Favorite Movie quote?
 

I like the one with Piper when he says "I like t kick ass and shew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum." I think that is how it goes.

My fav movie quote changes pretty often. Atm, it's my sig, from Kill Bill

The entire president-russian prime minister (on the phone in the war room) dialogue from Dr. Strangelove tops everything else.

"You can't fight in here, this is a war room!" - from Dr. Strangelove

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - from The Usual Suspects

"Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!" - Han to Luke in Star Wars of course

"That'll be the day" - John Wayne in The Searchers

"Say 'bitch, be cool'"

-Pulp Fiction

not just a quote, but a scene from good will hunting that i love:

CHUCKIE
Yeah, they gunna' hook you up with a job, or what?

WILL
Yeah. Fuckin' sit in a room and do long division for the
next fifty years.

CHUCKIE
eh..probably make some nice bank, though.

WILL
I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.

CHUCKIE
Better than this shit. It's a way outta' here.

WILL
What do I want a way out of here for? I mean, I'm gunna
fuckin' live here the rest of my life. You know, we'll be
neighbors, you know, we'll have little kids fuckin' take
'em to little league together up at Foley field.

CHUCKIE
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong
way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin'
over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still
workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a
threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.

WILL
What the fuck are you talkin' about?

CHUCKIE
Look. You got somethin' none of us--

WILL
Oh come on..Wh--Why is it always this, I mean, I fuckin'
owe it to myself to do this..why if I don't want to.

CHUCKIE
All right. No. No no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to
yourself. You owe it to me. Cus' tomorrow I'm gonna
wake up and I'll be fifty. And I'll still be doin' this shit.
And that's all right, that's fine. I mean, you're sitting on
a winnin' lottery ticket. And you're too much of a pussy
to cash it in. And that's bullshit. Cus' I'd do fuckin'
anything to have what you got. So would any of these
fuckin' guys. it'd be an insult to us if you're still here in
twenty years. Hanging around here is a fuckin' waste of
your time.

WILL
You don't know that.

CHUCKIE
I don't?

WILL
No. You don't know that.

CHUCKIE
Oh I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know.
Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And
we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and
it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is?
It's for about ten seconds from when I pull up to the curb
to when I get to your door. Because I think maybe I'll
get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be
there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left.
I don't know much, but I know that. >>>>

Maximus,

I agree with you completely. That scene is amazing. The last part is in an Ataris song too.

I like it in that one movie when that guy says, "Nooooooooo!" That's my faviorite line.

Gen. George S. Patton Jr.: "The last great opportunity of a lifetime- an ENTIRE WORLD, AT WAR, AND I'M LEFT OUT OF IT? GOD will not permit this to happen- I will be ALLOWED, to FULLFILL MY DESTINY! His will be done. "

one of many from that movie

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, leader of the army of the north, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdured son, and I will have my vengence, in this life or the next."

Something to that effect.

"If you were a sheep, and you saw another sheep, and you being a sheep, would you fuck it?"
or something like that from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

So many to choose from.

Probably my best line is from Life Of Brian :-

Brian: "You are all individuals."
The Crowd: "We are all individuals."
Little lone voice from the back: "I'm not !"

or maybe (same film)

Brian: "I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!"
Girl: "Only the true Messiah denies His divinity."
Brian: "What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!"
Followers: "He is! He is the Messiah!"
Brian: "Oh, fuck off!"
[silence]
Arthur: "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"

Oh I'm sorry.. did I break your concentration ?

Samuel L Jackson is the man.

"Look, the supermodels are beautiful girls. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high, full of the single greatest commodity known to man: promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, and in her soul. And the way she makes every rotten little thing in life seem like it's gonna be okay. The supermodels, that's all they are, bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stilleto heels."

