The Chappelle Show
 

Has anybody watched The Chappelle Show? I make it a point to watch it once a week, and more if I can. What I'd like to hear is everybody's favorite skits / quotes from The Chappelle Show.

For me, it's pretty easily decided that the MAD Real World skit he did was the absolute best thing he's done yet on that show. Then, for quotes..."Did I make it in time for the 5 O' Clock Free Crack Give-Away?!?" and "Ay! Ay, dawg, ay!".

Man, I LOVE Dave Chappelle. He's so damn funny. That show rocks.

Quotes:
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE?............IT TASTES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS....................delicious!"-Tyrone
"Ima give ya some poo poo, and some pee pee."- R. Kelly
"I am in no way, shape, or form involved in any sort of niggerdom."-Chappelle's Klan member, cant remember the name.
(That last quote requires some explaining, since it contains a racial slur. Chappelle himself said that, in a skit where he played a blind, black member of the Klan, he had no idea he was black. It was quite ingenius. And this skit, along with the above quote, was ridiculing, and in no way supporting, racism. so don't get offended.)

chappelle is a very funny show, but damn there is so many commercials....

i really like the Great Moments in hook up history, "You gave me Pac Man Fever Ahhh Rahh"

Yep, I throughly enjoyed it!

Some of my favorite skits are Clayton Bixby, Black Reparations, and Tyrone the Crackhead :)

Clayton Bixby, thats the black Klan member, thank you very much VirFighter.

My pleasure.

"White power!" :lol: :D

i wanna pee on you!

The great moments in hook up history.. especially the popcorn box one.. hahaha

great show, though I agree, the commercial breaks are set up weird

Oh, another skit I like...

...There's some skit Chappelle does where he's kinda re-inacting a Grand Theft Auto scene, but mocking it too. Pretty funny stuff that had me rolling when I saw it.

Also, most anytime he does a movie the way he thinks would happen in real life will be funny.

all i can say is


"I'm gonna give you some poo poo, I'm gonna give you some pee pee, gonna give ya some doo doo, wash it down with some wee wee, this is the remix eddition of a song about pissin' I got the peein lickin wickin and the juice in the kitchen.

How about when he played Yoda and is accused of drug use and jedi molestation. I can't remember the exact line but Yoda is at a press conference and says something like "This conference be over it is" and then disappears in a puff of smoke.

you've gotta diversify your bonds, nigga!

- Wu-Tang Financial

My favorites are the Redman toilet bowl cleaner, the R. Kelly videos, and the Hater's Ball. That skit made me cry for about 5 minutes.

i love dave chappelle but i wish he would use less racial stuff.....its almost like reverse racism.

His show is so great, i just wish it was longer at least an hour

Clayton Bixby is by far his best skit. I also particularly like the slavery reparations one.

ask a black guy is pretty funny.

This is one of the funniest shows on TV. I like the real world spoof where the have all the crazy black people and the one scared white guy. haha they steal his gf and shank his father. so funny.

hahaha i remember that one. The guy shanks the dad all sneaky like, then passes the knife to the other guy. oh man.

TYRONE THE CRACKHEAD!!! I love that skit...also the parody of GTA was pretty good. And Great Moments in Hook-Up History is always great (surprise at the bottom of the popcorn).

"And you...YOU STABBER MY FATHER!!!"

Yeah, that skit was incredibly funny. Then anything with Tyrone The Crackhead will be comedic gold.

Clayton Bixby is classic... I also liked the O'Dweeds commecial for THC free weed...

Then of course, there's the playa haters ball...
"now, if you'll excuse me I've gotta go home and put some water in Bucknasty's mama dish"

Clayton Bixby, and the R Kelly spoofs were the best. Can't wait til the next season

nonono where he goes to the 5 o clock free crack giveaway

i find it weird that comedy central will let him say the word "nigger" on tv blatenly reffering to black people...not like rappers who use the word "nigga" reffering to their homies or whatever......but anyways....its hilarious

It "cracks" me up. I wish for him many successful seasons and an hour time slot.

Thanks for listening.

Everything on that show is great but Clayton Bixby is head and shoulders above every other skit. The Paul Moony bits are hillarious, but Clayton wins out.

Chapelle is hilarious. I really hope he doesnt get cancelled.

I don't get it here :(

Someone please tape them all for me!!! lol

"i'm gonna put a band-aid on your face and make you my Nelly" that was HILARIOUS

(it was from the ask a gay guy skit)

"Im RIIICH BIAATCH" -Reparations

"My ass still itches and I took a shower, Can I help you?"- How to help someone, Training video for Copying business

I really like the dave chappelle show, but i almost thought the clayton bixby skit went a little too far.. I'm a much bigger fan of the charlie murphy/rick james stuff... Oh - and the Samuel Jackson beer commercial.. MMMM MMMM, Biiiitch!

Good show! Lacking television for a year, I missed quite alot of it, but now I am watching it sporadically and it's great.

I liked his internet skit where he walks through a mall that was supposed to represent a session online.
He has to deal with pop-ups, spam in the form of penis-enlarger pills, and Ron Jeremy leading him astray to visit illicit sex sites.

Pretty good illustrations if you ask me. :p

I generally get a chuckle out of it, but he does have a tendancy to be a bit racist. I am getting pretty fed up with the idea that white people are all idiots and are uncool, not just from him, but from other black comedians as well. It would be one thing if there was reciprosity, but there's not.

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories is simply the funniest thing on that show. The Rick James sketch as well as the Prince sketch had me in tears :lol:

"Show me your titties, I'm Rick James Bitch!"

