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Giant Hamburger · 10-03-2003, 02:45 PM

Hail Citizens!

I recently discovered the joys of drawing with a computer although at this point all I use is MS Paint.

Here are my entries from the MS Paint game found in the Nonsense Forum. Apologies to those who are bored by the repeat. I have no other art to show off. Feel free to tear me limb from limb. I will regenerate.

A 50’ Groucho Marx attacking Tokyo
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADTAtUW71h9r1D*mGxE5WPbestMdq1X4KVOO779h17z3jDZsu4xBB8rskHXD2CfjzgMeP1biKzEqigQeZNqlYFJBKB7EdsogCeeVXHP8xE8AAAAkXJcAg[/img]
It looks like he’s puking.

A breakdance-battle between Gandhi and Steve Buscemi
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQCWUdUYzu5nzybFiRT4tGApuOz7Jcqd!2JmCsh**6d1zTLOwBGGJLgpDe4gPoTLMWkOIR7gfUCFpWv8Oe8k1WzMh7PlzH2aljfftO25yof17y61xR0whQ/stevengandhi.gif?dc=4675430893410249792[/img]
Notice Steve’s “olive” complexion.

Hollywood’s dark secret
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgArAwYWax!sbE9LmHdeREdNwl6rnkjJB8zty00Q!PK7X2DRXtl6JwNImIONAo9sXybTknL*6fJn2gjnA8FxFIRMs1SXKOirdfnlSkIyaGY/holly.bmp?dc=4675431531302801230[/img]

A rendition of The Last Supper, except with Ravers as the Disciples and The Mad Hatter as Jesus.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwBIJ1kWHDe6V89ImyK*Lz96bFbnuyxaOCF!eDFN**oOE2OFwJolLJ5mQilf!AfYfl9WeIeEKQ1zmUkgz3R*00rv22aWyUERqHrdDnfi5h8/Supper.bmp?dc=4675431976319283803[/img]

My first nude

I never did find out how Slimshaydee felt about this one.

A swordfish watching TV and eating popcorn
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDOArgXbpnrXI66AYl2Q8RcXvrA5tFYLK!0PqDdmdd5j5WMJTNWSw*2pAbwdX!6gpPG4mnXVB4ocaBNgIlwzYrDXAIlx2RgsJjfwcK1oErkaSS9E9BIPA/swordfish.bmp?dc=4675432900618107286[/img]

Teal'c from Stargate: SG1, getting busy with Lt. Uhura from Star Trek, in a Jacuzzi
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDPAqcVlgTa*Y*AW7pwJvvvlcdc1qvaFgGW03DZyPympTiAEGg!*QUmOppG5XLmD0PKwIhpflnzvQFuYrKg1uxdZ1436W0YbGjuwfSzBN8/busy.bmp?dc=4675433782130584280[/img]

The Olsen twins in their forties (with anal)
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDLAhkWjCOGvIMpBUaTOmjcvkMnrp!JUcg*T3BuTU3VGZUDr*bS6V0wTtG5mx04Kaqd73!C6YZ9HYDg02JGGvrExXnLhZ7SH35aHfWlHE0/twins.bmp?dc=4675434319796733336[/img]

What really pisses me off?
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDLAmoZXxvcD6XYle0gVTvtXnBhIdHBUthxUJqqip3U*pH3sbgLqI3ryl8d2hW*SZyIcmqWWMILiows6zqR4Pi7dQvE*lmwbMS1OBlLcg!df4NbkRoH*g/smallportions.bmp?dc=4675436516237425053[/img]
Small portions at restaurants

Untitled
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADcAu0WsF6A*9Ebd6mvqVdgHj4VMiizLpD8dwnGh1xNlNGrpCN5r7Xw4Tk*aaN!C9HxqbG*lmqE0NTktnDSmLwIkwqoNCm6GhZgN3BnpgI9AAAApHJhAg/visions.bmp?dc=4675439409635577040[/img]

A wrestling match between a mutated living eyeball and my demonically possessed large intestine.

This contest occurs at almost every meal. The outcome is always in question.

If you have made it to here, thank you for your time. I whole heartily encourage the artists in this forum to participate in the thread mentioned above. Over and out.
-GH

gallopingwanker · 10-03-2003, 03:12 PM

best mspaint i've seen here.

GoldenOuroboros · 10-04-2003, 01:41 AM

I shoulda figured these were gonna be more than 'normal' for G.H.. hehe.. great stuff mate

esotar · 10-05-2003, 02:15 PM

"A breakdance-battle between Gandhi and Steve Buscemi"....... frelling HILARIOUS dude!

Giant Hamburger · 10-05-2003, 09:48 PM

Good evening,

I’m calling this one Chipper Jones
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDSAgEWqR*h3DiaKiXWmMP31u5tiGOAbfPA2NaMIZxa6s0A82NP9rO3hlL2MFF4ya3zvn6fJcc3dW7T42qdk6TYnQg9WHyP4UBj1c5JBMM/skull.bmp?dc=4675441742606502593[/img]

A leafy dinner for a family of…
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDTAh8Yebjg7JGTNCIiYiitdYZqfeA*Ln6SEXsO!2I0x3ISMiHcys2kG6y2b6zf2Y5VtjP5XlYzZBcfi1doBNFyypcSJ3ihai0Ds7A8JsV4XHw4lm9amw/lilmonster.bmp?dc=4675441741991558720[/img]

Over and out,
-GH

anti fishstick · 10-05-2003, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gallopingwanker
best mspaint i've seen here.

my thoughts exactly!

analinguist · 10-07-2003, 05:35 AM

that last post is amazing.. its amazing that you did that in mspaint.. i didn't know that you could do such a controlled gradient in mspaint. good shit.