-Michael Rappaport (Beautiful Girls)

there are so many.....
from the Godfather--
"Leave the gun....Take the cannolis." -- Clemenza
"I spent my whole trying not to be careless. Women and childen can be careless, but not men."-- Don Vito Corleone
"You could act like a man! What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, some Hollywood finnochio that cries like a woman? 'Oh Godfather, what am I gonna do....what am I gonna do'." --Don Vito Corleone


But my favorite comes from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, at the very end of the movie...
Sallah: What is it always with this "Junior"?
Henry Jones: That's his name, Henry Jones, Junior.
Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana"
Henry: We named the dog "Indiana"
Sallah: The dog?!? Haha! You are named after the dog?!? Hahaha!
Indiana: I got a lot of fond memories of that dog....

Ah, so many to choose from....

"Well if you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use YOUR body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter WHO you are!!!"

- Ace Ventura II

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

- Airplane (but surely ;) everyone knows that!)

"you gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?" Tombstone.

"give me the keys you fucking cocksucker" the usual suspects.. that scene is great..

"Come get some" Army of darkness.. any evil dead movie has memorable quotes.

"why dont you make like a tree, and get the hell out of here."

"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked" Braveheart

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" umm die hard of course

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf."

~Donnie Darko

Plus anything from Pulp Fiction or the Evil Dead series....so many good lines

"How did you 2 fucking fucks......FUCK!" -Boondock Saints

The whole ending statement from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Its ends with "Just another freak in the freak kingdom" I think.

"she turned me into a newt...I got better" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Can't remember which Dirty Harry movie this was:

Harry: "You know, we can't just let you walk out of here."

Bad Guy: "Who? there's only one of you."

Harry: "Me, Smith, and Wesson."

And from Dirty Harry:

"Ah ah ah. I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I sort of lost track myself. Well being that this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head CLEAN off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"

"Mother fucking vampires"

From dust till dawn and used by myself to express displeasure.

Also any of the stuff from Duke Nukem / the Evil dead

"This is my Boomstick"

how did i forget this classic from the rock

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

"You want me to suck his dick?"

"No!!! Who the fuck is Dick?"

"Oh! Who the fuck is Dick?"

True Romance

"Life is pain...anyone who says differently is selling something"
-The Princess Bride

"ah..ah...what we have here........is a ....failure
to communicate."
- cool hand luke-

"i'm your huckleberry"
-tombstone-

From Event Horizon:

Dr. Weir: What about my ship? You can't just leave her!
Captain Miller: I have no intention of leaving her, Doctor. I will take the Lewis and Clark to a safe distance and then I will fire tac missiles at the Event Horizon until I'm satisfied she's vaporized! Fuck this ship!

The way Laurence Fishburne says "Fuck this ship!" is great. You really have to hear it to appreciate the quote. :D

From the last boy scout
"Excuse me officers, there seems to be a problem with my gun. There's too many bullets." *blam* *blam*

Lost Boys
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could
stomach. All the damn vampires.

Ow. I tried to think of one, and I think I broke my brain.

Hell, half my vocabulary is made of movie quotes.

I really dig that Piper one from They Live too........also:

"THE SHITS CHESS, IT AIN'T CHECKERS!!"- Alonzo(Training Day)

"My name is Enero Montoya, you killed my father.......prepare to die."- Enero Montoya(Sp?) (The Princess Bride)

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"- Rooster Cogburn(True Grit)

"There are things you are going to see.........that you can't unsee. They get in your head, and they stay there."- Joaquin Phoenix's character in 8mm.

"Before this war is over.................I am going to kill you."- Mel Gibson(The Patriot)

There are sooooooo many more that I can't recall right now, these just come to mind.

Well its been a grand total of seven minutes and I've thought of another.........

"Baby, you got reeeeeeeeeeeeeal ugly." - Ash(Army of Darkness)

"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!?!" Starship troopers

"freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmm" braveheart ofcourse

"thats a half hour away....i'll be there in 10" Pulp fiction

"ya like dogs?" Snatch

the prayer from boondock that i cant remember...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake" fight club

You're the kinda guy that would fuck someone in the ass, and not even have the common decency to give em a reach around! Full metal jacket

Luke, i am your father

I could go on forever..

There are a ton of great lines, far too many to ever list. However here are two I'm particularly fond of:

From Pulp Fiction: "I shot Marvin in the face.

