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Old 10-03-2003, 02:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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GH versus MS Paint

Hail Citizens!

I recently discovered the joys of drawing with a computer although at this point all I use is MS Paint.

Here are my entries from the MS Paint game found in the Nonsense Forum. Apologies to those who are bored by the repeat. I have no other art to show off. Feel free to tear me limb from limb. I will regenerate.

A 50’ Groucho Marx attacking Tokyo
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADTAtUW71h9r1D*mGxE5WPbestMdq1X4KVOO779h17z3jDZsu4xBB8rskHXD2CfjzgMeP1biKzEqigQeZNqlYFJBKB7EdsogCeeVXHP8xE8AAAAkXJcAg[/img]
It looks like he’s puking.


A breakdance-battle between Gandhi and Steve Buscemi
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQCWUdUYzu5nzybFiRT4tGApuOz7Jcqd!2JmCsh**6d1zTLOwBGGJLgpDe4gPoTLMWkOIR7gfUCFpWv8Oe8k1WzMh7PlzH2aljfftO25yof17y61xR0whQ/stevengandhi.gif?dc=4675430893410249792[/img]
Notice Steve’s “olive” complexion.

Hollywood’s dark secret
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgArAwYWax!sbE9LmHdeREdNwl6rnkjJB8zty00Q!PK7X2DRXtl6JwNImIONAo9sXybTknL*6fJn2gjnA8FxFIRMs1SXKOirdfnlSkIyaGY/holly.bmp?dc=4675431531302801230[/img]

A rendition of The Last Supper, except with Ravers as the Disciples and The Mad Hatter as Jesus.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwBIJ1kWHDe6V89ImyK*Lz96bFbnuyxaOCF!eDFN**oOE2OFwJolLJ5mQilf!AfYfl9WeIeEKQ1zmUkgz3R*00rv22aWyUERqHrdDnfi5h8/Supper.bmp?dc=4675431976319283803[/img]

My first nude

I never did find out how Slimshaydee felt about this one.

A swordfish watching TV and eating popcorn
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDOArgXbpnrXI66AYl2Q8RcXvrA5tFYLK!0PqDdmdd5j5WMJTNWSw*2pAbwdX!6gpPG4mnXVB4ocaBNgIlwzYrDXAIlx2RgsJjfwcK1oErkaSS9E9BIPA/swordfish.bmp?dc=4675432900618107286[/img]

Teal'c from Stargate: SG1, getting busy with Lt. Uhura from Star Trek, in a Jacuzzi
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDPAqcVlgTa*Y*AW7pwJvvvlcdc1qvaFgGW03DZyPympTiAEGg!*QUmOppG5XLmD0PKwIhpflnzvQFuYrKg1uxdZ1436W0YbGjuwfSzBN8/busy.bmp?dc=4675433782130584280[/img]


The Olsen twins in their forties (with anal)
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDLAhkWjCOGvIMpBUaTOmjcvkMnrp!JUcg*T3BuTU3VGZUDr*bS6V0wTtG5mx04Kaqd73!C6YZ9HYDg02JGGvrExXnLhZ7SH35aHfWlHE0/twins.bmp?dc=4675434319796733336[/img]

What really pisses me off?
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDLAmoZXxvcD6XYle0gVTvtXnBhIdHBUthxUJqqip3U*pH3sbgLqI3ryl8d2hW*SZyIcmqWWMILiows6zqR4Pi7dQvE*lmwbMS1OBlLcg!df4NbkRoH*g/smallportions.bmp?dc=4675436516237425053[/img]
Small portions at restaurants

Untitled
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADcAu0WsF6A*9Ebd6mvqVdgHj4VMiizLpD8dwnGh1xNlNGrpCN5r7Xw4Tk*aaN!C9HxqbG*lmqE0NTktnDSmLwIkwqoNCm6GhZgN3BnpgI9AAAApHJhAg/visions.bmp?dc=4675439409635577040[/img]

A wrestling match between a mutated living eyeball and my demonically possessed large intestine.

This contest occurs at almost every meal. The outcome is always in question.

