"Sucky sucky $10 dolla!"

Gotta love FMJ.

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

Josey Wales

A scene from "Annie Hall":

ROB: Imagine my surprise when I got your call, Max.

ALVY: Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing.

ROB: Twins, Max. Sixteen-year-olds. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?

And ain't that a damn curious line for a Woody Allen movie. Having sex with underage girls, who would do such a thing??

There's also another telling line in Woody Allen's "Love and Death," where the old prophet tells him about the secret of life. He says it's "blonde, 12-year old girls. Two of them whenever possible."

Woody........

I'll second that! Just got done watching that movie again this morning. Absolutely amazing.

-Lasereth

johnny the fox offering a handshake:

" here's 5 good ones"

ok, the only redeeming scene in Cadyshack II is a line by Randy Quad that goes something like this:

I dont know where you went to law school, but heres how I do things, first I find out where you live then I beat down you dorr with a fucking baseball bat then I make a fire out of the chipendale and take that golden retreiver and roast it and eat it and then I grab you by your brooks brothers pajamas and take that BMW of yours and shove it up your tight ass! Now what do you think of that!

I loved that movie!!




From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:

Lady: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Steve Martin: Yes.
Lady: Well, How may I help you?
Steve: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. And you can give a fucking automobile. A fucking Buick, a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota . . four fucking wheels and a seat!
Lady: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Steve: And I don't really care for the way your fucking company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really don't care to walk across a fucking highway and across a fucking runway just to get back here and have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right, fucking, now.
Lady: May I see your rental agreement?
Steve: I threw it away.
Lady: Oh boy.
Steve: OH BOY WHAT...
Lady: YOU'RE FUCKED!

"Some birds feathers are just too beautiful to keep caged up..."

and

"I'm gonna need a good man to help me with my current project..."

Both from the Shawshank Redemption

"Hey Nebraska, that thing with you and those cows...
I wanna party with you man!"

and

"My name is Francis Sawyer...BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME PSYCHO,
If you call me Francis...I'LL KILL YA...."

Both from STRIPES.

-bear

that speech by agent sands in once upon a time in mexico is my favorite...the giving balance to mexico speech. I wont ruin it for those who haven't seen the movie yet but deffinately go see it just for that scene...hilarious

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

"Im looking for a man called bucho" )Desperado)

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. Now who the fuck can he get away from?" (Snatch)

Fozzy "I hope Im funny. I wont be able to live with myself otherwise"
Professor Honeydew "Well you will have to get another apartment then wont you?"
(Muppet Movie)

"I'll fight you on one condition. You lower your nipples" (Hercules returns)

"Body heals, chicks dig scars and glory lasts forever" (the replacements)

"Birds are the disciples of capitalism. Fish are the disciples of communism. Two opposing forces. Get the point?" (Dragons Forever)

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" (Donnie Darko)

"Is this a white cunt joke which black cunts dont get coz Im not laughing Nicholas" (Lock, stock and two smoking barrels)

"I fuckin hate pikies!" (Snatch)

"Give me some suger baby" (Armys of darkness)

"Freeeeeeeedooooom" (Braveheart)

I have heaps more but I cant remember them now. More to come at a later time

Robert DeNiro, Meet the Parents:

I've got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?

Shawshank:
Guard: What's your malfunction you fat fuckin' barrel of monkey-spunk?
Prisoner: PLEASE! THIS AIN'T RIGHT! I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! NOT ME!
Guard: I ain't gonna count to three! Not even to one! Now shut the fuck up 'fore I sing you a lullabye

i feel like a hundred dollars

ty webb, caddyshack

You cheeky bastard

Snatch

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career Chose a family. Choose a fuckin big television. Chose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Chosse sititng on a couch watching mind- numbing, spirit- crushing game shows stuffing fuckin junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last ina miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life.......But why would i want to do a thing like that?"-Trainspotting

I keep you around because you make my life look good by comparison- 200 Cigarettes Courtney Love

"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"

Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

"He has moved over to the left side of the field. He must be ambidextrous Bob."
"I dont know about that Bob but he can definately use both feet"


"Before ze germans come"

Now this fella knows some good quotes!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns; and those who dig."

http://www.anesi.com/east/dig.au (to hear it)

the good the bad and the ugly

- and -

"Want to know whose son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does. You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you!"

the good the bad and the ugly

"On a long enough timeline the survivability rate for everyone drops to zero."

"We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

-Fight Club