Blu2e354

I like the one with Piper when he says "I like t kick ass and shew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum." I think that is how it goes.

Pellaz

My fav movie quote changes pretty often. Atm, it's my sig, from Kill Bill

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Remember it took three of you to kill me.
A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

viveleroi0

The entire president-russian prime minister (on the phone in the war room) dialogue from Dr. Strangelove tops everything else.

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"It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care"
- Homer Simpson

djflish

"You can't fight in here, this is a war room!" - from Dr. Strangelove

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Europes two great narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity.
I know which one I prefer.

stuckshut

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - from The Usual Suspects

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fear the Ninja Pirate Monkey

Gortexfogg

"Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!" - Han to Luke in Star Wars of course

"That'll be the day" - John Wayne in The Searchers

docbungle

"Say 'bitch, be cool'"

-Pulp Fiction

maximus

not just a quote, but a scene from good will hunting that i love:

CHUCKIE
Yeah, they gunna' hook you up with a job, or what?

WILL
Yeah. Fuckin' sit in a room and do long division for the
next fifty years.

CHUCKIE
eh..probably make some nice bank, though.

WILL
I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.

CHUCKIE
Better than this shit. It's a way outta' here.

WILL
What do I want a way out of here for? I mean, I'm gunna
fuckin' live here the rest of my life. You know, we'll be
neighbors, you know, we'll have little kids fuckin' take
'em to little league together up at Foley field.

CHUCKIE
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong
way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin'
over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still
workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a
threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.

WILL
What the fuck are you talkin' about?

CHUCKIE
Look. You got somethin' none of us--

WILL
Oh come on..Wh--Why is it always this, I mean, I fuckin'
owe it to myself to do this..why if I don't want to.

CHUCKIE
All right. No. No no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to
yourself. You owe it to me. Cus' tomorrow I'm gonna
wake up and I'll be fifty. And I'll still be doin' this shit.
And that's all right, that's fine. I mean, you're sitting on
a winnin' lottery ticket. And you're too much of a pussy
to cash it in. And that's bullshit. Cus' I'd do fuckin'
anything to have what you got. So would any of these
fuckin' guys. it'd be an insult to us if you're still here in
twenty years. Hanging around here is a fuckin' waste of
your time.

WILL
You don't know that.

CHUCKIE
I don't?

WILL
No. You don't know that.

CHUCKIE
Oh I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know.
Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And
we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and
it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is?
It's for about ten seconds from when I pull up to the curb
to when I get to your door. Because I think maybe I'll
get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be
there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left.
I don't know much, but I know that. >>>>

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hambone

Maximus,

I agree with you completely. That scene is amazing. The last part is in an Ataris song too.

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"Like liquid white from fallen glass,
Nothing to cry over"

eyeronic

I like it in that one movie when that guy says, "Nooooooooo!" That's my faviorite line.

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hotzot

Gen. George S. Patton Jr.: "The last great opportunity of a lifetime- an ENTIRE WORLD, AT WAR, AND I'M LEFT OUT OF IT? GOD will not permit this to happen- I will be ALLOWED, to FULLFILL MY DESTINY! His will be done. "

one of many from that movie

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soccerchamp76

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, leader of the army of the north, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdured son, and I will have my vengence, in this life or the next."

Something to that effect.

archer2371

"If you were a sheep, and you saw another sheep, and you being a sheep, would you fuck it?"
or something like that from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

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"This ain't no Ice Cream Social!"

"Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it."

"I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

Irish2

So many to choose from.

Probably my best line is from Life Of Brian :-

Brian: "You are all individuals."
The Crowd: "We are all individuals."
Little lone voice from the back: "I'm not !"

or maybe (same film)

Brian: "I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!"
Girl: "Only the true Messiah denies His divinity."
Brian: "What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!"
Followers: "He is! He is the Messiah!"
Brian: "Oh, fuck off!"
[silence]
Arthur: "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"

Spartak

Oh I'm sorry.. did I break your concentration ?

Samuel L Jackson is the man.

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numberfive

"Look, the supermodels are beautiful girls. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high, full of the single greatest commodity known to man: promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, and in her soul. And the way she makes every rotten little thing in life seem like it's gonna be okay. The supermodels, that's all they are, bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stilleto heels."

-Michael Rappaport (Beautiful Girls)

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crupdawg

there are so many.....
from the Godfather--
"Leave the gun....Take the cannolis." -- Clemenza
"I spent my whole trying not to be careless. Women and childen can be careless, but not men."-- Don Vito Corleone
"You could act like a man! What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, some Hollywood finnochio that cries like a woman? 'Oh Godfather, what am I gonna do....what am I gonna do'." --Don Vito Corleone


But my favorite comes from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, at the very end of the movie...
Sallah: What is it always with this "Junior"?
Henry Jones: That's his name, Henry Jones, Junior.
Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana"
Henry: We named the dog "Indiana"
Sallah: The dog?!? Haha! You are named after the dog?!? Hahaha!
Indiana: I got a lot of fond memories of that dog....

johnnymysto

Ah, so many to choose from....

