08-08-2010, 05:40 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Can anyone explain to me the concept of the "golden parachute?"
Hewlett-Packard's CEO Mark Hurd is resigning in lieu of a sexual harassment claim. His severance package is reportedly in excess of $35 million, including a cash payment of $12.2 million.
This thread isn't about Mark Hurd, or the circumstances that led to his resignation. What I want to know is, what is the reasoning behind these huge "golden parachute" packages when a CEO resigns or is drummed out? By all accounts, Hurd actually did a very good job piloting HP, but it doesn't seem to matter--CEOs that leave their companies in shambles seem to get similar huge paydays when they are run off. Why would companies agree to these terms? Are they insuring that CEOs won't run to competitors with trade secrets? Are competent people so hard to find that companies must acquiesce to these packages to secure the leadership they need? Why do companies agree to this, making failure as profitable, or nearly as profitable, as success? Where's the motivation for a CEO to perform?
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08-08-2010, 05:52 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Severance pay is common in general; golden parachutes are not.
Golden parachutes in particular are there for a reason: to keep executive positions marketable. If HP decides tomorrow to cap their CEO severance package to $25,000, they're going to have a tough time filling the position with candidates they'd like to consider. This is because all of their competitors will still have their golden parachutes. HP would only have a regular one---probably white nylon.
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08-08-2010, 05:52 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Severance pay. Uh-huh. Enough money to buy a mansion on Mars.
Fugly: And by competent you mean "intelligent yet a total dirtbag?" I see that as the case. These guys are smart... so smart that they see it as more profitable to build up a certain level of success and then dump the clutch when it best suits them so they can escape to greener / newer pastures. |
08-08-2010, 05:57 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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It should be noted that severace pay isn't only to say something like, "Kay bye! Here's a parting gift!"
In most circumstances, it's also meant to cover pay and benefits for a long enough period for the individual to find equivalent work. In CEO circumstances, I think it's to stipulate that they are not permitted to sue the company unless they return the severance money. It's simple, really.
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08-08-2010, 06:00 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I apologize. That was just my typical useless snarky commentary... this time on the exorbitant pay of CEOs and the exponential jumps between management, uber management, and that smarmy figurehead with the veneers that smokes the cigars and plays golf for 23 days of the month.
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08-08-2010, 06:18 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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08-08-2010, 06:19 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Just because I'd be over 200 years old before I'd make the same amount with my current salary doesn't make it exorbitant.
---------- Post added at 10:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:19 PM ---------- No, there are other reasons too, as I stated above. But, yes, paying market severance pay is an issue.
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08-08-2010, 06:28 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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Well, the "no sue" thing comes closer, in my mind, to a real reason for it. To my mind, the amount of money these CEOs get to keep off the soup line while they look for a new job sounds a bit excessive. I mean, if they are so in demand that they can stipulate these large settlements when they leave a company, then how hard would it be for them to find another position? Unless we have more CEOs than we do positions for CEOs. And if that's the case, wouldn't the laws of supply and demand mean that they would earn less across the board?
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08-08-2010, 06:32 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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The "theoretical" reason for it is that these packages come with restrictions to prevent someone who was just recently fired from being hired by a competitor, etc. So it would be the payment that came with those restrictions.
In reality, a great part of it is that CEOs can pack board of directors with their friends and get away with it. |
08-08-2010, 06:34 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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CEO isn't the only executive position these guys will fill.
It's also difficult to find positions on professional sport teams. It's not just about available positions; it's about making enough money available to attract the talent you want.
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08-08-2010, 06:48 PM | #11 (permalink) | |
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I am probably in danger of being thrown in the paddy wagon and hauled of to Tilted Paranoia, but "golden parachutes" sound like retroactive extortion to me. It's as if everyone who has a big oak desk in a top floor office got together and decided to tack on "golden parachutes" as a means to sweeten an already brimming over pot.
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08-08-2010, 06:53 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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But the truth remains that sports performance isn't guaranteed performance. A player could hit a slump, lose a magic touch, get injured, etc.
But it's also true that CEO performance is more unpredictable than sports performance. This is because there are far, far more variables at play in the corporate world than there are in a baseball game. Being a CEO must be a tough gig. I can't imagine the pressure that comes with it, regardless of the money. However, I'll also point out that we're focusing on the CEOs we hear about (the fired, extremely highly paid ones) and not the ones we don't hear about. Do you know how many CEOs there are in Corporate America?
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There are probably sound reasons for "golden parachutes;" I just have a hard time comprehending those reasons, I reckon.
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08-08-2010, 07:08 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
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If it helps you get any sort of perspective on this, HP's Q1 net income was $2.2 billion.
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08-08-2010, 08:14 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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Golden parachutes are what they are because of the risk involved in ACCEPTING the job. One doesn't know that it's a fit until they actually come to take the job and LEAVE the job they may be currently in.
