Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

eyeseepeedude · 07-02-2003, 10:12 AM

I have a horrible feeling that my wife is going to want to see this movie sometime soon. I love my wife, and I don't mind doing things to make her happy, but come on!

Basically, is anyone else going to see this (*your choice or not*), and if not, what should I do to try and 'ease the pain'?

rockzilla · 07-02-2003, 10:22 AM

I have no intention of seeing this, but you could always take a nap after the previews are over.

Nyenrodian · 07-02-2003, 10:25 AM

I've seen the first one and that's why I will do everything I can to NOT see the 2nd one.

I'd rather go see a good movie. Unfortunately they're not that many good movies made anymore. Just al CGI bullshit.

eyeseepeedude · 07-02-2003, 10:27 AM

I had the 'privaledge' of seeing the first as well. Napping is out of the question though (*too obvious*)

Sparhawk · 07-02-2003, 10:59 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Just go see Finding Nemo again.

quest1mark · 07-02-2003, 07:25 PM

make her buy you some nachos and a hot dog before the movie....eat it during the previews...and its sweet dreams from then on.

XenuHubbard · 07-03-2003, 12:20 AM

Damn. I have the same feeling. When my fiancee saw the promotional poster for LB2, she made that sound that means "interesting, hmm, I wouldn't mind seeing that".

I started walking faster. She pulled my arm.
"Hey, I didn't know they made a second one..."
Arrrghg. Think fast.
"I want to see that", she said.
Too late. The ground kind of split open beneath my feet.

Ever since that day of infamy, I have been tip-toeing around the house. I'm waiting. One day it will come.
She'll want to enter Hollywood Hell, and she will not go alone.
I have secretly started manufacturing molotov cocktails.
I can't escape the torture. Well, if I will face a certain death in my
Cineplex torture seat, I WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE.
Legally Blond: Red, Red and Red.

Reese Witherspoon is Satan.
Reese Witherspoon is Satan.

I hear footsteps, somebody's comkpfjee

eyeseepeedude · 07-03-2003, 04:29 AM

I've been granted a reprive. She volunteered to wait to see it till it comes out on video... ONLY because she saw a new Mandy Moore movie coming out in 2 weeks...

OH DEAR GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO OFFEND THEE?

Ganguro · 07-06-2003, 09:51 AM

dude..Many moore is hot..
just sneak a radio in the theater , and enjoy the eyecandy..
It could be worse..she could make you watch that horrible Jennifer Lopez/ Ben Affleck movie..

*i already know im going to have to see that one, but it's okay.. i made a certain girl pay 14 bucks to see Matrix:reloaded at the IMAX.. twice

*

boober · 07-06-2003, 11:33 AM

Mandy Moore is hot if you're a 12 yr old

I too have been instructed we're going to this movie. I fear my manhood will never forgive me.

Meaty Urologist · 07-06-2003, 11:19 PM

Reese Witherspoon is not Satan. She's been in some pretty good movies. Legally Blonde, however, is not one of them. Perhaps you can induce a nosebleed right before the movie begins. Then you can excuse yourself to the bathroom and come back 90 minutes later asking what you missed.

juanvaldes · 07-07-2003, 02:28 AM

Just imagine them all stripping and then getting into huge lesbian orgys with you and your wife. Next thing you know the movie will be over and your wife will be happy you didn't fall asleep.

Grimlok · 07-07-2003, 10:57 AM

I saw this movie...

My Name is Warlok... can you figure out whether I enjoyed it or not... To make my experience even better... My 2 year old got ahold of my DnL (you know... the caffienated 7-up), And she was bouncing off the frigging wall.

we were in a drive in.

AND TO MAKE MY EXPERIENCE EVEN BETTER... The Rednecks in the MONSTER TRUCK MINI-FAN (I kid you not... it was about 10 feet high) were having s-e-x next to us...

Does anyone know the place a man is supposed to mail his penis after his wife has chopped it off. Mines starting to shrivel up more and more each and everyday.

***drops head in hands and sobs... like a woman I might add.***

eyeseepeedude · 07-07-2003, 11:02 AM

I admit that I thought Mandy Moore was pretty cute in her first movie (*A Walk To Remember*), but now she has chopped off all her hair pretty much. The whole 'orgy with your wife thing' sounds fun, but I'm not sure if I really want to do that.

And by the way, we're seeing the J-Lo/Ben movie as well. (*I long for the days when my wife used to play ultimate frisbee and football with me...*)

XenuHubbard · 07-07-2003, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eyeseepeedude
(*I long for the days when my wife used to play ultimate frisbee and football with me...*)

That's what they do to catch you. You are caught. Now they decide the rules. Legally Blonde 2 is part of the conspiracy.
My wife's excellent at giving massages. Well, she was. Now I'm giving her massages. It's all part of the great plan.

Radio Monk33 · 07-07-2003, 11:43 PM

Ugh my gf wanted me to see it. But I think my testosterone level would never recover.

I mean, even imagining all the characters naked won't get you through a good(well, bad) chickflick.

