08-31-2009, 05:44 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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TV shows TFP wants to live in
Bear Cub invites you to ponder all of the sitcoms, cartoons, sci-fi, and what-have-you that you regularly, or not so regularly, watch on the boob tube.
If the world inside these TV shows actually existed, which one would you want to be a part of? Bear Cub sees two possibilities for himself: Skins - Quite possibly the best TV show ever, and perfectly suited for Bear Cub. Gorgeous late high school to early "uni" girls, promiscuity, a free-for-all of narcotics and alcohol. Perhaps more importantly, a relatively care-free life when careers and the responsibilities of adulthood are still a thing of the future, and a group of remarkably genuine friends. Futurama - Bear Cub and Bender should be heterosexual life partners. And, if I were frozen like Fry, I'd be rich.
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08-31-2009, 06:16 PM | #5 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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CSI: Miami... so I can slap the shit out of David Caruso.
Knight Rider (the original)... Kitt's mine. Hung... I need a happyness consultant. and Nurse Jackie and Weeds. Because it would be awesome.
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08-31-2009, 07:26 PM | #10 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Ace of Cakes.
Holy shit, I'd totally eat those cakes. No matter how beautiful or elaborate they are, I'd fuck them up. With my mouth.
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08-31-2009, 07:31 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Location: Florida
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Can I possibly express my dismay that no one yet has claimed the original Star Trek?
I will.
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08-31-2009, 09:34 PM | #13 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Pretty sure anyone who knows me already knows the answer to this: either Buffy or Firefly. I wouldn't want to BE any of the characters, but I'd love to hang out with them and fight demons/Reavers/vampires/the Alliance/whatever else.
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08-31-2009, 11:35 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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I'd like to live the Grizzly Adams or Gunsmoke lifestyle, or be a CHiPs officer or Adam-12 officer. Ohh, or on Barney Miller. Rat Patrol was cool, too.
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09-01-2009, 02:45 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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Location: Florida
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heh, Barney Miller. I could dig that.
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce |
09-01-2009, 04:06 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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The Wonder Years.
While Kevin waffled, I'd ask Winnie out and we'd lose our virginity together in the back of an Impala Wagon. Kevin Arnold was a lousy teenage rolemodel.
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09-01-2009, 04:22 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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Location: Belgium
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With Sledgehammer taken (damn you Crompsin),
Big Bang Theory, as an extra addition to the cast Rurouni Kenshin (Samurai X), as the guy with the hypnotic eyes. Step by Step as JD's friend (secret dream of wanting to date Dana back in the day)
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09-01-2009, 04:32 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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Location: Ohio! yay!
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It's always sunny in Philadelphia. I'd bang the shit out of the waitress while Charlie cried outside of the window. Then crazy shit would happen while we all yelled at/made fun of each other.
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09-01-2009, 11:45 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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I'd totally go for Bourdain's No Reservations.
Or along with Adam on Man vs. Food (for the horror factor). Or Zane on Three Sheets. But not Jackass. Nooooo. I wouldn't mind living inside Breaking Bad or Dexter either. As an observer... not a dealer or victim.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
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09-01-2009, 12:05 PM | #20 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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well, if we're going to go 'real' tv...I always liked Lonely Planet and thought it would be fun to run around the world with Ian.
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce |
09-01-2009, 02:19 PM | #25 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Why? He's made of awesome.
I've also decided that I'd love to be Penny's roommate on the Big Bang Theory.
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09-01-2009, 07:29 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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I guess maybe 30 Rock.
For a serious drama, I'd have to say either The Unit or The Shield. For The Unit, I'd rather just be an invincible, immortal observer. I don't actually have the required skills/fitness to take part. The Shield, because there are things I would have done differently than some of the characters. The Shield=Best. Show. Ever.
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