MS-Paint - NSFW unless you're allowed to look at dinks at work.
 

Here, i did something in paint. Its sucks but was the first thing that came to my head..

don't ask why that came to my head...
cuz i dont even know....

Hail MoNoXiDe_XXX!

Alberto is a rare and beautiful flower. He seems as delicate as his floral companion. He deserves so much more than a job with a briefcase could offer. I hope he finds peace in the white foaminess of those hills and can assuage his torment in that river of waste.
-GH

it reminds me of that porn, edward penishands a bit. an american classic.