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FngKestrel 12-22-2004 01:49 PM

dude, it's back up again...what gives? but yeah, I'll reupload it and see if it'll put the image onto a more stable server

Ishmal 12-22-2004 03:28 PM

YAY...

i can c it now!

cool character FngKestrel!

Avail 12-22-2004 03:58 PM

That's weird, I've always been able to see it.

Ishmal 12-22-2004 04:09 PM

i think my problem yesterday was the computer i was using...

i had to sign in from home because the comp guy at work locked me out of the internet... but today for some reason i can get back on.

FngKestrel 12-22-2004 05:01 PM

I've been having intermittent problems from my work comp. When I can't see it, the browser is usually trying to fetch the image last and isn't having any luck with getting it.

FngKestrel 12-22-2004 07:44 PM

Okay, I swapped servers on imageshack...I think that'll do the trick.

dobster 12-22-2004 10:11 PM

It turns out The Tower Community has been paying attention. They feel that whilst Dobster has had things pretty much in hand, maybe it was time for some assistance.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa was particularly pissed off. Bye bye Ling Ling and your pathetic fireworks!! :thumbsup:

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/3839/tower7mp.png

(BTW that took fucking ages to draw, so i hope you like it!)

FngKestrel 12-22-2004 10:27 PM

Dude, nice one. :thumbsup: Pretty awesome!

Ishmal 12-22-2004 10:53 PM

WOW...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster
(BTW that took fucking ages to draw, so i hope you like it!)

i like it, i like it!

interesting tatic.

dobster 12-23-2004 03:43 AM

Thanks Ishmal, i'm still sufferin from doing it. Was up 'til 6am. Stupid really.

Nancy 12-23-2004 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster
Thanks Ishmal, i'm still sufferin from doing it. Was up 'til 6am. Stupid really.

awww poor champ! We do appreciate your work! :icare:

K-Wise 12-23-2004 05:07 AM

^ Word yo! :thumbsup:

Asta!!

FngKestrel 12-23-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster
Thanks Ishmal, i'm still sufferin from doing it. Was up 'til 6am. Stupid really.

Holy shit! It's a shame I'll have to destroy it! ;)

dobster 12-23-2004 04:31 PM

Heee! I was hoping you would, bro! I KNOW you got da skillz to mess wid my land subsidence shenanigans!

dobster 12-23-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
awww poor champ! We do appreciate your work! :icare:

sniff sniff fanks Nance... wuurrr http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...63#post1502863

FngKestrel 12-26-2004 12:30 AM

I'll let the Leaning Tower fall on Ling Ling, but not before putting a LASSO on it, linking it to the Lego tower. That way, if the Leaning Tower falls, it'll pull the Lego Tower down with it! Buahahahahaha!!

http://img86.exs.cx/img86/2345/lasso8pp.jpg

K-Wise 12-26-2004 08:31 AM

It's not showing Fng...might need to fix that :D

Asta!!

Nancy 12-26-2004 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster

Wurrr? Yay for self-invented sounds! :)

Nancy 12-26-2004 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise
It's not showing Fng...might need to fix that :D

Asta!!

FIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX IT! :|

Damn it boy didn't I tell you to attach the picture here on TFP?

FngKestrel 12-26-2004 01:41 PM

Okay, I fixed it. Imageshack has one wonky server, img150.exs.cx, that seems to constantly die.

But now I can't see dobster's last post of the Leaning Tower. It looks like it got uploaded to img150.exs.cx as well.

Coppertop 12-27-2004 10:15 AM

Awesome move FngKestrel. Using your enemy's own weapons against him. Most excellent.

dobster 12-27-2004 06:59 PM

Aaaah, the old "Lassoing the Tourist Attraction" bit. Seen it time and time again. Always shows promise, but basically fruitless when confronted with my (solar powered) Laser! A HA! A HA! A HA HA HA HA HA HAAA! heh...

http://img145.exs.cx/img145/5873/laser5ma.png

FngKestrel 12-27-2004 11:13 PM

Awesome laser dobster! Hmmm...

dobster 12-28-2004 02:36 AM

'hanks FngKestrel! So will you need my picture for the portrait then? Hahahaha! Only kidding mister!

