Sad duckie
 

It's very upsetting to see a duck cry, why is it crying?

It got dumped by its girlfriend!

Now i understand and am even more upset, will this day ever get better. You should tell Mr Duck the joke about why did the duck cross the road, perhaps then he would cheer up :)

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to get hit by a car.

man, that joke gets me every time.
there's nothing funnier than getting hit by a car.
or falling down stairs.
or getting punched in the face.
or getting dumped.
wait....

duckie, i feel your pain.
hang in there.
you will live to swim again.
if not, your breasts will be delicious
pan seared with a sweet and spicy orange sauce.

hope that makes it all better.
xoxo
doodle

Hey yellow duckie, you'll always be my number one.