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clavus 10-10-2006 03:32 PM

300 - the movie
 
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Shameless fanboy alert
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If it has to do with Frank Miller I'm in love with it. If it has to do with the Battle of Thermopylae, I'm in love with it.

So when I saw this,
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300...er1/large.html

I developed a geek-boner of gigantic proportions and splooged all over myself.

This movie is going to kick 18 shades of ass. Read the comic now. Then watch the movie. Looks like they are keeping the movie true to the look and feel of the book.

Jesus. I just splooged again. Gotta go clean up now.

Bye.

Ch'i 10-10-2006 04:05 PM

Two worries:
- Another chliché war movie? Hope not.
- Hopefully there's more substance than visual effects, slow motion, and artistic scenery.

Aside from that, it looks promising. Frank Miller definitely has a distinct style which suits the the visual exaggeration in comics/graphic novels very well. A stlye I like. Kudos to Frank Miller.

I look foward to it.


Edit: Anyone else think the lead's shouting was kind of funny in its similarity?

Halx 10-10-2006 05:35 PM

That LOOKS amazing. I agree in hoping that the story and the acting match the visuals.

Baraka_Guru 10-10-2006 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clavus
Read the comic now. Then watch the movie. Looks like they are keeping the movie true to the look and feel of the book.

I have it on hold at the local library. I should have it in my hands in a matter of hours.

When I saw the featurettes, I was already sold on the movie... and then I saw the trailer...

Mephisto2 10-18-2006 12:29 AM

You could do worse than actually read Book 7 of Herodotus if you're interested in primary sources.

Stephen Pressfield also wrote a relatively popular "historical fiction" book on this same topic called, I believe, the Gates of Fire.

Trailer looks pretty good.

I'm more an ancient history geek than a comic geek, but I'm looking forward to this. But I don't get to go to the movies any more... :(


Mr Mephisto

Arc101 11-22-2006 11:20 AM

This looks very good, hope this is one film that actually lives up to the trailer

Shauk 11-22-2006 11:33 AM

I like the sepia tint ;p

but yeah, looks like a good movie.

Halx 12-10-2006 11:03 PM

http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplayli...tw=480&qth=300

New trailer.

I am SO going to see this movie.

Charlatan 12-11-2006 05:39 AM

Looks awesome. I just saw the graphic novel at the book store today too...

Zeraph 12-12-2006 02:28 PM

I agree I cant wait for this. I love Frank Miller's work. I was just made aware of it by a friend a couple weeks ago. I plan to read it first. My friends are passing it around and its my turn to read it next.

And what was it about the grapgics? like everything but the people is computer generated.

KellyC 12-13-2006 12:00 PM

*jaw drops*

I've always loved the Battle of Thermopylae. Not a big Miller fan but this looks very good. Can't wait!!

MexicanOnABike 01-08-2007 01:53 PM

i read the comic books up to #4 just to keep the suspense till the movie gets here. and if they keep the comic book feel, then it'll be awesome!

Redjake 01-08-2007 02:59 PM

I don't know. I LOVED Sin City, but this seems kind of weird. I've seen all the trailers, and it looks like it may be suffering from Casshern Syndrome. Casshern was a movie that came out a while back that had astounding, AMAZING visuals and the trailer was one of the best ever made. And the trailer was better than the movie itself. The entire movie concentrated on a slick, visual appealing look - and has better style and graphics than many movies today. And it sucked. http://www.apple.com/jp/quicktime/tr...ern_large.html

MexicanOnABike 01-08-2007 04:20 PM

ha! i know i saw the movie too. but this wouldnt be miller's 1st movie. After sin city, i know that he can produce some awesome stuff - even if Rodrigez(?) was the director.

i'll keep my hopes up for a good movie this spring since theres nothing too good comming up anyways.

Nikilidstrom 01-08-2007 09:20 PM

Sin City-The Movie was almost a frame-for-frame recreation of Sin City-The Graphic Novel, so if Miller sticks to his guns and gets the same amount of input into this movie, I think it'll be alright.

cujojack 01-09-2007 11:11 PM

I am all about this movie. Did greek history this semester.

Great story... the trailor looks good too.

Mister Coaster 01-10-2007 09:16 AM

I never knew the Ancient Spartans all had access to sterroids and personal trainers... I know, I know... let it go.

This does look like what my family calls a "Bobby Movie," which is a good thing... a big epic with all kinds of fights, action and heroics. We miss you Bobby, we'll go see it for you.

Siege 01-26-2007 05:33 PM

I only saw a trailer on tv a couple days ago, but it looks really interesting. Can't wait for it to come out.

Maveric 03-09-2007 02:21 PM

Just got back from the theater. This review sums up the movie better than I EVER could!

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"Prepare for glory!" yowls the granitic and pointy-bearded Spartan king to his virile troops in 300, a handsome monstrosity of a film.

This directive has been repeated on every shred of the movie's advertising, priming audiences for a battle between muscle-head combatants on a beach in ancient Greece. Glory? Sure, there's glory, along with a pop-eyed ogre and a smashingly accessorized Persian god-boy with a brow as plucked as Barbie's.

But brace yourselves for something else, too. Prepare for a film that decapitates with conviction, splatters with glee, poses like a fitness mag, emotes like an opera, intones like a sportscaster and plays out like Homer in the age of comic books. It is to conventional cinema what graphic novels are to prose: mannered, trenchant and chesty. (Not since Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan have an actor's pectorals been so alarming.)

It's also the strangest and most deliriously violent movie I have ever confessed to liking.

300 is based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller (who wrote and illustrated) and Lynn Varley (who created its distinctive, slashy colors) and directed by Zack Snyder, whose waggish re-do of Dawn of the Dead shed similar quantities of blood in a similarly losing battle.