From The Princess Bride: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"

Shawshank: Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamned right.

shred_head: The princess bride is definitely in my top 3 movies list...when I read that quote, I couldn't help but do it in Vizzini's voice...hilarious.

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying mutherfucker..mutherfucker and I'm about to blow...and say why the fuck am I back here... we're switchin and you're on brain detail" -- Pulp Fiction

"This one goes to Eleven"- Spinal Tap

oh, just the best moment in a movie.


and, pretty much all of Bruce Campbell's one liners in Army of Darkness, funny shit.

"carpe diem, sieze the carp" out cold

Films from Australia.....

"This car is as reconditioned as my asshole" The Big Steal
"Tell him he is dreaming" The Castle

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"

"I swear if you guys pick on me 13 or 14 more times I'm gonna leave..." or something like that- BaseketBall

I offered you help. You refused to take our money. Then I said "I guess you're really up shit creek."
-------- The Blues Brothers

Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.
-------- Bull Durham

I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home.
-------- Mash

Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
-------- Meatballs

So many quotes...so little time.

I can't believe that no one mentioned a single quote from fight club. Its filled with all kinds of good quotes.

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"Losing all hope is freedom."

does my garage have a sign on it that says dead nigger storage?

"Hey, uh...what's that on your face?"

(Dumps shovel full of dirt on evil Ash's face).

- Ash, Army of Darkness.

"It's all in the reflexes."

-Jack Burton, "Big Trouble in Little China"

"woh Woh Woh... now your shooting at your imaginary friend in front of FOUR HUNDRED GALLONS OF NITRO GLYSEREN"

--Tyler Durden, Fight club

Chris: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
- Real Genius

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- Animal House

Ellwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearin' sunglasses."

Jake: "Hit it."



Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker during fight: "The price is wrong, BITCH!!"


And a batch from Kevin Smith Movies:

Jay: "What the fuck is the internet?"

Holden: "The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. "



Dante Hicks: "My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row? "



Brodie: "Cookie stand's not part of the food court."
T.S. Quint: "Sure it is."
Brodie: "The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs it's not like we're talking quantum physics here!"
T.S. Quint: "The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court."
Brodie: "Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking."

The Last Boy Scout has some of the best quotes ever.

Joe Hallenbeck: This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous.
Jimmy Dix: Danger's my middle name.
Joe Hallenbeck: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.

Joe Hallenbeck: You don't think the cops can help you?
Cory: Sure, after I'm dead they'll perform the autopsy.

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, huh? Well how'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool but now you've got to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife, I'll take two.

Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

Jake: Shut up, fuckface.
Joe Hallenbeck: I'm fuckface, he's asshole.
Scrabble Man: Jake, advise Rodney Dangerfield here of the situation. Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes?
Joe Hallenbeck: You want the envelope, right?
Scrabble Man: The envelope, very smart. See Jake, here is a man who knows when a situation is untennable.
Joe Hallenbeck: Good word.
Scrabble Man: You like that word? And you do have that envelope, don't you?
Joe Hallenbeck: Better give up, Jimmy. We're dealin' with a couple of geniuses here.
Jimmy Dix: Hey man, just leave him the fuck alone!
Scrabble Man: Leave him alone? We do whatever you say. Jake here attacks his job with a certain exuberance.
Jimmy Dix: Shit, we're being beat up by the inventor of Scrabble.

Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.

Joe Hallenbeck: Where are you goin'?
Jimmy Dix: To the bathroom, okay? You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.

Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first. Like if you hit a guy with a sufboard, you might say, "Surf's up, pal!"

-Mikey

The two greatest ones of all time...

"You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothin' better to do."--Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights."--Crash Davis in Bull Durham

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and ...............kill them." - Joker (Full Metal Jacket)

"If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral...and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordal instincts to kill without feeling...without passion...without judgement ... without judgement. Because it's judgement that defeats us. " - Col. Kurtz (Apocalypse Now)

"Say Hello to my little friend!" - Tony Montana (Scarface)

"I have discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch" - Homer Simpson

there are too many to list

you forgot about the last part though,

"...Thats what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf, whats the point of living, if you don't have a dick?"

i also like this line...