Nancy 12-28-2004 04:01 AM

hahahah excellent move dobster! :thumbsup:

Fly 12-29-2004 12:01 PM

ahahhahahhaa...sweet move laser man.....

FngKestrel 12-29-2004 05:11 PM

To defeat your multi-million dollar (solar-powered) Laser, I'll use a 2 dollar Lid to cover up the solar panels! :D

http://img154.exs.cx/img154/9194/lid9lk.jpg

Coppertop 12-29-2004 07:09 PM

Once again, ingenuity trumps science. Nice move FK.

GakFace 12-30-2004 10:33 AM

haha... just checked this thread out.. nice job guys.. makes me wish I could draw (but then I remember I'm just too damn lazy)

dobster 12-30-2004 03:00 PM

A LID?!!! I'm trying to take this seriously, Fng. You're telling me I've got to go back to the committee with a f*cking Lid! How is that going to make me look, huh?! I have responsibilities in this town, man! Round here I'm considered a serious and influential figure, or at least I was! A LID?!!! Surely we can set a standard here, its almost like you've lost interest! You're not wrong with multi million, dude, I've got financiers to answer to now.








Can you lend us a twenty?

Zephyr66 12-30-2004 03:08 PM

well, it's not like a lid's gonna be hard to get rid of

dobster 12-30-2004 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zephyr66
well, it's not like a lid's gonna be hard to get rid of

Oh we can certainly sort this lid out, but the expense of each of these counter attacks just sky rockets when you consider the backline staff I employ. It just means commiting alot of time and money in order to destroy "a 2 dollar Lid". Something like closing down a factory or discrediting a well loved public figure definately incurs a justifiable outlay, but this is ridiculous. I could show you the paperwork involved...

:crazy:

GakFace 12-30-2004 07:08 PM

heh.. too bad we can't give out hints.. I just thought of the perfect counter for this. Completely expense free too heh.

K-Wise 12-31-2004 04:19 AM

Yeah I coulda come up with something better than a lid as well. But I don't think I can draw good enough to do one a these things anyway.

Asta!!

FngKestrel 12-31-2004 11:28 AM

Oh, trust me, I was going to do something more on the offensive, but the idea of defeating his laser with something so simple was too much to pass up.

K-Wise 12-31-2004 12:07 PM

^ I bet I know what it was!

Asta!!

dobster 01-01-2005 07:00 PM

Right FngKestrel, I'll admit you had me on the back foot with that Lid effort. I figured you'd just unplug me if i didn't provide evidence of another power source. A nice move it was, yes. However, despite my griping, I think I'll just employ another disembodied hand and Lift that lid out of the way. There.

http://img63.exs.cx/img63/1517/lift5pf.png

FngKestrel 01-02-2005 04:06 AM

Hah! I know you have cost overruns dobster, how much does it cost for you to employ those giant disembodied hands? :lol:

Hmmm...this is ponderous man, really ponderous...

dobster 01-02-2005 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FngKestrel
how much does it cost for you to employ those giant disembodied hands?

Ssshhhhhhh!! Dude! I'm not even sure if the disembodied hands even know they're even being employed even! :eek: No one here has been able to discuss things with them - we just sort of guide them in and give them things to hold. Bit cheeky I guess, but I think they're happier if they feel useful, you know? Difficult to tell...

Oh well, it saves us a fortune, oops! (think I might set up a discussion in another forum about this - feeling a bit guilty).


(BTW how do you think we built the Lego Tower in the first place? :crazy: )

FngKestrel 01-02-2005 11:33 PM

I'll let your disembodied hands do their thing. But I'll move onto creating a pool of Lava to swallow up your leveret and the Lego Tower!

http://img125.exs.cx/img125/8522/lava7bc.jpg

(lava doesn't translate well to b&w, btw)

dobster 01-03-2005 01:29 AM

Right. That actually looks very final, in fact. Hmmm. I suspect Fng has had that up his sleeve for a while now!