If you have made it to here, thank you for your time. I whole heartily encourage the artists in this forum to participate in the thread mentioned above. Over and out.
-GH
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
At the Lemonade Stand
 
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best mspaint i've seen here.
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Old 10-04-2003, 01:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I shoulda figured these were gonna be more than 'normal' for G.H.. hehe.. great stuff mate
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Old 10-05-2003, 02:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"A breakdance-battle between Gandhi and Steve Buscemi"....... frelling HILARIOUS dude!
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Old 10-05-2003, 09:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good evening,

I’m calling this one Chipper Jones
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDSAgEWqR*h3DiaKiXWmMP31u5tiGOAbfPA2NaMIZxa6s0A82NP9rO3hlL2MFF4ya3zvn6fJcc3dW7T42qdk6TYnQg9WHyP4UBj1c5JBMM/skull.bmp?dc=4675441742606502593[/img]

A leafy dinner for a family of…
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDTAh8Yebjg7JGTNCIiYiitdYZqfeA*Ln6SEXsO!2I0x3ISMiHcys2kG6y2b6zf2Y5VtjP5XlYzZBcfi1doBNFyypcSJ3ihai0Ds7A8JsV4XHw4lm9amw/lilmonster.bmp?dc=4675441741991558720[/img]

Over and out,
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Old 10-05-2003, 09:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by gallopingwanker
best mspaint i've seen here.
my thoughts exactly!
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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that last post is amazing.. its amazing that you did that in mspaint.. i didn't know that you could do such a controlled gradient in mspaint. good shit.
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Old 10-12-2003, 02:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Wow, those are awesome. Especially Steve Buscemi's eyes, they look freakishly close to the real things.
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It brings me much joy to see your paintings in a more personal forum.

I really like the non-Mspaint game one's.
Keep up the good work!
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Old 10-13-2003, 07:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The one about small portions at restaurants gave me a laugh.
And the untitled one right below it is very interesting. I really like all of them.
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Old 10-14-2003, 09:36 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Very cool artwork. MSPaint is not always the easiest to use. Very impressive.
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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God damn i love MS paint . thoose are wicked cool
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Old 10-17-2003, 02:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Haha, those are awesome. I love drawing in paint, and making the kiddiest looking pictures. Keep up that good art.
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Old 10-17-2003, 03:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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GH, you're simply a treasure.

really great stuff!!

Quote:
Originally posted by analinguist
...i didn't know that you could do such a controlled gradient in mspaint. good shit.
LOL
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Old 10-24-2003, 11:28 AM   #15 (permalink)
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LOL now that's what I call imaginative great post
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Old 10-25-2003, 08:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Those are great, you certainly have your own style! I enjoyed these plenty.
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Old 10-25-2003, 10:21 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I love your perspective. Great work.
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Old 10-25-2003, 10:31 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Hail Citizens!

1,000 Thanks for all the comments.
I still hover in the Artwork forum.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UADZAmEZRCGmoUEqZ2ygQML4SC3jH*7qfqTcLyWIZrlouAUP5KGZZten!nGOvY*IcJm3aiS6BlE68iQwCYw0I09XcdZ9JdFKWuAZvfQMjTMEXLy38bLONXSCySkAcMkp/flying%20burger.bmp?dc=4675444495734051440[/img]
I have yet to find my voice.
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Old 10-25-2003, 10:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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modern day picaso... no joke, I like the work.
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Old 10-31-2003, 06:04 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Haha, thats awesome, I really liked the restaurant one, and how you can do your gradients so perfectly. Did you actually make all those in paint?
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Old 11-12-2003, 06:11 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Man, that's great humour! I love it...
Do you know Friend Bear? It's MS-Paint-style humour too.
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Old 11-13-2003, 09:11 AM   #22 (permalink)
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they both have good quaity
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Old 11-13-2003, 10:33 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Thanks Giant Hamburger for posting those. Very cool. Amazing what you can do even with limited tools.
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Old 11-13-2003, 09:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Giant HAMBURGAR! Those were the best MS Painting's I've ever seen in my infant life. Keep em coming, man.
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