It fucking sucks being wealthy and famous. Not that he can't afford it, but for fuck's sake...his own family is begging him for money?

If I had Bale money, I'd probably just buy strangers cars. Or maybe burn it (take that, Fed!). I'd not give it to people who demanded it.

Huh, I figured you'd use it to get Crompsin out of the slammer. And here I thought you two were friends....


Oh, BALE money. Sorry, my bad.

Why would you want to buy strangers cars? It's not like Bale has Oprah money. If I had his money, I could buy the shit I wanted for myself and help my family financially.

I'm sure he got upwards of 8 mil for Dark Knight, and it's hardly his first film. Let's say conservatively he has 15m total over his career (going all the way back to Empire of the Sun and going through Terminator Salvation). Take even if you only took $500k of that and go buy a bunch of Toyota Yarises and then toss the keys to people, you'd be able to give away more than 35 cars. Can you imagine how fun that would be?

...and, by God, he had some video tapes to return.



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Pfft, I'm gone for a minute and you forget your lines.

I read the first post and instantly thought, "Assault... probably a snobbish hyperbole meaning he yelled at them. And what over... either money or his mother bad mouthed his wife..." Glad to read that assault is another term meaning to yell at, and not get physically involved. Fucking media, I guarantee it is intentionally worded like this to exaggerate what he is accused of to sell more papers.
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Damn you sir, you beat me to an American Psycho reference.