Nancy 01-03-2005 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster
Right. That actually looks very final, in fact. Hmmm. I suspect Fng has had that up his sleeve for a while now!

Ouch! Unless you come up with something clever real fast then I'm afraid Fng is gonna win :eek:

Coppertop 01-03-2005 01:18 PM

Kinda looks like an ice floe now.

FngKestrel 01-03-2005 01:58 PM

Lol, the source photo I drew from looked good in color, but as soon as I desaturated the values, it looked wierd.

dobster 01-03-2005 04:44 PM

I think it looks wicked dude!

cyrnel 01-03-2005 04:59 PM

A buff disembodied hand could hold those legos aloft.

City planners and the EPA will be none too pleased should someone report this lava flow in a valuable industrial zone.

Anyhow, what's to prevent the sky from falling, a meteor from landing strategically, or near miss by another celestial body from plucking undesirables from the scene? It's utter chaos!

Hard8s 01-03-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrnel
A buff disembodied hand could hold those legos aloft.

City planners and the EPA will be none too pleased should someone report this lava flow in a valuable industrial zone.

Anyhow, what's to prevent the sky from falling, a meteor from landing strategically, or near miss by another celestial body from plucking undesirables from the scene? It's utter chaos!

Its Easy, they don't start with the letter "L"!

cyrnel 01-03-2005 06:44 PM

City planner = <b>L</b>ieutenant of industry
Minor planets = <a href="http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/iau/lists/MPNames.html#L">~200 begin with "<b>L</b>"</a>
How about a (formerly) <b>L</b>evitated pallet of fire bricks?
Or a jumbo-size SPF-4000 <b>L</b>ip-balm to soothe and moisturize the Lego foundation?

dobster 01-03-2005 06:59 PM

It's all in hand (heh) guys... reLaxxx...

K-Wise 01-03-2005 07:09 PM

You guys aren't allowed to help the artists. I've had ideas too haha but you can't give em out cause it's against the rules of the duel.

Asta!!

Ishmal 01-03-2005 07:12 PM

does that mean Dobster hasn't given up???

WICKED!

i was SOOO sad wen i read Dobsters reaction to the Lava

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dobster
Right. That actually looks very final, in fact. Hmmm.


dobster 01-03-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise
the rules of the duel

That's gonna be the name of the book I write about this battle. That kool, K-Wise?

dobster 01-03-2005 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
does that mean Dobster hasn't given up???

WICKED!

i was SOOO sad wen i read Dobsters reaction to the Lava

Aaaaw, that's real sweet :thumbsup: Cheers Ishmal.

(However) Grrrrrr and indeed Ah HA HA HA HA HAAAA!

K-Wise 01-03-2005 08:00 PM

Thats absolutely cool dobster!! :thumbsup:



Now lets talk about royalties :hmm:

Asta!!

cyrnel 01-03-2005 08:24 PM

Sorry, I couldn't help myself after what appeared to be dobster's concession post.

It won't happen again, other than to mention my royalty rates are quite reasonable for Jumbo SPF-4000 Lip-balm.

dobster 01-03-2005 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrnel
It won't happen again, other than to mention my royalty rates are quite reasonable for Jumbo SPF-4000 Lip-balm.

Dobster Retaliation Inc is obliged to state that it will not consider any form of promotion, endorsements or branding of any item other than those products manufactured by Dobster Retaliation Inc and it's subsidiaries.


para. 32.8

dobster 01-03-2005 09:50 PM

Ok guys, I guess that slight potential for retreat got your attention then! Glad to see we still have a baying (paying?) audience. Thank you for your continued support. It's more than I could get from the Lego Corporation itself. Thanks your "help" Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen.

Anyway, that aside, please burn your science text books and behold, the Levitating (The disembodied hands are in talks with their union) Canister of Liquid Nitrogen which will, from it's floating position, turn the Lava into ice!

http://img109.exs.cx/img109/1448/liquidnitrogen2ek.png

dobster 01-03-2005 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise
Thats absolutely cool dobster!! :thumbsup:



Now lets talk about royalties :hmm:

It turns out the publishers are going with: "Welcome to "L", A Battle of Wits in the World of Structural Stability". So no royalties I'm afraid, K-Wise :(

FngKestrel 01-04-2005 01:37 AM

Nice one dobster! :D

Hmmm...