"If I need advice on a Planet of The Apes film, or how to clean the resin out of my bong, I'll come to you. But I'm not about to take romantic advice from someone that can't even spell romantic, or advice, or bong."

-out cold.

I just watched Hot Shots 2 again, and one line made the movie so much better.

Miguel Ferrer suddenly turns to the camera, and says:
"War. It's faantastic!" with a great, honest smile.

It still cracks me up when I think about it.

Mine changes a lot also. Currently, it's:

"Sometimes you gotta feed a little speed to your ride" Martin Lawrence in Blue Streak

"It's like being kicked with steel toed kevlar boots being bloodied on a saturday night" Jim Carey Cable guy

The Clerks. A guy goes into the convenient store and a cat jumps onto the counter, the customer says "cute cat, what's his name?" ... and the clerk responds "annoying customer".

"i fever to ask!" - seven samurai subtitle

A person is smart. People are stupid, panicky dangerous animals, and you know it. - K in MIB

big fan of Tarantino dialouge:
Cliff played by Dennis Hopper and Coccotti by Dennis Hopper in True Romance. This movie is full of great one liners, like Brad Pitt, "and some cleaning products"


Cliff: Now, wait a minute and listen. I haven't seen Clarence in three years. Yesterday he shows up here with a girl, sayin' he got married. He told me he needed some quick cash for a honeymoon, so he asked if he could borrow five hundred dollars. I wanted to help him out so I wrote out a check. We went to breakfast and that's the last I saw of him. So help me God. They never thought to tell me where they were goin'. And I never thought to ask.

Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Cliff: Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?

Coccotti: Sure.

Cliff: Got a match? Oh, don't bother. I got one. So you're a Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti: Uh-huh.

Cliff: You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti: Come again?

Cliff: It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?

Another scene... Pulp Fiction:

Butch: You ok?

Marcellus: No man, i'm pretty fuckin' far from ok.

Butch (looks around short scream from man in corner who got shot in the balls): What now?

Marcellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. Ima call a couple o' hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on the homes here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. (To guy in corner) YOU HEAR ME TALKIN HILLBILLY BOY! I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT, I'M GET MEDIVAL ON YOUR ASS.

Butch: I meant what now between me and you.

Marcellus: Oh that what now. I'll tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you.

and on and on its one of the best scenes in a movie that is filled with great scenes.


And as for line:

Reservoir Dogs: Mr. Pink? What the FUCK why do I get Mr. Pink?

From Ocean's Eleven: (or any other one liner in the movie)
Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.

From The Pentagon Wars:
Major General Partridge: Just because the tests didn't turn out the way Colonel Burton thought they would, was no reason to suspect there was anything devious going on.
Madame Chairwoman: General, filling the fuel tanks with WATER in a test designed to check the combustibility of the vehicle, that wasn't devious?
Major General Partridge: If the tanks had been filled with fuel, there's a good chance the vehicle would have exploded.
Congressman: I thought that was the point.
Major General Partridge: If the vehicle had exploded, we wouldn't be able to run any more tests!

And from Spaceballs:
Princess Vespa: My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!

"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

SCARFACE

"Fuck Lando Calrissian!"

Kevin Smith movies are great for quotes.

"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here" - Melvin (Jack) in As Good as it Gets.

"I'll give you a whole god damn fruit salad... their are Frigidaires falling from the sky" John Malcovich - Emprie of the Sun.

Speaking of empire of the sun.... that has to be one of the most underrated movies ever put out. Watch it again, Christian Bale just nailed the role in that movie.

From Galaxy Quest:

Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean there's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of choppy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!

Jason Nesmith: Relax, Gwen.

Gwen DeMarco: No! I mean we shouldn't have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is this here?!

Jason Nesmith: Because it's on the television show!

Gwen DeMarco: Well, (fuck) it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!

Galaxy Quest yet again:
[The crew is on a shuttle descending to an alien planet.]

Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.

Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?

Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.

Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.

Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?

Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh---I don't know.

Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows! Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.

Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.

