spindles

Sideways? I thought this was ok.

Starship Troopers 2 - now there was a stinker. Actually any sequel that doesn't have *any* of the original cast.

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Fotzlid

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The DaVinci Code
The New World

cant remember the name of the movie, but it had Neve Campbell, Denise Richards and whats-his-name Dillon in a threesome. there were 2 sequels to that that were just horrific. at least the 10-15 minutes i watched of each were horrific.

Plan9

Starship Troopers 2 should have been a porno.

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Hain

Some movies that are MST3K'able: - it doesn't get much better than that. Actually if it was a Stuart Gordon film, you can bet my friends and I MST3K'ed the hell out of it.

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Willravel

I LOVED Robot Jox. They never made enough live action giant robot movies, and now that we have cgi? It's too late.

Hain

Do you own the DVD, I actually got two... in case one breaks... my friends knew that was my favorite movie when I was a kid... damnit all to hell.

After Robot Jox there was Robot Wars and how could you forget Crash and Burn

I gave RJ props for the awesome stop motion cinematography, to this day I watch it with that wide-eyed six-year-old face.

EDIT: Also there are those subtle elements Gordon threw into the movie, like the pollution was terrible, people being illiterate, the population being low, and there was that whole "having real meat tonight"

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Willravel

I wasn't aware they had a DVD (I wore out my VHS years ago from so many viewings).

Hain

Yep, bought it the moment I saw it online. My friend then made a copy of mine and gave me the copy... you'd have to understand the insanity between my friends and I.
And while looking there, holy crap I completely forgot about Ice Pirates.

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Esoteric

Meh, I thought Transformers was one of the best films I'd seen all year.

Anyway 2 movies that I thought were absolute garbage:
Cabin Fever
House of the Dead

House of the Dead was so corny that we actually stopped the movie about 20 minutes in and said fuck it.

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Willravel

You're awesome.

Hain

Me? Thanks, I try.

Cabin Fever was wicked terrible... we couldn't keep quiet in the theater making fun of it. Spoiler: Then the dumb kid in the flick screams PANCAKES and started pulling some Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers moves... the movie was gone at that point.

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jewels

I was so looking forward to Miami Vice but it was the one movie I would have walked out on if my companion wasn't snoring so comfortably beside me in the theater.

Anyone see Kung Pow, a supposed martial arts movie spoof? That had to be the most idiotic movie I've ever seen. (Well, maybe there was one scene that made me laugh so hard I cried.)

Willravel

That's interesting. I really liked Miami Vice, but that may be because of my partiality towards Michael Mann. He really can do no wrong in my eyes, and I enjoy all of his work. Manhunter, Mohicans, Heat, Insider, Ali, Collateral, and Vice were all fantastic movies, imho. I can see why it wouldn't be for some people, but such is the nature of movies.

jewels

I'd been looking forward to it because of Michael Mann and the actors.

Other than Mohicans which is a neverevergonnaseeit in my book (subject matter and the novel bored me to tears) but loved him from Manhunter forward. It (MV) was pretty to look at but the story was atrocious.

facelift25

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squeeeb

kung pow was great! i forced my wife and child to sit through it, the whole thing, including some of the outtakes at the end of the dvd. i understand doing that to my family may be illegal in some states, but still, i liked it.

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Hain

I think anything that has the MGM Midnite Movies logo at the top of the case will constitute the best of the bad scifi movies you can find. Thanks ring for reminding me.

Hmmm.... I always thought The Angry Red Planet was one of the Midnite Movie collection... and it is. Where is it on their site?

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LoganSnake

Gotta second Kung Pow. That movie was beyond stupid.

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