K-Wise 01-04-2005 02:58 AM

<font size=1>cheap shot...</font>

Asta!!

Nancy 01-04-2005 02:58 AM

Brilliant idea dobster! :thumbsup:

dobster 01-04-2005 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Brilliant idea dobster! :thumbsup:

Cheers sister.

I love the way I suddenly get all concerned that people will tell me my last move is scientifically impossible. After all the craziness we've gotten away with so far! ERK!

Nancy 01-04-2005 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster
Cheers sister.

I love the way I suddenly get all concerned that people will tell me my last move is scientifically impossible. After all the craziness we've gotten away with so far! ERK!

It doesn't get any more impossible than Dizzet's magic bird Jeff! :p

You should've discussed whether or not you were gonna keep this realistic or not when you set the rules :)

dobster 01-04-2005 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise
<font size=1>cheap shot...</font>

Oi! No it werent!

dobster 01-04-2005 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
It doesn't get any more impossible than Dizzet's magic bird Jeff! :p
You should've discussed whether or not you were gonna keep this realistic or not when you set the rules :)

Heh, he was certainly magical. Its not that, I'm just amused by my silly concern.

Nancy 01-04-2005 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster
Heh, he was certainly magical. Its not that, I'm just amused by my silly concern.

oh ok. It doesn't matter what people think. What's important is your opponent's opinion on the realistic aspects of your attacks. He can chose to either approve of it or tell you it's too unrealistic and tell you to come up with another approach.

dobster 01-04-2005 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
He can chose to either approve of it or tell you it's too unrealistic and tell you to come up with another approach.

Hey! Dont give him any ideas! :thumbsup:

FngKestrel 01-04-2005 10:14 AM

Oh, it's fine. I mean, this drawing has gone WAY beyond normalcy. Besides, he's played right into my trap! MuahhahaHAHAAH!!!! Drawing to come later...

dobster 01-04-2005 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FngKestrel
Besides, he's played right into my trap! MuahhahaHAHAAH!!!! Drawing to come later...

Yeah whatever you say, buddy! ;)

Hard8s 01-04-2005 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise
You guys aren't allowed to help the artists. I've had ideas too haha but you can't give em out cause it's against the rules of the duel.

Asta!!

I know I was just replying to the suggestion of the stuff. Iwas letting them know that everything had to start with "L" as the rules stated. No giving help from here. :D

Hard8s 01-04-2005 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster
It turns out the publishers are going with: "Welcome to "L", A Battle of Wits in the World of Structural Stability". So no royalties I'm afraid, K-Wise :(

Doesn't that have to start with "L" as well??? :confused:

K-Wise 01-04-2005 05:30 PM

Ya know it's gotta hard for that poor little leverett to stand on that iced over lava without slipping.

Asta!!

FngKestrel 01-04-2005 09:53 PM

dobster! With all your cost overruns, you missed a LEAK in your Liquid Nitrogen container! And all that Liquid Nitrogen doused your leveret and froze him solid! How could you be so cruel to put an animal's life in danger?!

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/4696/021leak5xd.jpg

Ishmal 01-04-2005 10:00 PM

HaHaHa...

good move FngKestrel!

spindles 01-05-2005 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hard8s
Doesn't that have to start with "L" as well??? :confused:

Just use the chinese version:
"Lelcome to L..." ;)

Nancy 01-05-2005 12:29 AM

Leak!! of course! you're a fucking genious FngKestrel :D

FngKestrel 01-05-2005 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Leak!! of course! you're a fucking genious FngKestrel :D

Aw, shucks. :o :D

dobster 01-05-2005 05:27 AM

I could mention the rules about counters only affecting the previous post as per the original Vs thread: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=70205
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Quote:

Originally Posted by onetime 2
Not really since wouldn't Robin then try to kill the magpie thus leaving Jeff free to reroute the tornado?

My god it's like I'm caught up in the soap opera.