In that film, a brave few mall denizens staved off teeming hordes of the hungry undead. In this one, the brave few are 300 Spartan warriors, 480 B.C., and the teeming hordes are Persian armies on a quest for world domination. The setting has moved from suburban tarmac to the Battle of Thermopylae, where the Greeks fight off invaders at a narrow pass.

Leading the Spartans and their much-wussier Arcadian allies is King Leonidas, he of the pointy beard and Ricardo Montalban bustiness.

I cannot say enough nice things about Leonidas or the actor who plays him, Gerard Butler, who's never been a wispy presence in film (Beowulf and Grendel, Phantom of the Opera) but here comes across as a large hunk of metamorphic rock. He's elemental. So much of the film is so thoroughly green-screened — so beautifully computerized — that I began to wonder whether Butler himself was assembled by techies with only Miller's book and a few Greek myths to guide them.

The whole undertaking has this look about it — this geek-chic celebration of demigod six-packs and mondo-stylized overstatement. Scenes are staged from comic-book angles, with comic-book lighting, casting comic-book shadows that darken vistas of dreamlike trickery. Realism is nowhere to be found, replaced by go-go gory reenactments in which gobs of blood fly in perfect arcs and combat rings with the splish! krak! shkreek! of death by metal pike.

Every few minutes comes a scene of fantastic artifice: the arrival of the Persian disco-king Xerxes (Brazilian star Rodrigo Santoro) on a temple carried by slaves, or a gray cloud of arrows that curve toward Spartans huddled under shields. Snyder's movie is as breathy, epic and expressionistic as many classic silent films, hacking huge emotions from fire-eating dialogue ("Hold! Give up nothing! But take from them everything!") that might have ripped from title cards.

It's airless, but so are graphic novels; it's hyperbolic, but so is the mythos of war. Is 300 faithful to history? For all I know, Spartan foot soldiers yelled "Ah-whoo! Ah-whoo! Ah-whoo!" (sort of a reverse Marine Corps "Hoo-ah!") before plunging into battle.

A better question to ask is: Does the film stay faithful to the Miller and Varley's vision? Indeed it does — to a kunch!

By AMY BIANCOLLI
Copyright 2007 Houston Chronicle

-Mav

Frosstbyte 03-09-2007 03:20 PM

The highlighted area of that review tells me that everything I hoped and dreamed of will come to delightful fruition. My girlfriend got free passes to see it, so we're going to roll out tomorrow and eat it up.

Val_1 03-09-2007 07:45 PM

I've been waiting anxiously for this movie. I don't know whetehr to see this first, or Zodiac.

Willravel 03-09-2007 07:50 PM

It's quite simply Miller at his best. I was skeptical before Sin City, but with 300 I am not surprised to see a GOOD silver screen interpretation of a graphic novel. So long as you don't mind a scottish brogue on a greek hero, you'll be impressed.

LoganSnake 03-09-2007 08:42 PM

I'm seeing this tomorrow. Cannot wait.

ratbastid 03-09-2007 08:57 PM

We're just back from it.

It's gorgeous. The look and feel is drawn directly from the graphic novel (a la Sin City). There are plenty of literal visual quotes. The battles are incredible. In large part it's extremely faithful to the original.

There's also this tacked on subplot of politics and intrigue back home in Sparta that, frankly, sucked. You could SO tell when the dialog was Miller and when it was Somebody Else. And, in a bizarre act of narrative suicide, the way that subplot got resolved eliminated the necessity of the ending of the main plot.

(Edit: When I say "tacked on", I mean "does not appear in the graphic novel".)

JustJess 03-09-2007 09:36 PM

Seeing it tomorrow in IMAX - reviews to come!!

jth 03-09-2007 09:48 PM

i just found out about this movie (not having a tv or care about hollywood a lot) but man, I have to see this movie. It's eating at me.... tomorrow I think I'm gonna have to make this work somehow

Cynthetiq 03-09-2007 10:05 PM

I just got back from it.... I don't go to movies to pay to watch for over 2 years now (I get to go to screeners most the time)

I enjoyed it.


Visually stunning, very gory, very stimulating, very much like watching a comic book. excellent.

DaveOrion 03-09-2007 10:33 PM

I didnt want to check this thread at first, but then I realized the story has been told a million times, and hopefully the movie is all about great cinematography, the coolest special effects, and superb acting....I Hope!!!!!! Can Not Wait To See It!!!!

Jove 03-10-2007 05:40 AM

Fantastic movie! After watching it, I feel like fighting!

desal75 03-10-2007 06:53 AM

I want to see this movie really bad but I don't think my wife would like it. My son would like it but I'm sure its too violent for an 11 year old. I don't want to wait for the DVD cause I'm guessing its one of those movies better in a theatre. What do I do!?!?!?!?!

LoganSnake 03-10-2007 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by desal75
I want to see this movie really bad but I don't think my wife would like it. My son would like it but I'm sure its too violent for an 11 year old. I don't want to wait for the DVD cause I'm guessing its one of those movies better in a theatre. What do I do!?!?!?!?!

Go to the theater alone? It's one of those movies that you have to watch with the full theater because some moments will have you want to yell at the screen which will be picked up by the rest.

The above according to about 7 people I know who have seen it yesterday. I'm seeing it with a friend tonight at 6:15 downtown Chicago. You know it's going to be packed! Got the tickets pre-ordered.

pacaveli 03-10-2007 12:15 PM

i went last night, it is simply one of the best action flicks i've seen in a long time. Gory, brutal, everything i love about ancient wars.


a must see for 2007, probably a must own on dvd as well

snowy 03-10-2007 12:21 PM

I went and saw it last night, and I enjoyed it very much. It was somehow less violent than I expected it to be. I had read some reviews that said the violence was really over-the-top. Certainly, some of the violence was particularly gory, but it seemed to be gory in an artful way.

Overall, it was a beautiful movie, Gerard Butler was wonderful, and I would recommend it. And ladies, the Spartan army is breathtaking.

