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Has anybody watched The Chappelle Show? I make it a point to watch it once a week, and more if I can. What I'd like to hear is everybody's favorite skits / quotes from The Chappelle Show.

For me, it's pretty easily decided that the MAD Real World skit he did was the absolute best thing he's done yet on that show. Then, for quotes..."Did I make it in time for the 5 O' Clock Free Crack Give-Away?!?" and "Ay! Ay, dawg, ay!".

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crow_daw

Man, I LOVE Dave Chappelle. He's so damn funny. That show rocks.

Quotes:
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE?............IT TASTES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS....................delicious!"-Tyrone
"Ima give ya some poo poo, and some pee pee."- R. Kelly
"I am in no way, shape, or form involved in any sort of niggerdom."-Chappelle's Klan member, cant remember the name.
(That last quote requires some explaining, since it contains a racial slur. Chappelle himself said that, in a skit where he played a blind, black member of the Klan, he had no idea he was black. It was quite ingenius. And this skit, along with the above quote, was ridiculing, and in no way supporting, racism. so don't get offended.)

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RAMONES!!!

chappelle is a very funny show, but damn there is so many commercials....

i really like the Great Moments in hook up history, "You gave me Pac Man Fever Ahhh Rahh"

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VirFighter

Yep, I throughly enjoyed it!

Some of my favorite skits are Clayton Bixby, Black Reparations, and Tyrone the Crackhead

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crow_daw

Clayton Bixby, thats the black Klan member, thank you very much VirFighter.

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VirFighter

My pleasure.

"White power!"

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phunktastic

i wanna pee on you!

The great moments in hook up history.. especially the popcorn box one.. hahaha

great show, though I agree, the commercial breaks are set up weird

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H12

Oh, another skit I like...

...There's some skit Chappelle does where he's kinda re-inacting a Grand Theft Auto scene, but mocking it too. Pretty funny stuff that had me rolling when I saw it.

Also, most anytime he does a movie the way he thinks would happen in real life will be funny.

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heccubusiv

all i can say is


"I'm gonna give you some poo poo, I'm gonna give you some pee pee, gonna give ya some doo doo, wash it down with some wee wee, this is the remix eddition of a song about pissin' I got the peein lickin wickin and the juice in the kitchen.

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diergray

How about when he played Yoda and is accused of drug use and jedi molestation. I can't remember the exact line but Yoda is at a press conference and says something like "This conference be over it is" and then disappears in a puff of smoke.

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mercury-hg

you've gotta diversify your bonds, nigga!

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Gman

My favorites are the Redman toilet bowl cleaner, the R. Kelly videos, and the Hater's Ball. That skit made me cry for about 5 minutes.

magic_hat

i love dave chappelle but i wish he would use less racial stuff.....its almost like reverse racism.

versnatch

His show is so great, i just wish it was longer at least an hour

BastardSamurai

Clayton Bixby is by far his best skit. I also particularly like the slavery reparations one.

wordssmith22

ask a black guy is pretty funny.

emopwr

This is one of the funniest shows on TV. I like the real world spoof where the have all the crazy black people and the one scared white guy. haha they steal his gf and shank his father. so funny.

YaWhateva

hahaha i remember that one. The guy shanks the dad all sneaky like, then passes the knife to the other guy. oh man.

urgodhere

TYRONE THE CRACKHEAD!!! I love that skit...also the parody of GTA was pretty good. And Great Moments in Hook-Up History is always great (surprise at the bottom of the popcorn).

CCHSDawg

"And you...YOU STABBER MY FATHER!!!"

Yeah, that skit was incredibly funny. Then anything with Tyrone The Crackhead will be comedic gold.

TiltedSammy

Clayton Bixby is classic... I also liked the O'Dweeds commecial for THC free weed...

Then of course, there's the playa haters ball...
"now, if you'll excuse me I've gotta go home and put some water in Bucknasty's mama dish"

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m0j0

Clayton Bixby, and the R Kelly spoofs were the best. Can't wait til the next season

MuTuaL

nonono where he goes to the 5 o clock free crack giveaway

BigDonkey2

i find it weird that comedy central will let him say the word "nigger" on tv blatenly reffering to black people...not like rappers who use the word "nigga" reffering to their homies or whatever......but anyways....its hilarious

wwcd101

It "cracks" me up. I wish for him many successful seasons and an hour time slot.

Thanks for listening.

BigGov

Everything on that show is great but Clayton Bixby is head and shoulders above every other skit. The Paul Moony bits are hillarious, but Clayton wins out.

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Aaron0000

Chapelle is hilarious. I really hope he doesnt get cancelled.

Kaos

I don't get it here

Someone please tape them all for me!!! lol

MuTuaL

"i'm gonna put a band-aid on your face and make you my Nelly" that was HILARIOUS

(it was from the ask a gay guy skit)

Aaron0000

"Im RIIICH BIAATCH" -Reparations

"My ass still itches and I took a shower, Can I help you?"- How to help someone, Training video for Copying business

smithja0423

I really like the dave chappelle show, but i almost thought the clayton bixby skit went a little too far.. I'm a much bigger fan of the charlie murphy/rick james stuff... Oh - and the Samuel Jackson beer commercial.. MMMM MMMM, Biiiitch!

Chingal0

Good show! Lacking television for a year, I missed quite alot of it, but now I am watching it sporadically and it's great.

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Fremen

I liked his internet skit where he walks through a mall that was supposed to represent a session online.
He has to deal with pop-ups, spam in the form of penis-enlarger pills, and Ron Jeremy leading him astray to visit illicit sex sites.

Pretty good illustrations if you ask me.

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Bobaphat

I generally get a chuckle out of it, but he does have a tendancy to be a bit racist. I am getting pretty fed up with the idea that white people are all idiots and are uncool, not just from him, but from other black comedians as well. It would be one thing if there was reciprosity, but there's not.

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Plan9Senior

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories is simply the funniest thing on that show. The Rick James sketch as well as the Prince sketch had me in tears

"Show me your titties, I'm Rick James Bitch!"

"Game...Blouses"

kutulu

Some of my favorite skits:

Vice City
Trading Spouses
The Black KKK Member

nate_dawg

"whatd the 5 fingers say to the face?...............SLAP!"

rick james to charlie murphy

Xiangsu

I like the one where he is singing to the judge how, "I plead the fizzle". Funny stuff

H12

"No, but I can tell you that I plead the fizzif!"

"MMMM MMMM, BITCH!!!"

"Fuck your couch, Charlie Murphy!"

"Game...blouses."

"The only way to preach abstinance is to have the school principal have sex with the oldest teacher on the staff. Rub mayonaisse (sp?) all over their wrinkled bodies for full effect."

"I'm Rick James, bitch."

"Ah, you Niggars, I know how you Niggars are about paying your bills!"


Ah, Chappelle Show...thank God you exist.

~Side-note: I forgot I made this thread, and I thought for sure it was dead by now...suh-weet, heh.~

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archer2371

WHAT????!!!!

I love me some Chappelle's Show.


YYYEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

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