Guy Fleegman: DO I?! DO I?!?! For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"!

from the count of monte cristo

Dorleac: Come on, come on, I haven't got all day... wait. Actually, I do. I've got...
[laughs]
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD!

Dorleac: Now you're thinking, just now "Why me, O God?". The answer is, God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year.

Dorleac: Let's make a bargain. You ask God for help, and I'll stop the moment He shows up.

Luigi: So, mi amici. I would ask you your name, but in view of your clothes, and the fact that the Chateau d'If is only two miles away, what's the point?
Edmond: Why are you here?
Luigi: My men and I have come to this island to bury alive one of our men who decided to keep some stolen gold for himself instead of sharing it with his comrades. Interestingly enough, there are some of his friends who think I should grant him mercy, which of course I cannot do or I would quickly lose control of the whole crew. That's why you are such a fortunate find.
Edmond: How's that?
Luigi: We'll watch you and Jacopo fight to the death. If Jacopo wins, he can stay on the crew. If you win, I'll have been seen to have shown a little mercy to Jacopo, even if he didn't take advantage of it, and you can take his place on the boat.
Edmond: What if I don't want to be a pirate?
Luigi: Then we slit your throat and we're a bit shorthanded.
Edmond: I find that the life of a pirate is the one for me and I would be delighted to kill your friend!

Luigi: Oh, and by the way, Jacopo is the best knife fighter I have ever seen.
Edmond: Perhaps you should get out more.

haha, on the topic of galaxy quest:
Is there air? You don't know!

Baby's Day Out (Crappy Movie, Good Line):
I don't know about you, but I don't eat pieces of my body!

Forest Gump:
- Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
- I didn’t know I was suppose to be looking for him, sir.

Empire Records:
I wonder if I will be held responsible for this.

The Breakfast Club:
So, it's sort of social, demented and sad, but social, right?

"Hey Hal, you gotta check out this terd! It looks just like Clinger from MASH!!" (something like that) - Shallow Hal

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

Anything from Brain Candy.

This list can go on forever.

I have a couple of favorite quotes...

From Bull Durham -

I was in the Show for 21 days, once. It was the greatest 21 days of my life. You never touch your luggage in the show--somebody else handles your bags. It's great. The ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.

Coach: You guys... you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Do you know what that makes you? Larry?
Larry: Lollgaggers!
Coach: Lollygaggers.

From The ShawShank Redemption -

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged; their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that know it was a sin does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone.

And finally, from Field of Dreams, check out my sig.




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"Your the kind of guy who'd fuck his buddy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"

Full Metal Jacket

"all this over a fucking tooth?" - darkness falls

Minister: What is he doing?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry.

Classic from Moonraker.

"shut the fuck up donnie" (repeated several times during the movie)

from the Big Lebowsky

"Dude, I think I just filled the cup" - Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

"I have the horrible feeling that, because I have a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theater, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the _cheap seats,_ not Mount Sinai!"

Orson Welles, "Someone to Love" (Henry Jaglom, 1987). Welles' last movie, and you know he wrote that line.

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool." - Almost Famous

and, of course:

“To krosk your enemies, to see dem driven before you, and to hear de lamentations of der vomen” -- Conan the Barbarian

"It's just a flesh wound!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Today's a good day to die." Flatliners

"You sho' is ugly!" Shug Avery, The Color Purple

"you're with us now, dignity has nothing to do with it"... or something along those lines.
-iceage

All work and no fun makes jack a dull boy, definitely...
the shining
or,
ignorance is bliss...
matrix, and pulp fiction i think

The most romantic line in the evil dead trilogy:
"Gimme some sugar, baby!"
—Ash, Army of Darkness

"what do you do?"
"oh, contract killing"
"how are the benefits?"
—Gross Point Blank

"REMEMBER! even tho it may not be written down : I AM AN ASS!"
—Dogberry, Much ado about nothing

¨you´re not really blonde, are you?
more a dirty blonde.¨

Patrick Bateman - American Psycho.