Kadath 03-10-2007 04:16 PM

Time to swim against the tide:

300 was dull. It was ridiculous. I was not interested in what was happening. The visual shots are just like the Spartans themselves -- the same thing, over and over. The audience laughed several times at things that were not meant to be funny. There were interesting aspects and scenes, but on the whole this movie only works as a trailer.

Astrocloud 03-10-2007 04:51 PM

I just wish they'd adapt The Dark Knight Returns.

I really didn't like the comic book that much. Not that I don't love Miller's storylines -I love them. I just hate his artwork. There's too much overkill on the use of ink.

I will probably see the movie. Hmmm. let me check my listings.

Halx 03-10-2007 07:10 PM

(Maveric, whoever wrote that review [you should give credit] should be dragged out and shot for their verbage.)

I just got back from seeing it on the IMAX. I enjoyed it immensely. I enjoyed it to the point where I feel like ramming a 10 foot pike down the throat of the next yuppie who feels like criticizing this movie for not having enough character or plot development. How moronic do you need to be to watch a movie like 300 (with all the hype, too) and EXPECT some sort of melodramatic oscar performance? This isn't a movie about King Leonidas. This isn't a movie about a long, drawn-out war. This is a movie about A BATTLE. A BATTLE! If you know that much, you get what you ask for and you get it good.

After watching it, I begin to wonder if the people criticizing the abundance of "flesh" might be the insecure type. What's the matter? Can't look at a beautifully shaped human body (much less a few dozen of them) on a movie screen without complaining? I gotta be honest... if all men in movies looked that good, I might have to add a point to my Kinsey scale rating. Though, to save me, the oracle girl was beautiful in her own special way. A great visual scene, that one.

Don't be bitching about character and plot development. To quote a review I saw on rotten tomatoes: You don't go to Hooters for the chicken wings, and you don't go to 300 for the plot intricacies.

Maveric 03-10-2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx
(Maverick, whoever wrote that review [you should give credit] should be dragged out and shot for their verbage.)

By AMY BIANCOLLI
Copyright 2007 Houston Chronicle

and it's Maveric (no K)...

-Mav

Halx 03-10-2007 09:38 PM

Changed it for you :p

Oh, and I have another word for those complaining about the realism: No.

Seriously, I feel like I shouldn't have to defend a movie that was adapted from a glorified, highly stylized COMIC BOOK. Apparently people didn't get that part. Besides, aren't we all a bit tired of real bad blood makeup? The 2D blood splatters are way cool in light of what could be some corny blood sprays. The exaggeration is what some people call "style" ... and style is usually accepted in something those same people call "art."

So we didn't like the unrealistic creatures and characters? Spoiler: Well let's not forget that this story was told as an account from someone who was personally picked by the King for his storytelling ability. How do you think he's going to describe elephants, rhinos and other foreign things (people who look different?) that he'd never seen before?

I know everyone's allowed to think what they want, but that doesn't mean they aren't being short-sighted for thinking it. Until someone digs up some expose about how this movie was supposed to be a slick political thriller with undertones of personal faith and ultimately a love story... please don't complain about the lack thereof. If you just paid $11 dollars thinking it was gonna be any more than what it was, you need to think more before spending your next buck.

:)

Of course, if you don't like it for what it really IS, then.. ok. Fine.

(Oh, and a little sub note... I know none of this criticism has taken place in this thread... I was just so taken aback by the opinions I've seen posted on the internet by viewers and critics. Don't you wish some people would just shut up and be entertained?)

Destrox 03-10-2007 10:04 PM

This movie freakin' kicked all ass that it was ment to kick.

Serious the group of 6 of us all loved it.

Drawn in by the amazing art and style, the story told well, and it captivated us the whole time.

8.5/10 easy.

jth 03-10-2007 10:27 PM

I just got in. I loved it, a very enjoyable movie. I went in with certain expectations and they were all met.... here they are

1 - Lots of interesting and different combat scenes - Check
2 - Yelling and Screaming - Check
3 - Some sort of Backstory back in Sparta that I don't think added anything yet gave us a break from all the action and didn't take away from the movie - Check
4 - Great special effects and shots
5 - Outstanding fight sequences check again.

No, ther wasn't much character development. We must understand that the points trying to get across were that these Spartans were warriors to the bone. They were born to fight and die for their country and that's the sort of people they were exactly, they were asked to fight for their King and they went with him and died with him.

I sort of didn't really want Farimir (yeah yeah) to live, I wanted him to die as well, it seemed a bit anticlimaxtic although he did go on to lead the Greek army to victory later so I can deal with that just fine. I was worried all the slo-mo would piss me off but I really thought it was perfect. I like how it seemed like watching a live graphic novel instead of a movie based on one.

All the freaks and creatures, I agree that this was told as if through the memories of a story teller, and in a lot of ways these Greeks would have nothing to base their perceptions of a charging rhyno or elephants off of except for exaggeration for the sake of boosting moral.

SecretMethod70 03-10-2007 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Halx
Until someone digs up some expose about how this movie was supposed to be a slick political thriller with undertones of personal faith and ultimately a love story...

I'm looking forward to seeing this movie. It should be very visually entertaining. That said, I have to point out that "drawing a line in the sand for democracy" is a part of the summary description and, well, Sparta is anything but a good example of democratic ideals, let alone Sparta as seen in 300 :p

ratbastid 03-11-2007 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jth
I was worried all the slo-mo would piss me off but I really thought it was perfect. I like how it seemed like watching a live graphic novel instead of a movie based on one.

Yes. Most of the "slo mo" battle moments are literal visual quotes from the graphic novel.

Cynthetiq 03-11-2007 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx
Changed it for you :p

Oh, and I have another word for those complaining about the realism: No.

Seriously, I feel like I shouldn't have to defend a movie that was adapted from a glorified, highly stylized COMIC BOOK. Apparently people didn't get that part. Besides, aren't we all a bit tired of real bad blood makeup? The 2D blood splatters are way cool in light of what could be some corny blood sprays. The exaggeration is what some people call "style" ... and style is usually accepted in something those same people call "art."