"Well if you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use YOUR body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter WHO you are!!!"

- Ace Ventura II

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"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

thebigk

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

- Airplane (but surely everyone knows that!)

LHFire

"you gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?" Tombstone.

"give me the keys you fucking cocksucker" the usual suspects.. that scene is great..

"Come get some" Army of darkness.. any evil dead movie has memorable quotes.

"why dont you make like a tree, and get the hell out of here."

"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked" Braveheart

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" umm die hard of course

gnort

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf."

~Donnie Darko

Plus anything from Pulp Fiction or the Evil Dead series....so many good lines

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LaZy

"How did you 2 fucking fucks......FUCK!" -Boondock Saints

The whole ending statement from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Its ends with "Just another freak in the freak kingdom" I think.

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leon2345

"she turned me into a newt...I got better" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

big_bubba

Can't remember which Dirty Harry movie this was:

Harry: "You know, we can't just let you walk out of here."

Bad Guy: "Who? there's only one of you."

Harry: "Me, Smith, and Wesson."

And from Dirty Harry:

"Ah ah ah. I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I sort of lost track myself. Well being that this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head CLEAN off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"

Insomniac(uk)

"Mother fucking vampires"

From dust till dawn and used by myself to express displeasure.

Also any of the stuff from Duke Nukem / the Evil dead

"This is my Boomstick"

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LHFire

how did i forget this classic from the rock

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Bonesaw

"You want me to suck his dick?"

"No!!! Who the fuck is Dick?"

"Oh! Who the fuck is Dick?"

True Romance

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SabrinaFair

"Life is pain...anyone who says differently is selling something"
-The Princess Bride

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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Desiderata

ringogonebad

"ah..ah...what we have here........is a ....failure
to communicate."
- cool hand luke-

"i'm your huckleberry"
-tombstone-

zztzed

From Event Horizon:

Dr. Weir: What about my ship? You can't just leave her!
Captain Miller: I have no intention of leaving her, Doctor. I will take the Lewis and Clark to a safe distance and then I will fire tac missiles at the Event Horizon until I'm satisfied she's vaporized! Fuck this ship!

The way Laurence Fishburne says "Fuck this ship!" is great. You really have to hear it to appreciate the quote.

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"It seemed to me that if humanoids eat chicken, then obviously they'd eat their own species, otherwise they'd just be picking on the chickens."

Drider_it

From the last boy scout
"Excuse me officers, there seems to be a problem with my gun. There's too many bullets." *blam* *blam*

Lost Boys
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could
stomach. All the damn vampires.

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

tedrlord

Ow. I tried to think of one, and I think I broke my brain.

Hell, half my vocabulary is made of movie quotes.

crow_daw

I really dig that Piper one from They Live too........also:

"THE SHITS CHESS, IT AIN'T CHECKERS!!"- Alonzo(Training Day)

"My name is Enero Montoya, you killed my father.......prepare to die."- Enero Montoya(Sp?) (The Princess Bride)

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"- Rooster Cogburn(True Grit)

"There are things you are going to see.........that you can't unsee. They get in your head, and they stay there."- Joaquin Phoenix's character in 8mm.

"Before this war is over.................I am going to kill you."- Mel Gibson(The Patriot)

There are sooooooo many more that I can't recall right now, these just come to mind.

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"We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

crow_daw

Well its been a grand total of seven minutes and I've thought of another.........

"Baby, you got reeeeeeeeeeeeeal ugly." - Ash(Army of Darkness)

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"We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

Stare At The Sun

"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!?!" Starship troopers

"freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmm" braveheart ofcourse

"thats a half hour away....i'll be there in 10" Pulp fiction

"ya like dogs?" Snatch

the prayer from boondock that i cant remember...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake" fight club

You're the kinda guy that would fuck someone in the ass, and not even have the common decency to give em a reach around! Full metal jacket

Luke, i am your father

I could go on forever..

shred_head

There are a ton of great lines, far too many to ever list. However here are two I'm particularly fond of:

From Pulp Fiction: "I shot Marvin in the face.

From The Princess Bride: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"

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"A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa

nullPointer

Shawshank: Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamned right.

shred_head: The princess bride is definitely in my top 3 movies list...when I read that quote, I couldn't help but do it in Vizzini's voice...hilarious.

Catdaddy33

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying mutherfucker..mutherfucker and I'm about to blow...and say why the fuck am I back here... we're switchin and you're on brain detail" -- Pulp Fiction

mystmarimatt

"This one goes to Eleven"- Spinal Tap

oh, just the best moment in a movie.


and, pretty much all of Bruce Campbell's one liners in Army of Darkness, funny shit.

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frenzal

"carpe diem, sieze the carp" out cold

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