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Old 05-08-2005, 10:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
The Cheshire Grin...
 
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Weekly Activity 9/5 - 16/5 "Mom"

Here it is, have fun
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Old 05-08-2005, 11:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
Femme Fatale
 
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Goooolden!! So good to have you back!!
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Old 05-09-2005, 02:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah sorry about that, apart from being sick, depression had a good grip around my throat.. so yeah all I can ask for is forgiveness..

...And to have fun in the weekly threads
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Old 05-09-2005, 11:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
pío pío
 
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no need to ask for forgiveness. it is already granted. hope we can bring you some cheer.

and now that the tenderness of mother's day has passed, the possibility of "yo mama" jokes runs rampant.
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Old 05-09-2005, 02:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Your mama is so fat, she jumped off a bridge and got stuck in the air.
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Old 05-09-2005, 02:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
Filling the Void.
 
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Mom and her daughter. Drawn from a photo of a woman and her daughter at a Renaissance Faire. Definitely not my best, and it's very old.
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've got issues, OK?

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Old 05-09-2005, 11:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Petite: I like that a lot.. especially the loving look in the mother's eyes. The only thing missing IMO is a smile on her face too
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Old 05-09-2005, 11:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I've got issues, OK?

Wow heheh...

Clavus is that how you see or want to see your mother?

And... if your mother's a bad ass with a gun then how's your dad!??!
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Old 05-09-2005, 11:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Your mama is so fat, she jumped off a bridge and got stuck in the air.
Eeeeeeehehhehh..I've been laughing at that for the past 3 minutes now....
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Clavus, I'm worried.. she looks like she has pecs rather than breasts O_O
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Old 05-10-2005, 07:39 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Clavus, I'm worried.. she looks like she has pecs rather than breasts O_O
That's nothing. You should see the size of her penis...
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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^ YER GONNA MAKE ME CHOKE ON MY PIZZA!!!!

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Old 05-10-2005, 05:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I assumed "M.O.M." stood for Monkey On Methamphetamine. My bad.

Suggestion for next week:Apes in Hats
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Old 05-11-2005, 02:33 PM   #15 (permalink)
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good work, vermin.

Like I said, I have issues.
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Old 05-11-2005, 03:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Is that an unwound wire coat hanger shoved through his temple?

Asta!!
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Is that an unwound wire coat hanger shoved through his temple?
Do I need to spell it out for you?

Maybe its a good sign that the younger folks don't get this one.
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Old 05-11-2005, 05:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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My friend says he got the scar on his nose from a hanger...
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Old 05-11-2005, 05:34 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Wahaha, that's a good one.

(I got it, AND IM YOUNG.)
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Old 05-11-2005, 05:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Now that I know that it is indeed a coat hanger I get it.

Asta!!
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Old 05-12-2005, 05:34 AM   #21 (permalink)
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That was wonderfully sick Clavus...
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Old 05-12-2005, 06:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
pío pío
 
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here's my usual one color cute entry...
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Old 05-12-2005, 06:54 PM   #23 (permalink)
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oh!! So cute!
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Is there anything more lovely than motherhood?


next week: mathmatics!
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
pío pío
 
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awww.... GH, yours is cuter than mine. so sweet to see the teeming multitudes of bloodthirsty... umm... hmmm, err.... ?little guys? and do i see a little Big Daddy Roth in the mama's eyes?
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Old 05-12-2005, 11:28 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Is there anything more lovely than motherhood?


next week: mathmatics!
Hhahahha lovely, just lovely GH. I'd like to adopt the little one with two teeth if possible?
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Old 05-13-2005, 01:22 AM   #27 (permalink)
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good work, vermin.

Like I said, I have issues.


ahhhahhahahhahahahhahahahha...........fucking priceless
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Old 05-13-2005, 11:53 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Those birds are sweet.
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Old 05-13-2005, 06:32 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Kinda Abstract in a Venus-of-Some-Damn-German-Place sort of a way.
Next week, I like Apes in Hats.
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Old 05-13-2005, 06:37 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I don't get the hanger thing...
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Old 05-13-2005, 07:49 PM   #31 (permalink)
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^ Prepare to be a <font size=1>little</font> disturbed.

Asta!!
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Old 05-13-2005, 09:09 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I don't get the hanger thing...
What did women use for a crude method of abortion?
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:10 PM   #33 (permalink)
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What did women use for a crude method of abortion?
ohhhhhh, now I see
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Old 05-14-2005, 05:53 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Next week: crude methods of abortion

NO! NO! NO! Just kidding.

Next week: What I did on my Summer Vacation
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