So we didn't like the unrealistic creatures and characters? Spoiler: Well let's not forget that this story was told as an account from someone who was personally picked by the King for his storytelling ability. How do you think he's going to describe elephants, rhinos and other foreign things (people who look different?) that he'd never seen before?

I know everyone's allowed to think what they want, but that doesn't mean they aren't being short-sighted for thinking it. Until someone digs up some expose about how this movie was supposed to be a slick political thriller with undertones of personal faith and ultimately a love story... please don't complain about the lack thereof. If you just paid $11 dollars thinking it was gonna be any more than what it was, you need to think more before spending your next buck.

:)

Of course, if you don't like it for what it really IS, then.. ok. Fine.

(Oh, and a little sub note... I know none of this criticism has taken place in this thread... I was just so taken aback by the opinions I've seen posted on the internet by viewers and critics. Don't you wish some people would just shut up and be entertained?)

I don't recall where I saw it... but someone was saying something about 300 having a political vibe.

quick google search gave me:
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When a Feb. 22 report on Wired.com carried a brief mention of the question about Mr. Bush’s proper parallel in the film, Web commentators in the United States began to lock on its supposed political vibe. Yet attempts by both the left and the right to appropriate the lessons of Thermopylae clearly predated the movie.

Mr. Bush has been compared to Xerxes at least since his “axis of evil” speech in the wake of 9/11, for instance, while the Spartan cry “Molon labe,” or “Come and take them,” has long been a rallying call for supporters of the right to bear arms.

Halx 03-11-2007 07:58 AM

Yeah, its inevitable that people are going to make some connection between the movie and today's situation. That doesn't mean the director and writer ever meant it to be so.

ratbastid 03-11-2007 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx
Yeah, its inevitable that people are going to make some connection between the movie and today's situation. That doesn't mean the director and writer ever meant it to be so.

Okay, but it's naive to release that film at the current time in history and not expect it to have resonances with the current situation. Especially the Gorgo-before-the-council speech, I was having a hard time not hearing that as right-wing posturing.

Cynthetiq 03-11-2007 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid
Okay, but it's naive to release that film at the current time in history and not expect it to have resonances with the current situation. Especially the Gorgo-before-the-council speech, I was having a hard time not hearing that as right-wing posturing.

All films, books, art, all mediums reflect current situations in some capacity. Always. People just aren't smart enough to see the parallels on the surface, how long did it take people to realize the Star Trek Cold War similarities? I know that I was too young to understand it in the 70s, but in the 80s it became apparent to me.

Halx 03-11-2007 08:24 AM

Maybe my brain was turned off, but I didn't draw that connection. Hell, the Spartans can be seen as both "Iraqi insurgents" and "The Bush Administration" if you want to really break it down. On one front, they are holding off a horde of enemies, unrelenting on their own turf, and on the other front they are begging for reinforcements.

Destrox 03-11-2007 08:45 AM

Whatever happened to going to movies, enjoying the fact that it was made for entertainment and not getting all political?

Its a 2 hour block where you are given the option to get away from real world issues and just relax your brain.

Maveric 03-11-2007 10:01 AM

Gerard Butler talks about the costumes of "300" and training for his role as King Leonidas in the movie "300" in this interview video from the 2006 Comic Con.

http://movies.about.com/library/weekly/bl300butler1.htm

-Mav

Astrocloud 03-11-2007 10:24 AM

Comparing ancient Spartans to anything in modern society other than the Nazis is quite pointless. The reason that the Nazis work well for a comparison is because they modelled parts of their military training on the Spartan society. (Not to mention the outright persecution/destruction of the Helites/Jews).

For one thing: a Spatan would be appalled by the inclusion of Women (and the exclusion of homosexuals) from our modern military.

That's just one thing. I encourage everyone to learn more about the Spartans and their militaristic society.

Ch'i 03-11-2007 10:35 AM

Quote:

Mr. Bush has been compared to Xerxes at least since his “axis of evil” speech in the wake of 9/11, for instance, while the Spartan cry “Molon labe,” or “Come and take them,” has long been a rallying call for supporters of the right to bear arms.
Morons!

LoganSnake 03-11-2007 03:27 PM

I went to see it yesterday and I must say it was really good. The effects and visuals were amazing and the action scenes kicked large amounts of ass. It's a good action movie, but that's it. I would like it even more if it had a slightly more involving story. Yeah, shoot me.

I liked Sin City better though. I've seen that movie five times by now. I don't think I can watch 300 more than two or three. I'm going to see it again with my family (my grandpa will go nuts for the battle scenes) next week.

blahblah454 03-11-2007 04:11 PM

I thought the movie was simply amazing. I went with my girlfriend and my brother and we all agreed that it was one of the best movies that we had seen in a long time.

Ch'i 03-11-2007 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake
I went to see it yesterday and I must say it was really good. The effects and visuals were amazing and the action scenes kicked large amounts of ass. It's a good action movie, but that's it. I would like it even more if it had a slightly more involving story. Yeah, shoot me.

Bang.

spindles 03-11-2007 09:55 PM

its times like this I wish Oz wasn't so far behind - this doesn't open here until April 9, so I've got a few weeks to wait to see it. Bloody small economies :(

Xell101 03-12-2007 03:50 AM

I feel like a crazy person but I think the movie had too much story and character development. I mean, they really nailed the concept of it as being an embellishment of the narrator but damnit, the tale is about a suicide mission by 300 one dimensional men. The queen and some jerkass were superfluous to the main draw of the film, which was a boat load of glorious hyperstylized violence. Also, I don't know if the film was pro-bush or anti-bush, all I know is it had a strong anti-xerxes agenda. Anything beyond this and I can only reason people are making things up.