"Game...Blouses"

Some of my favorite skits:

Vice City
Trading Spouses
The Black KKK Member

"whatd the 5 fingers say to the face?...............SLAP!"

rick james to charlie murphy

I like the one where he is singing to the judge how, "I plead the fizzle". Funny stuff

"No, but I can tell you that I plead the fizzif!"

"MMMM MMMM, BITCH!!!"

"Fuck your couch, Charlie Murphy!"

"Game...blouses."

"The only way to preach abstinance is to have the school principal have sex with the oldest teacher on the staff. Rub mayonaisse (sp?) all over their wrinkled bodies for full effect."

"I'm Rick James, bitch."

"Ah, you Niggars, I know how you Niggars are about paying your bills!"


Ah, Chappelle Show...thank God you exist.

~Side-note: I forgot I made this thread, and I thought for sure it was dead by now...suh-weet, heh.~

WHAT????!!!!

I love me some Chappelle's Show.


YYYEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

You better wrap that gavel up B!

LOL, I forgot the Lil' Jon skits. I do that to my friends alot...fun times to be had with that.

OOKKAAAYYY!!!!!!

the race draft from the first show of the new season is one of my favorites.

konichiwa bitches!!

Would you like some more pancakes? .........Bitches......



I missed the Rick James episode, I was so pissed. I saw the commercial, and haven't been able to stop saying "I'm Rick James, bitch."

I'll have to look for a torrent of that episode.

I loved the sketch where a crack dealer and corporate criminal trade places in the legal system. Funny and insightful at the same time. I'd like to see him do more of that type of sketch.

You definately have to find it because the entire show was comprised of 3 'Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories' sketches that were all about Rick James. I have it saved on my Tivo and watch it every so often still :D

until last night i had NO IDEA who Lil' Jon was. i was watching MTV, which i rarely do because its all crap, and they had this music video on. throughout the entire thing this guy in dreads was yelling YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! then i made the connection. i just busted up laughing.

BITCH!

Clatyon Bixbie divorcing his wife for being a "nigger-lover"

God damn that's funny BITCH!

Man, I forgot about that one too! "I always wanted to say this...fo' shizzle."

Rick James will go down in history as one of the funniest skits. Love the show front to back, just got the DVD too :D



I plead da fif

The Charlie Murphy- Prince skits were hilarious too. "Anybody up for a game of basketball?"

This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of...basketball?

Shoot the J! SHOOT IT!

Game...Blouses.

They shoulda neva gave you niggas monay! You dont know how to appreciate shit!

I love that show... BTW if you've got a netflix account they've got season one. It's in my que baby!

'Maybe you should purify your body in the waters of lake minatonka'

'I've always wanted to say this - fo shizzle'

'I'm sure proud of him. Now let's rob that nigga!'

My life was so dull before he started making fun of Lil Jon...

"then we went back inside and he served us pancakes"

your an animal, a filthy big lipped beast

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those who dont know who Lil Jon is.....:D

Ha-What?!?!?


also can anyone tell me what old series about black family and it had a black guy say "Dyno-Mite" , im tryin to find a audioclip of that

I believe that was good times, but it could be something else. Either way I believe it was Jimmy Walker that always said that.

The show last night with the P. Diddy sketch, was hilarious. I rolled through the whole thing. I don't know how he's going to top himself next week.

I loved that entire Sesame Street spoof. Almost surreal. Was great

One of the best shows on all of TV at the moment, PERIOD.

My absolute favorites are CM's True Hollywood Stories (Rick James, then Prince). Those were genius. He tells it in such a way where you question whether or not it actually happened.. especially the Rick James one.

I can't really see that guy being a good actor, and when he talked, he actually seemed to be recalling the past.

A lot of what's hilarious isn't the entire skits as a whole, but certain actions of the characters in them. The one with him daydreaming saying, "I should've been a rapper..." and he was rapping on stage with those GOAT LEGS, doing that "doo-doodoo-doot" tune into the mic had me rolling. And the "Keeping it Real" where he's in the exec. meeting and he starts barking, then blurts out "WU-TANG!!".. hilarious.

Anyone know the actual ratings for this show in comparison to other Comedy Central shows like The Daily Show and South Park? I hope they're high... if they are, it STAYS!

It pisses me off when they cancel the good stuff.. like TV Funhouse. That show was BEAUTIFUL!

"i'm RICK JAMES BITCH!

now, show this man your titties"

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"WHAT?"

"WHAT?"

"WHAT?"

"OKAY"

"WHAT?"

"WHAT?"

"YEEERRR"

*taken from "a moment in the life of Little John"

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LOL.

the Chappelle Show has only started screening recently here in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia.

so i thought i'd reserect this thread.


"i'm RIIICH BIIITCH" *Honk Honk*

Dude, Chappelle's has been on SBS for ages. Though I can't speak for Kalgoorlie, the first series was shown two years ago here in Brisbane.

World Series Dice... hehe

Did anyone think the Prince skit was just totally random, but funny as hell?

really???

cause no1 over here had heard of it one week, the next everyone was quoting it!

yer, i seen the world series of dice on Monday.

i also seen,

Doctor: Do u use recreational drugs

Lil Jon: that depends Doctor, what do you define as recreational drug use?

Doctor: Medication?

Lil Jon: no Doctor.

Doctor: Cocain?

Lil Jon: nooo.

Doctor: Marajiwana?

Lil Jon: YEEERRR, YEEEEERRR HaHaHa YEEERRR