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I know this was on the old board, but it's worth repeating...



"Your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter who gets killed, no matter who gets shot, I'm gonna blow your head off." -- Big Jake


"If he'd just pay me what he's paying them to stop me from robbing him, I'd stop robbing him!" -- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it." -- For A Few Dollars More


"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." -- The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." -- The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly


"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast." -- The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." -- The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" -- The Outlaw Josey Wales

Josey Wales: "You a bounty hunter?"
Bounty Hunter: "A man has to do something these days to earn a living."
Josey Wales: "Dyin' ain't much of a living boy!" -- The Outlaw Josey Wales


"A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that." -- Shane


"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them." -- The Shootist


"We're gonna give you a fair trial, followed by a first class hanging." -- Silverado


"There are some things a man just can't walk away from." -- Stagecoach


"Damn that Texan, when you need him he's dead." -- True Grit

"Fill your hand you son-of-a-b*tch" -- "True Grit"


"You better bury Ned right; and don't you be cutting up or otherwise harming no whores, or I'll come back and kill all you sons a b*tches." -- Unforgiven

Little Bill: "I don't deserve this... to die like this! I was building a house!"
Will Munny: "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it." -- Unforgiven

"Anybody that doesn't want to get killed best clear on out the back." -- Unforgiven

Bill Munny: "Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
The Schofield Kid: "Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin."
Bill Munny: "We all got it comin', kid." -- Unforgiven

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumb*tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down." -- Unforgiven

"I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned." -- Unforgiven


"Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me." -- Wyatt Earp


"Alex, if you stay they're gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna have to to go around and kill all the guys who killed you. That's a lot of killing." -- Young Guns

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Gortexfogg

Um, looks like you got most of them, but missed one of the best from one of the best westerns...
"That'll be the day" - John Wayne in The Searchers