JustJess 03-12-2007 05:18 AM

I dunno - our theater was filled with people who cheered when SPOILER:Spoiler: the queen killed that mofo in council. It was involving enough... but not too much, for me. The action was freakin' awesome, honest to gods - I loved the style, the effects, the blood - not even that gory, really... And crap on a stick - the Spartans were a joy to behold in the battle - just gloriously beautifully hot. Yep. Mrowl.

LoganSnake 03-12-2007 05:42 AM

I thought this review from aintitcool.com was pretty...informative about the movie.

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I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It’s called 300. I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule.

It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated **** out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.

The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.

I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.

TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE:

COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES

Who gives a **** if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.

COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS

Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back.

Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.

NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)

These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.

Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.

Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?

My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.

Destrox 03-12-2007 05:51 AM

Hah I love it, that review is great.

fresnelly 03-12-2007 05:56 AM

Ah yes, now I remember why I don't bother with aintitcool.com anymore. :rolleyes:

LoganSnake 03-12-2007 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fresnelly
Ah yes, now I remember why I don't bother with aintitcool.com anymore. :rolleyes:

You don't like something about the review?

Kadath 03-12-2007 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by LoganSnake
You don't like something about the review?

It's aggressively stupid?

fresnelly 03-12-2007 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kadath
It's aggressively stupid?

Bingo. It's a funny read and all, but it's a prime example of why I don't get my reviews there anymore. I just can't relate. I don't demand that movies provide me with an orgiastic sensory rush like most of the posters there.

Call me a stick in the mud, but I won't be seeing 300 because I'm too jaded to sit through a balletic war movie.

LoganSnake 03-12-2007 10:50 AM

Sense of humor deficiency?

If you take that review seriously, you probably need as much help as those who came into 300 and expected Shindler's List story.

It's just a guy who is really excited about and loved the movie.

The only place for movie reviews is rottentomatoes.com

SecretMethod70 03-12-2007 02:10 PM

http://cad-comic.com/comics/20070312.jpg

Lasereth 03-12-2007 02:15 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha I haven't even seen the movie and I laughed out loud at that comic.

LoganSnake 03-12-2007 03:49 PM

Great comic. I follow every Ctrl+Alt+Del update.

Halx 03-12-2007 04:04 PM

I think I have a good sense of humor and that aint it cool review was absolutely moronic.

So first we have a twit with a thesaurus assualting us with words even Hunter S Thompson wouldn't use, then we have a dipshit with as much charisma as a jagged shard of glass trying to get us all riled up by making the movie sound worse than a Steven Seagal flick.

Who wants to post the next "great" review?

cadre 03-12-2007 05:18 PM

I didn't read any reviews before seeing this movie because I figured that they'd be either really against it or really for it, which doesn't make for a good review. Apparently I was right but I found the aintitcool.com review to be amusing (though maybe not a good review techinically).

Anywho, I'm with JustJess. As a female, I loved the movie. As a war-type movie person, I also loved it. I think it's worth seeing at least once even if you don't think you'll like it because it has alot to offer. It looks like it did stick to the comic pretty well, especially in alot of the scenes. It looks like they took it directly from the drawings (which adds to the style very nicely).

I watched it and didn't have any thoughts of the current political situation, my boyfriend thought it was slightly homoerotic but that's about it. Let's remember that the comic is from the late 90's so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not supposed to be political. I think it's in the same realm as Troy and Gladiator as far as story goes (Gladiator was better though) but it's also got this great eyecatching style that is just awesome.

edit: This link shows screenshots side by side with the original comic. It shows what I was saying about the scenes being taken directly from the comic. http://www.solaceincinema.com/2006/1...en-comparison/

NoSoup 03-12-2007 06:42 PM

I just got back from it, and I thought it was phenomonal....

We learn several things throughout this movie:

1) You cannot have too much slow motion battling
2) Watching 300 nearly naked dudes lounging around is totally fine, as long as you know that they are about to dispatch 10,000 of the enemy
3) Spartans are hiliarious - "We will fight in the Shade"
4) In addition to not showing pain, fear, or surrendering, they have also given up all laws of physics. Throwing a spear accurately at 1/2 mile isn't even really a feat.

Willravel 03-12-2007 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NoSoup
1) You cannot have too much slow motion battling

Damn straight. That's in the Bible AND the Constitution. Look it up.

serlindsipity 03-12-2007 07:55 PM

Im agreeing with NoSoup and willravel, the movement and timing produced greate imagery.

Good Job Frank Miller and crew

Val_1 03-13-2007 09:20 AM

I did not like 300. I'm a sci fi/action film/history/comic lover. I would have thought it was right up my alley. But, as it is, I think it's worthy of an MST3K treatment.

It wasn't entirely bad. A lot of the battle scenes were good; very good, in fact. But so many parts of the movie were so laughably bad that it really killed the enjoyment. The highly stylized look of the movie worked both for it and against it in areas.

I really wouldn't recommend it to anyone. The overwhelmingly positive response to this film is just baffling me.

Willravel 03-13-2007 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Val_1
I did not like 300. I'm a sci fi/action film/history/comic lover. I would have thought it was right up my alley. But, as it is, I think it's worthy of an MST3K treatment.

It wasn't entirely bad. A lot of the battle scenes were good; very good, in fact. But so many parts of the movie were so laughably bad that it really killed the enjoyment. The highly stylized look of the movie worked both for it and against it in areas.

I really wouldn't recommend it to anyone. The overwhelmingly positive response to this film is just baffling me.

This sentiment reminds me of how I felt about 'A History of Violence". Apparently, everyone but me and my little bro absolutely loved the movie. I thought it was one of the worst pieces of film I've ever seen. I'm still confused as to how people enjoy it. To each their own, I suppose.