Uhm no. In reality my tornado would be able to swipe them all out but each drawing is only meant to bet the previous one - not all of them

But I won't... :thumbsup:

Besides, I can counter this no sweat! Ah HAAA!

Nancy 01-05-2005 06:34 AM

Yeah but like I said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
not really. If I had drawn an atomic bomb for example then yes my poor bee would've died as well since the range of the bomb is several km's. But a tornado doesn't whipe out everything - it only destroys the things that are on its path :)

- and the toy store just happend to be on its path :D

dobster 01-05-2005 08:04 AM

Ugh, now I'm confused. However, as I say it's no sweat cause I can counter the leak, no probs. With...the assistance...of a few...handy...LENSES! (and a filter) These will thaw out the Leveret with the disipated heat of the Laser from act 27.

http://img109.exs.cx/img109/3411/lenses2tf.png

PAH!

FngKestrel 01-05-2005 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster
I could mention the rules about counters only affecting the previous post as per the original Vs thread: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=70205

But I won't... :thumbsup:

Besides, I can counter this no sweat! Ah HAAA!

I was wondering about that, since the Liquid Nitrogen is showing the hole covered over already and not the Liquid Nitrogen in transit on the way to the hole.

K-Wise 01-05-2005 02:53 PM

I knew it was only a matter of time before someone pulled the lense card for the laser.

Asta!!

dobster 01-05-2005 02:59 PM

I nearly did it when I first hired that Laser, but I figured I'd either need it on a later counter or it would be a waste of drawing time. Have you just been waiting for that to be done?

K-Wise 01-05-2005 03:03 PM

Yup cept I was hoping fng would have used it to re-direct it elsewhere. It would have been an excellent counter. But now you've gone and used it on the offensive. haHA!

Asta!!

FngKestrel 01-05-2005 03:29 PM

Yeah, the lens was what I was planning to do to mess up his other objects with the laser, but like I said, the 2 dollar lid was just too good to pass up.

K-Wise 01-05-2005 04:04 PM

A great opportunity is too good to pass up.

Asta!!

FngKestrel 01-06-2005 09:39 PM

You know, I'm actually genuinely stumped on where to take this battle. :confused:

cyrnel 01-06-2005 10:03 PM

Somebody might want to give the Leveret a pair of sunglasses. And maybe a can of halon for when his fur ignites? Just a thought.

K-Wise 01-07-2005 12:16 AM

I think the realistic portion of this battle was thrown out with the disembodied hands buddy.

I'm sure you'll think of something Fng

Asta!!

dobster 01-07-2005 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FngKestrel
You know, I'm actually genuinely stumped on where to take this battle. :confused:

Nope! I won't hear that, Fng! If there's one thing that Fng knows, Fng knows L! (Grab a dictionary dude!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrnel
Somebody might want to give the Leveret a pair of sunglasses. And maybe a can of halon for when his fur ignites? Just a thought.

:lol: (tickled me that did)

FngKestrel 01-08-2005 06:51 PM

This poor Leveret, he's just running into no end of troubles. It looks like he got into a stash of LSD and is now tripping out. :D

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/6280/023lsd4qe.jpg

K-Wise 01-09-2005 03:29 AM

Creativity points comin riiiight up!

Asta!!

dobster 01-09-2005 08:08 AM

LOLOLOLOL I'm fuggin all OVER the place! That is MASTERFUL!!! LOLOL


phew...too ill for that much mirth...damn!

Ishmal 01-11-2005 12:53 AM

heeeheeeheee

tricky...

and unexpected...

Nancy 01-11-2005 08:07 AM

hahah that's brilliant FngKestrel!!!!!!

FngKestrel 01-11-2005 07:54 PM

dobster? what you got?

dobster 01-13-2005 04:59 PM

I CAN'T THINK OF NUFFINK!!! I'm all stumped!! :|

K-Wise 01-13-2005 06:17 PM

Say it isn't so!

Asta!!

Hard8s 01-14-2005 09:52 AM

Ohhh noo it looks like the LSD has Dobster tripping. :p
:lol:

dobster 01-14-2005 10:04 AM

5 DAYS!! AAAARRRGH!!!!


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