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View Poll Results: Who are you gonna be shipwrecked with? | |||
Ginger | 9 | 21.95% | |
Mary Ann | 30 | 73.17% | |
Skipper | 2 | 4.88% | |
Voters: 41. You may not vote on this poll |
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11-04-2009, 08:39 PM | #1 (permalink) |
WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
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Ginger or Mary Ann: The Definitive Poll
Choose wisely--
---------- Post added at 10:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:37 PM ---------- I gotta go with Ginger, cuz she's, uh, ginger.
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11-04-2009, 08:56 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Minion of Joss
Location: The Windy City
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Please! Mary Ann, for sure!
Ginger is gonna be WAY too high maintenance; and Mary Ann is totally gonna be the one who's willing to do the freaky stuff.
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11-04-2009, 09:18 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Totally Ginger...
She's a redhead, she's classy, she's hotter.
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11-04-2009, 09:27 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Mary Ann is way hotter. Besides, I always got the feeling that Ginger was a future Mrs. Howell.
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11-05-2009, 02:17 AM | #8 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Those Midwest farm girls know how to handle themselves around animals. Rawr!
Plus, once the loving's done, Mary Ann knows how to cook with very little ingredients. Saves on the pocketbook. Ginger'd have to order out. Very high maintenance. Mary Ann ftw!
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11-05-2009, 05:58 AM | #11 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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No way! Mary Ann would totally let you stick it in her butt, plus she'd probably be up for a threeway with Ginger at some point in time. It's always the innnocent ones!
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11-05-2009, 06:14 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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Location: East-central Canada
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Everything said about Mary Ann: it's a bit of a gamble, isn't it?
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11-05-2009, 07:13 AM | #15 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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I don't know. It's difficult to compete with a redhead who begs you to put it in her ass.
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11-05-2009, 11:28 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Minion of Joss
Location: The Windy City
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Are you guys kidding? Nothing's getting into Ginger's ass without Ginger getting diamonds and stuff first: the only one who's got a shot at her is Mr. Howell!
Mary Ann would totally let you stick it wherever you wanted, just for telling her she's special!
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11-05-2009, 11:56 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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00:58 Captain Hammer said it... it must be true.
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11-05-2009, 04:29 PM | #20 (permalink) |
WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
Location: Southern Illinois
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The Mary Ann crowd is being swayed by the hot pants. You're all gambling that Mary Ann is gonna fuck you like a high dollar call girl, while Ginger is much more the type.
BTW: Fess up, who voted Skipper?
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11-05-2009, 06:22 PM | #21 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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It's always been Mary Ann for me but after reading this thread I realize that she would insist on marriage first wheras Ginger would chew me up and spit me out within a couple of days.
I could go for that!
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11-05-2009, 07:21 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Location: The Danforth
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Mary Ann. She's totally butt-worthy.
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11-05-2009, 08:40 PM | #24 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Everyone that voted Ginger: don't EVER complain about high maintenance women again. Ever.
And, hey, nice girls can be lots of fun, y'know.
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11-05-2009, 09:10 PM | #26 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Ever heard the phrase, "lady in public, whore in the bedroom"?
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11-05-2009, 09:48 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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Location: corner of No and Where
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I can't stand high maintenance. I'm not much for super-sweet country girls either, but I'd definitely choose one over a high maintenance girl. Mary Ann it is.
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11-06-2009, 06:14 AM | #30 (permalink) |
pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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Why isn't there a Mrs. Howell choice? She's got all the cash, and she's gonna be dead soon anyway. Then, once you've got your hands on all that loot, you can go all Office Space and get both MaryAnn and Ginger at the same time.
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11-06-2009, 06:46 AM | #31 (permalink) | |
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I've got no interest in cornholing Maryann. Sorry, just not my thing. That said I can't believe "ready access to whipped cream" hasn't been tossed around yet.
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11-06-2009, 07:39 AM | #32 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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I've always thought that Mrs. Howell is a bit of a GILF anyways. You could shag her rotten while she's sipping on a martini.
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11-06-2009, 01:15 PM | #33 (permalink) | |
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Location: The Danforth
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oh damn.. Baily Quarters???? Absolutely. I think you've nailed the perfect sandwich: Maryann & Baily, with a bit of Betty Rubble on the side. / sorry a bit of a threadjack by the way, the '90's and 2000's may have thongs, but the '70s were big into cameltoes....
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11-06-2009, 01:37 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Minion of Joss
Location: The Windy City
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Wuss. My inner lesbian came twice already....
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11-07-2009, 07:04 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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11-10-2009, 11:46 PM | #39 (permalink) |
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Location: Seattle
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I gotta go w/ Ginger. she's just more sexy. Mary Anns' had about 70% more cock already.
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