YaWhateva 03-13-2007 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NoSoup
3) Spartans are hiliarious - "We will fight in the Shade"

I think that was actually a quote from Dienekes. "So much the better, we shall fight in the shade." It's even the Greek 20th Armored Division's motto. A lot of the quotes from the movie are from what is thought to be actual quotes people said at that time. Even on Leonidas' Monument, there is a thing that says, "Come and take them."

Also, I loved this movie so much! I loved the Battle of Thermopylae as a kid. The one thing I didnt like though was Spoiler: the large monster/executioner with the giant blade hands Besides that, the movie was fantastic.

Frosstbyte 03-13-2007 12:34 PM

I really really really wanted to love this movie like I loved Sin City.

I didn't and couldn't. The images of battle were beautiful, really beautiful and the oracle's dance was incredibly effective and powerful. The depiction of the Persian excess-Xerxes' moving temple, for example-were breathtaking.

The rest of the movie was blah. The entire "meanwhile in New Jersey" storyline back in Sparta was both terrible and completely pointless, to say nothing of being nothing even in the remote general vicinity of historically accurate. Also, for all the lofty talk of the phalanx, as far as I could tell they used it for all of five minutes. And then they didn't use it and were slaughtered. Now, I realize that watching 1 or 2 guys run around alone slaughtering hoards of bad guys is probably for the average viewer much more interesting than watching a phalanx work. However, the entire reason this battle is so famous is because of the fact that they used the damn thing to the full extent of its lethal potential. The movie paid modest lip service to that fact, but didn't show me all I wanted to see.

I enjoyed it, I'm glad I saw it, my fiance and I will probably own it, but it's not going on my favorites list.

cadre 03-13-2007 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by YaWhateva
The one thing I didnt like though was Spoiler: the large monster/executioner with the giant blade hands Besides that, the movie was fantastic.

Oh yeah, I agree with you. That just bugged me.

n0nsensical 03-13-2007 11:12 PM

This movie is Hollywood schlock of the worst kind, just terrible. No plot at all, its just like killing, sex, killing killing, sex, sex, killing. This would have been just as effective as a 20 minute short except not nearly as tedious and boring. The writing was awful, horribly clichéd and predictable, and the whole thing was ridiculously over dramatic. It ripped off several movies that were actually good, like Gladiator, Crouching Tiger, Hero, even The Matrix and Lord of the Rings, except they forgot to copy any of the good parts and were left with all the crap. I would have had more fun burning a 10 dollar bill or reading a thousand page history about the Greek-Persian wars. This is the film equivalent of the brainless button-mashing violent videogame with pretty graphics. Movies like this are why I don't go to movies.

Destrox 03-14-2007 04:00 AM

Damn... you do know this movie was not meant to be a history piece, that it was written to be an exact book-movie transition from a COMIC BOOK.

These things never were meant to be taken that serious.

Comic books, just like movies, in general (excluding educational films) are merely made for entertainment.

I'd suggest for you to re-watch it after brushing that chip off your shoulder, but it seems firmly in place.

NoSoup 03-14-2007 04:13 AM

Agreed - I don't think the film was supposed to pay homage to any historical facts at all, it was simply the movie version of the comic book.

To be fair, though, I certianly didn't expect to see any historically accurate scenes when I went to see the movie - just very pretty CG and a ton of slow motion fights. I got what I paid for :D

MexicanOnABike 03-14-2007 07:38 AM

when i saw the movie, i made sure to check out the comic before to know what it was about. my dad who also saw it thought it was a bit weird but after i showed him the comics, he thought it was so much cooler.

plus, if everyone understood from the start that the whole movie was a story being told by the guy with a bandage, they'd know some stuff is over the top just like any stories told. oh well. i'll still buy the collectors dvd.

Frosstbyte 03-14-2007 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Destrox
Damn... you do know this movie was not meant to be a history piece, that it was written to be an exact book-movie transition from a COMIC BOOK.

These things never were meant to be taken that serious.

Comic books, just like movies, in general (excluding educational films) are merely made for entertainment.

I'd suggest for you to re-watch it after brushing that chip off your shoulder, but it seems firmly in place.

There's really no reason to get personal about this. We are not required to like either what Frank Miller did in the original comic book or in the movie. HISTORICAL fiction derives part of its charm and appeal and certainly all or most of its CONTEXT from a historical setting. There's a point to which we allow artists to play with history in order to make a compelling story. My complaint about the historical inaccuracies-and I think n0nsensical's too-is that they don't in any way contribute to making the story more compelling. For me, in fact, they made the story less compelling. I very much enjoyed watching the battles in the valley and the excess of Persia, as I noted, but the entire storyline in Sparta wasn't compelling. Why is my slaughter being interrupted with political nonsense that isn't factual and isn't interesting and, at the end of the day, didn't even matter?

YaWhateva 03-14-2007 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Frosstbyte
HISTORICAL fiction derives part of its charm and appeal and certainly all or most of its CONTEXT from a historical setting. There's a point to which we allow artists to play with history in order to make a compelling story.

That's the main reason I went to see the movie, and I was very pleased.

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Originally Posted by Frosstbyte
My complaint about the historical inaccuracies-and I think n0nsensical's too-is that they don't in any way contribute to making the story more compelling. For me, in fact, they made the story less compelling. I very much enjoyed watching the battles in the valley and the excess of Persia, as I noted, but the entire storyline in Sparta wasn't compelling. Why is my slaughter being interrupted with political nonsense that isn't factual and isn't interesting and, at the end of the day, didn't even matter?

The side story in Sparta did take away from the slaughter, but like someone said before, Spoiler: there were a lot of women in the audience who cheered when the queen killed killed Theron so I think te side story did it's job.

ratbastid 03-14-2007 12:18 PM

Also, as I noted above, the "back home in Sparta" storyline isn't in the graphic novel and has a completely different dialogue style and tone.

n0nsensical 03-14-2007 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Destrox
Damn... you do know this movie was not meant to be a history piece, that it was written to be an exact book-movie transition from a COMIC BOOK.