I've seen executives that left Disney to come to work in our place, only to dismissed within 8 months of a 1 year contract. As far as when being let go, it's also because of the same thing. If the company decides that it's not a good fit, it takes time and resources to find a new position. Most of the executives are hired to help move the stock price. If the stock price doesn't move, you want to get rid of the individual as quickly and painlessly as possible. Severance packages ensure that you can rid someone from the position without fear of litigation.
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Found another reason why they pay large stipends for leaving. It's part of their job. It gets better, the money probably came from you, in the event you were laid off ...
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I have another question also, what do you mean by "good fit"? I hacve seen managers and supervisors get hired and fired for "shortcomings on their performance" which is total bollocks because I was on one of the supervisors team and I know my stats alone brought the entire team average up to the top five in the entire department. Corporate bureaucracy is difficult to understand and that much more harder to navigate. |
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09-03-2010, 04:26 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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Golden parachutes exist because executives serve on corporate boards of directors, which determine these compensation packages, and thus have an incentive to make sure executives are compensated in the most obscene ways possible.
They are an example of market failure. |
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capitalism run amok anything for the bottom line question is when those affording can no longer afford what happens then? 50s single income 70s need dual income 90s getting tough '00s (call it 2010) complete reset time for a meltdown country's in complete disorder due to these piranha yet we still hear "its for the common good" bullshit its for sustaining the status quo
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Back in the 50's people didn't spend $150 a month on cable TV. TV was free. It still is if you use over the air aerial antennae. That's $1,800 a year. What you need to be able to watch Sookie and all her crazy antics? Or hear Jon Stewart tell you about the Fear Rally? Back in the 70's you didn't spend $150 a month on a family plan for telecommunications. You had one phone and maybe it cost you $20 a month. Calls to neighboring hamlets, villages, and counties may be toll and you'd pay a small fee to access them, which may be more that calling intrastate or even interstate. International? $1-$5 a minute if you called person to person on a trunk line. Now I can call London for as little as $.05 a minute. Landlines now cost over $60 a month PLUS everyone has a cellphone at about $150 a month for a family plan for 4. $2,520 a year. The rise of casual dining Applebee's, Chili's, Red Lobster et. al. are put out there because they make money. People don't eat dinner at home as often as they did in the 50's and 70's. Having grown up in the 70's I can tell you we went out to dinner 1 time a week. I was recently at Red Lobster and for 1 mixed drink, 1 soda, 1 mussels appetizer, and 2 entrees it was $90 including a 15% gratuity. I was quite shocked since I haven't been to a Red Lobster in many years and I could have gotten much better quality food and service from a local place here in NYC for 1/2 of that price. Darden Restaurants who owns Red Lobster, Olive Garden, Long Horn Steakhouse, and other casual dining restaurants had a revenue of $7.22 billion in FY08. Projected annual spend for middle incomes is about $1,500. McDonald's in comparison had a revenue of $22.6 billion. I'm not even going to start on durable goods that people purchase like computers, TVs, refrigerators etc. Many people I know don't have just one of these but have multiples. Back in the 50s through the 70s it was common to just have one if you had any at all.
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no matter i tripped over it aways your talking to the wrong man ive been relentlessly and consistently weening myself off this "mass" keep up to the Joneses telephone by icall cable by internet heat with wood (discarded by those new homes going up) ive even got them delivering so high is the cost of doing the right thing and recycling it (guess they sorta are eh?) now i figure if i install a steam plant above the wood stove the turbine it turns will produce electricity and then theres the solar panels converting (including perhaps h2o into h and two oS) future thoughts.... heat sumps anyone? large south facing windows and a stone-ish floor are desired grow your own vegs eye that cat that dumps there (an arrow is reuseable) raise a few chickens perhaps? nah theyd become pets
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02-26-2011, 08:10 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Severance packages get written into the employment contract of people at the CEO level. Companies sign up to them because they think that the probability of having to let someone go prior to the close of an agreed-upon term is low. There could be a lot of truth to that because the rate at which CEOs are let go doesn't appear to be large.
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03-20-2011, 11:46 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Same As A Poison Pill?
Golden parachutes used to be excellent and reasonably nice severance packages.
They have become more like poison pills that are used to accomplish a lot of devious things like letting those interested in hostile takeovers know it will cost them enough to destroy the company satisfying contractual severances due to early termination. There might be split factions on a board of directors that stacks as many CEO's on their side as possible, so they vote in an obscene severance package as a way to lock their person in for the duration. There are a lot of reasons severance packages can get ridiculous. If the corporate president is on watch when a public financing event is to take place he might use that opportunity to push for golden parachutes at a time when any public resignation might jeopardize that funding. So he says here is what I want or I resign right now. The CEO more often than not might know of skeletons in the closet that would be disastrous to the stock value that might give them a leverage for a ludicrous severance. The most insidious of these is wallstreet and banking industries who have a CEO leaving under felonious conditions and taking a few hundred million or more with them when already being scrutinized for fraud. That's about definitely being able to expose truly prosecutable actions. |
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