MikeyChalupa · 07-08-2003, 09:14 AM

A professor of mine once told me that he passed the time on an airline flight by counting the number of camera cuts in the in-flight movie. I've never quite been that bored.

But you could try that.

-Mikey

07-02-2003, 10:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde I have a horrible feeling that my wife is going to want to see this movie sometime soon. I love my wife, and I don't mind doing things to make her happy, but come on! Basically, is anyone else going to see this (your choice or not), and if not, what should I do to try and 'ease the pain'? __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

07-02-2003, 10:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	I had the 'privaledge' of seeing the first as well. Napping is out of the question though (too obvious) __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

07-02-2003, 10:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Just go see Finding Nemo again. __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

07-02-2003, 07:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
quest1mark Insane	make her buy you some nachos and a hot dog before the movie....eat it during the previews...and its sweet dreams from then on. __________________ Best told at a place called...the TFP. on a quest...

07-03-2003, 12:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Damn. I have the same feeling. When my fiancee saw the promotional poster for LB2, she made that sound that means "interesting, hmm, I wouldn't mind seeing that". I started walking faster. She pulled my arm. "Hey, I didn't know they made a second one..." Arrrghg. Think fast. "I want to see that", she said. Too late. The ground kind of split open beneath my feet. Ever since that day of infamy, I have been tip-toeing around the house. I'm waiting. One day it will come. She'll want to enter Hollywood Hell, and she will not go alone. I have secretly started manufacturing molotov cocktails. I can't escape the torture. Well, if I will face a certain death in my Cineplex torture seat, I WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE. Legally Blond: Red, Red and Red. Reese Witherspoon is Satan. Reese Witherspoon is Satan. I hear footsteps, somebody's comkpfjee __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

07-02-2003, 10:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	I have no intention of seeing this, but you could always take a nap after the previews are over.

07-02-2003, 10:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Nyenrodian Tilted	I've seen the first one and that's why I will do everything I can to NOT see the 2nd one. I'd rather go see a good movie. Unfortunately they're not that many good movies made anymore. Just al CGI bullshit.

07-03-2003, 04:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	I've been granted a reprive. She volunteered to wait to see it till it comes out on video... ONLY because she saw a new Mandy Moore movie coming out in 2 weeks... OH DEAR GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO OFFEND THEE? __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

07-06-2003, 09:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ganguro Army of Me	dude..Many moore is hot.. just sneak a radio in the theater , and enjoy the eyecandy.. It could be worse..she could make you watch that horrible Jennifer Lopez/ Ben Affleck movie.. i already know im going to have to see that one, but it's okay.. i made a certain girl pay 14 bucks to see Matrix:reloaded at the IMAX.. twice

07-06-2003, 11:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
boober Crazy Location: Western Cananananda	Mandy Moore is hot if you're a 12 yr old I too have been instructed we're going to this movie. I fear my manhood will never forgive me.

07-06-2003, 11:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Meaty Urologist Upright Location: Albuquerque, N.M.	Reese Witherspoon is not Satan. She's been in some pretty good movies. Legally Blonde, however, is not one of them. Perhaps you can induce a nosebleed right before the movie begins. Then you can excuse yourself to the bathroom and come back 90 minutes later asking what you missed.

07-07-2003, 02:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
juanvaldes Banned Location: shittown, CA	Just imagine them all stripping and then getting into huge lesbian orgys with you and your wife. Next thing you know the movie will be over and your wife will be happy you didn't fall asleep.

07-07-2003, 10:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
Grimlok Tilted Location: Central Illinois	I saw this movie... My Name is Warlok... can you figure out whether I enjoyed it or not... To make my experience even better... My 2 year old got ahold of my DnL (you know... the caffienated 7-up), And she was bouncing off the frigging wall. we were in a drive in. AND TO MAKE MY EXPERIENCE EVEN BETTER... The Rednecks in the MONSTER TRUCK MINI-FAN (I kid you not... it was about 10 feet high) were having s-e-x next to us... Does anyone know the place a man is supposed to mail his penis after his wife has chopped it off. Mines starting to shrivel up more and more each and everyday. *drops head in hands and sobs... like a woman I might add.* __________________ Your future looks very very grim!

07-07-2003, 11:02 AM	#14 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	I admit that I thought Mandy Moore was pretty cute in her first movie (A Walk To Remember), but now she has chopped off all her hair pretty much. The whole 'orgy with your wife thing' sounds fun, but I'm not sure if I really want to do that. And by the way, we're seeing the J-Lo/Ben movie as well. (I long for the days when my wife used to play ultimate frisbee and football with me...) __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

07-07-2003, 11:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
Radio Monk33 Psycho	Ugh my gf wanted me to see it. But I think my testosterone level would never recover. I mean, even imagining all the characters naked won't get you through a good(well, bad) chickflick. __________________ "Punk rock had this cool, political personal message. It was a bit more cerebral than just stupid cock rock, you know" -Kurt Cobain

07-08-2003, 09:14 AM	#17 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	A professor of mine once told me that he passed the time on an airline flight by counting the number of camera cuts in the in-flight movie. I've never quite been that bored. But you could try that. -Mikey