These things never were meant to be taken that serious.

Comic books, just like movies, in general (excluding educational films) are merely made for entertainment.

I'd suggest for you to re-watch it after brushing that chip off your shoulder, but it seems firmly in place.

Obviously it's not supposed to be accurate. My main complaint is not about the accuracy of the story, it's about the lack of any substantial story period. The historical context was completely irrelevant anyway. Its like, here's a bunch of white guys killing a bunch of brown guys. For two hours. While some other white people get nekkid and recite lame lines. Its like bad Cinemax porno with lots of violence. None of the movies I liked that it was "similar to" were very historically accurate either; I just can't believe anyone could be entertained by that. Its totally brainless. I was even half stoned while I watched it and I'd still have been more entertained by an old ladies' sewing circle. Now I accept there's some value in the visual style and art, but I don't think a two hour long feature film with no plot is a good way to display it.

Frosstbyte 03-14-2007 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid
Also, as I noted above, the "back home in Sparta" storyline isn't in the graphic novel and has a completely different dialogue style and tone.

I haven't read the comics, so my comments are purely a critique of the movie and not Miller's actual work.

KellyC 03-19-2007 12:07 PM

I hope there's a sequel for this. I'm hankerin' for some more killing on the battle of plataea.

I haven't seen the comic book, yet, but this movie does live up to a lot of my expectations. Which isn't easy. 4.5/5 stars.

pixelbend 03-19-2007 01:02 PM

Saw it over the weekend. I thought it was an awesome experience. My wife even liked it, and she's a hard sell on this type of movie.

I had already read the graphic novel, now I'm reading Gates of Fire for a more in depth look at the subject. Really good reads.

Sultana 03-19-2007 01:19 PM

I thought it was very pretty, in an intense, gory, gritty way.

A sequel would be a little difficult...

I've heard that Iraqis are pretty much up in arms over this movie, that they're pissed it makes them look bad...any truth to that?

Is the guy who played Xerxes really that tall?

KellyC 03-19-2007 01:32 PM

It was the Iranians who are pissed if I recall correctly.

And the guy who played Xerxes is only 6'2", with the help of CGI, he's a 7-foot tall androgynous.

Frosstbyte 03-19-2007 02:35 PM

The guy who played Xerxes is Rodrigo Santoro, who you would recognize from Lost or Love Actually. And yeah, as Kelly said, he's a very normal sized guy who usually looks nothing like that.

Redjake 03-19-2007 03:11 PM

We went to see this movie on Saturday.

I have never seen a worse case of myself wanting to enjoy a movie in my entire life. This movie came so close to being one of the best movies I've ever seen, but it didn't quite do it. It's what I thought was going to happen to Sin City. But they pulled Sin City off, somehow. 300 failed.

Pros: Great cinematography, great visuals, etc. All that was great. No cheesy wirework; all of the moves and fighting looked great. The movie had a nice "polish" to it, as far as visuals go. Great acting, for the most part. The guy that played Leonydus or whatever was really awesome.

Cons: This is what ruined the movie: the viewer is led to believe that these guys are invincible, that they are trained SO damn well that they can accomplish anything, and that if you truly believe in something, you can fight against the odds and overcome them. They kill thousands of men, only 300 Spartans do. They are super buff and can slice through enemies like butter. They have battle formations and all sorts of fancy stuff. They easily slice through wave after wave after wave of enemies. Regular soldiers are cut through, harder, monkey-mask wearing soldiers are slaughtered, an 8-foot tall "boss" is killed, rhinos are killed with one spear, and thenSpoiler: someone tells Echo-Mouth Xerces that they have a hidden path or something, and they all get slaughtered? Just like that? It just came out of nowhere. That's bad continuity. It just didn't flow. It even seemed like they gave up. The movie went directly from a "you can rise against the odds if you believe in yourself" picture to a "even the glorious will eventually fall." It didn't make sense. I found myself confused.

You might say, "But Redjake, the movie is just a GUY MOVIE! It's just a violent, ACTION MOVIE! What did you expect? Shawshank Redemption?"

Yes, I did. Because the movie portrays itself as Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix, and Gladiator mixed together. It is self-aware of the fact it is supposed to be a great movie. It doesn't present itself as an action movie - it has intertwined political plots, adultery plots, a "backstabbing" side character, emotional bonds between son and father, etc. Not just action, like Commando with Arnold. It THOUGHT it was a great movie - and was presented that way - and when it didn't deliver, it left a sour taste in my movie-going mouth. Sort of like the movie tried to pull a "quick one" on me. It didn't work. Useless side plots, the movie not knowing what its trying to accomplish, awkward plot events that don't fit in, and some cheesy dialogue prevented this amazing movie from being "amazing." 2/4 stars. Nice try, but no cigar.

I'm thoroughly convinced this movie could be re-edited to perfection. Remove some side plots, dialogue, and rearrange some scenes, and this movie would be billy-badass. I'm almost thinking if Spoiler: they put the fact they all get slaughtered in the BEGINNING of the movie it would have more of an effect. Stuff like that. It needs a rework.

Sultana 03-19-2007 03:16 PM

Weeeellll, even though the movie is based on a comic, the comic *is* based on history, and kinda like Titantic, most folks know how it's going to end.

Ch'i 03-19-2007 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RedJake
Cons: This is what ruined the movie: the viewer is led to believe that these guys are invincible, that they are trained SO damn well that they can accomplish anything, and that if you truly believe in something, you can fight against the odds and overcome them. They kill thousands of men, only 300 Spartans do. They are super buff and can slice through enemies like butter. They have battle formations and all sorts of fancy stuff. They easily slice through wave after wave after wave of enemies. Regular soldiers are cut through, harder, monkey-mask wearing soldiers are slaughtered, an 8-foot tall "boss" is killed, rhinos are killed with one spear, and thenSpoiler: someone tells Echo-Mouth Xerces that they have a hidden path or something, and they all get slaughtered? Just like that? It just came out of nowhere. That's bad continuity. It just didn't flow. It even seemed like they gave up. The movie went directly from a "you can rise against the odds if you believe in yourself" picture to a "even the glorious will eventually fall." It didn't make sense. I found myself confused.