"I guess it comes down to one simple choice: get busy living or get busy dying"


- Andy Dufresne

The Shawshank Redemption

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

Fight Club for those poor souls unaware :D

"If pictures have anything to say, it's this: I was here, I existed. I was young and happy and someone cared enough about me to take my picture." - One Hour Photo

"There is no such thing as a mistake. There are things you do, and things you don't do." - Unfaithful

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!" Michael


"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire." Milton

Office Space babey

"We're sort of like 7-11; we're not always doing buisness, but we're aaaaalways open."
-Boondock Saints

"Trininty: So is that good for us, or bad for us?
Neo: Well, the entire building is wired with explosives.
Trinity: Bad for us."
-Matrix: Reloaded

"And shepards we shall be,
for thee my lord for thee,
power hath decended from thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
We shall flow a river forth to thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patri et filli spiritus sancti."
-Boondock Saints

"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."
-Eric Draven, "The Crow"

"This is my BOOMSTICK!" and "Give some sugar, baby."
-Ash in Army of Darkness

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepair to die."
--Inigo from The Princess Bride

I just love the scene when he finally meets the 6 fingered man.

"I just don't like surprises, that's all"

Pulp Fiction

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

"Thats a negative ghost rider, the pattern is full"

--Top Gun

I love it, people always look at you strange when you say it.

"maybe me and lunchbox are out one night mackin some chick and shit and shes like 'Ohhhhhhhh I wanna suck yous guys dicks off, what are your names?'
and we're like jay and silent bob.. rekanize and shes like 'Ohh.. i read on the internet that yous guys are a couple of little fucking jerkoffs' and then she goes and sucks two other guys dicks off instead. well fuck that!"

can you guess?

Reservoir Dogs:
Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
Joe Cabot: And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe Cabot: 'Cause you're a faggot, ok?
Mr. Pink: How about I be Mr. Purple?
Joe Cabot: No, you can't be Mr. Purple.
Mr. Pink: Why not?
Joe Cabot: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple!
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Oh yeah, that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink.



[Mr. Pink comes and sees that Mr. Orange has been shot in the stomach.]
Mr. Pink: Is it bad?
Mr. White: As opposed to good?

Joe Cabot: All right ramblers, let's get rambling!

Mr. Blonde: Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him.... or they don't.

Star Wars-
"do or do not, there is no try"
"i'm out of it for a couple of days and everybody gets delusions of grandeur!"
"i like solo where he is"
"what an incredible smell you've discovered!"
"let the wookie win!"
"you don't need his identification"
"always thinking with your stomach!!"
"he's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.."
"fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering"
(luke): "i'm not afraid." (yoda): "you will be.. you will be..."
"and i thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE"
"a civilized weapon, from a more civilized age"
"hoooh-per" (as spoken by Darth Vader...)

Willow-
"gentlemen, meet lug"
"i stole the baby!!"
"help! there's a peck here with an acorn and he's pointing it at me!!"
"i hate that woman!! she kicked me in the face!!! ... don't i??"
"the bones say nothing.."

The Princess Bride-
"that's inconceivable"
"you are the brute squad"
"you rush a miracle you get a rotten miracle"
"i shouldn't like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.."
"possible, pig!"
"there isn't much money in the revenge buisiness"
"and you! friendless, hopeless, helpless, brainless!!... unemployed... in Greenland!!!"

Sgt. Bilko
"oh thank you sir, i'm stunned! just as a formality, i've put that in writing... sign here.... and here... and here.... i'll just notorize that... and i'll waive the usual ten dollar fee..."

(Sgt.):"you mean a cover up??" (Col.): "no... is there anything to cover up??" (Sgt.): "no..." (Col.): "then just do whatever it is you do to make these things go away"

"now let's do the holding-the-rifle-by-the-bottom thing!"

"we have rules! rules and regulations!!"

"i'm paralyzed.. from the hair down.."

"that's horseshit sir."

and many mooore........... bwahaaaa.. it never ends!!! :-D

another absolute fav of mine...


Bridget - So, isn´t it terrible whats happening in Chechnya?

Daniel - Couldn´t give a fuck Jones, now tell me more about practicing french kissing the girls at school...

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