Tactics. The Spartans were able to hold the Persians at bay because the Persians were funnneled into a narrow opening. Once the Persians were informed of a passage around the corridor they were able to encircle the spartans, thus robbing them of their tactical advantage. Once they were encircled, numbers did matter, and their demise was inevitable. I do not understand why you think they "gave up", since Spoiler: as Leonidas was throwing the spear, the remaining Spartans fought to their death, as was clearly shown. I'm left wondering how much of the movie you paid attention to, because that was the climax of the movie. If something like that slipped by, I can see why you missed the "heart" of the movie which is subtle and unspoken.

YaWhateva 03-19-2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ch'i
Tactics. The Spartans were able to hold the Persians at bay because the Persians were funnneled into a narrow opening. Once the Persians were informed of a passage around the corridor they were able to encircle the spartans, thus robbing them of their tactical advantage. Once they were encircled, numbers did matter, and their demise was inevitable. I do not understand why you think they "gave up", since Spoiler: as Leonidas was throwing the spear, the remaining Spartans fought to their death, as was clearly shown. I'm left wondering how much of the movie you paid attention to, because that was the climax of the movie. If something like that slipped by, I can see why you missed the "heart" of the movie which is subtle and unspoken.

Yes, and Spoiler: said spear that hit Xerxes was never meant to kill him I don't think. It showed that the god-king was, in fact, human and was meant more to demoralize the Persian army even more. Leonidas knew they were going to die, but the spear that cut Xerxes was meant to be a final blow to Xerxes' pride in the hopes that the rest of the Spartan army would be rallied to fight and finish the Persians off, which they did. The movie seems a lot deeper than just some action movie to me (not to take away the awesomeness of the action :)).

Frosstbyte 03-20-2007 12:23 AM

I didn't comment on this earlier, but now that someone has brought it up Spoiler: the entire spear thing made absolutely no sense at all. In what possible universe would you deliberately choose to wound your enemy to "show he's not a god" instead of killing him, which both, uh, kills him AND shows he not a god. I'm pretty sure you'd do a better job of demoralizing an army by killing their leader who they all believe to be a god than by simply cutting him and making him feel sheepish and vulnerable. I think you're right, YW, I don't think that spear was ever meant to kill him. I think it was a direct follow up to the "you will bleed" comment from earlier. When that comment was made I was like "oooh badass." The way it played out was horribly unfulfilling and I didn't feel like it made any sense. Ah well.

Ch'i 03-20-2007 01:00 AM

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the entire spear thing made absolutely no sense at all. In what possible universe would you deliberately choose to wound your enemy to "show he's not a god" instead of killing him, which both, uh, kills him AND shows he not a god. I'm pretty sure you'd do a better job of demoralizing an army by killing their leader who they all believe to be a god than by simply cutting him and making him feel sheepish and vulnerable. I think you're right, YW, I don't think that spear was ever meant to kill him. I think it was a direct follow up to the "you will bleed" comment from earlier. When that comment was made I was like "oooh badass." The way it played out was horribly unfulfilling and I didn't feel like it made any sense. Ah well.
In his case, death would have been the easy way out for Xerxes. Makes perfect sense.

Sultana 03-20-2007 07:10 AM

Come on, the Spartans were awesome, the movie Spartans even more so, but do you really think that from a quarter-mile away Leo intended only to wound Xerses?

The Spartans all knew it was the end, and that they would never surrender, and were simply planning to sell their lives as dearly as possible. Leo was trying to spear X, missed, and finished up by doing as much damage as he could before the bitter end.

Yes, when your position is defendable by a 30-wide line of men, any crack in that position is going to greatly weaken the advantage.

They didn't really portray the key strategies of the real battle very well at all. But a phalanx is not as sexy to watch as a much of individual (gorgeous) fighters on an open field, which is exactly opposite of what happened. But you gotta do stuff like that for movies.

Redjake 03-20-2007 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ch'i
Tactics. The Spartans were able to hold the Persians at bay because the Persians were funnneled into a narrow opening. Once the Persians were informed of a passage around the corridor they were able to encircle the spartans, thus robbing them of their tactical advantage. Once they were encircled, numbers did matter, and their demise was inevitable. I do not understand why you think they "gave up", since Spoiler: as Leonidas was throwing the spear, the remaining Spartans fought to their death, as was clearly shown. I'm left wondering how much of the movie you paid attention to, because that was the climax of the movie. If something like that slipped by, I can see why you missed the "heart" of the movie which is subtle and unspoken.

But we were lead to believe that they were so great. Just because they weren't an a "tactical advantage" means they all Spoiler: get slaughtered? And what was with the spear? Talk about a downer when he just nicked him instead of impaling him. Just didn't work. The Leonydis we grow up with in the film would have divided up the 300 into sections of 150, and had them fight back-to-back or something, covering both passage ways into their stronghold.

It just didn't feel right. And don't accuse me of not paying attention to movies! The climax was every bit of an anti-climax. I was paying attention, but it was all wrong. I understood every piece of info you just told me, it just didn't flow. And don't drop the ""heart of the movie/subtle and unspoken message" bit. 300 is not that type of movie. It wanted to be, and it wasn't. Any film with filler substance to gap the fighting scenes has no worthy "hidden message."

Perhaps if I read the comic I would be less judgmental - but I'm rating this thing versus other movies, not comics. Two different mediums.

pixelbend 03-20-2007 08:08 AM

I thought that the point was to lull Xerxes and his immortals into letting their guard down so Leonidas could take a shot at him.

Plus they were a lot less than 300 at that point and they were surrounded by archers.


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