Semi-Normal · 10-12-2003, 02:25 AM

Wow, those are awesome. Especially Steve Buscemi's eyes, they look freakishly close to the real things.

Snoogans · 10-13-2003, 12:44 PM

It brings me much joy to see your paintings in a more personal forum.

I really like the non-Mspaint game one's.
Keep up the good work!

TheClarkster · 10-13-2003, 07:43 PM

The one about small portions at restaurants gave me a laugh.
And the untitled one right below it is very interesting. I really like all of them.

mb99usa · 10-14-2003, 09:36 AM

Very cool artwork. MSPaint is not always the easiest to use. Very impressive.

MoNoXiDe_XXX · 10-14-2003, 02:16 PM

God damn i love MS paint . thoose are wicked cool

IckUber · 10-17-2003, 02:45 PM

Haha, those are awesome. I love drawing in paint, and making the kiddiest looking pictures. Keep up that good art.

bernadette · 10-17-2003, 03:48 PM

GH, you're simply a treasure.

really great stuff!!

Quote:

Originally posted by analinguist
...i didn't know that you could do such a controlled gradient in mspaint. good shit.

LOL

petergriffin24 · 10-24-2003, 11:28 AM

LOL now that's what I call imaginative great post

anleja · 10-25-2003, 08:25 PM

Those are great, you certainly have your own style! I enjoyed these plenty.

Konichiwaneko · 10-25-2003, 10:21 PM

I love your perspective. Great work.

Giant Hamburger · 10-25-2003, 10:31 PM

Hail Citizens!

1,000 Thanks for all the comments.
I still hover in the Artwork forum.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UADZAmEZRCGmoUEqZ2ygQML4SC3jH*7qfqTcLyWIZrlouAUP5KGZZten!nGOvY*IcJm3aiS6BlE68iQwCYw0I09XcdZ9JdFKWuAZvfQMjTMEXLy38bLONXSCySkAcMkp/flying%20burger.bmp?dc=4675444495734051440[/img]
I have yet to find my voice.
-GH

matt_mll · 10-25-2003, 10:42 PM

modern day picaso... no joke, I like the work.

Intangible · 10-31-2003, 06:04 AM

Haha, thats awesome, I really liked the restaurant one, and how you can do your gradients so perfectly. Did you actually make all those in paint?

hu-man · 11-12-2003, 06:11 AM

Man, that's great humour! I love it...
Do you know Friend Bear? It's MS-Paint-style humour too.
http://www.friendbear.com/

SSJwrestler · 11-13-2003, 09:11 AM

they both have good quaity

Vyk · 11-13-2003, 10:33 AM

Thanks Giant Hamburger for posting those. Very cool. Amazing what you can do even with limited tools.

Jeff · 11-13-2003, 09:11 PM

Giant HAMBURGAR! Those were the best MS Painting's I've ever seen in my infant life. Keep em coming, man.

10-03-2003, 02:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	GH versus MS Paint Hail Citizens! I recently discovered the joys of drawing with a computer although at this point all I use is MS Paint. Here are my entries from the MS Paint game found in the Nonsense Forum. Apologies to those who are bored by the repeat. I have no other art to show off. Feel free to tear me limb from limb. I will regenerate. A 50’ Groucho Marx attacking Tokyo [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADTAtUW71h9r1DmGxE5WPbestMdq1X4KVOO779h17z3jDZsu4xBB8rskHXD2CfjzgMeP1biKzEqigQeZNqlYFJBKB7EdsogCeeVXHP8xE8AAAAkXJcAg[/img] It looks like he’s puking. A breakdance-battle between Gandhi and Steve Buscemi [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQCWUdUYzu5nzybFiRT4tGApuOz7Jcqd!2JmCsh6d1zTLOwBGGJLgpDe4gPoTLMWkOIR7gfUCFpWv8Oe8k1WzMh7PlzH2aljfftO25yof17y61xR0whQ/stevengandhi.gif?dc=4675430893410249792[/img] Notice Steve’s “olive” complexion. Hollywood’s dark secret [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgArAwYWax!sbE9LmHdeREdNwl6rnkjJB8zty00Q!PK7X2DRXtl6JwNImIONAo9sXybTknL6fJn2gjnA8FxFIRMs1SXKOirdfnlSkIyaGY/holly.bmp?dc=4675431531302801230[/img] A rendition of The Last Supper, except with Ravers as the Disciples and The Mad Hatter as Jesus. [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwBIJ1kWHDe6V89ImyKLz96bFbnuyxaOCF!eDFNoOE2OFwJolLJ5mQilf!AfYfl9WeIeEKQ1zmUkgz3R00rv22aWyUERqHrdDnfi5h8/Supper.bmp?dc=4675431976319283803[/img] My first nude I never did find out how Slimshaydee felt about this one. A swordfish watching TV and eating popcorn [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDOArgXbpnrXI66AYl2Q8RcXvrA5tFYLK!0PqDdmdd5j5WMJTNWSw2pAbwdX!6gpPG4mnXVB4ocaBNgIlwzYrDXAIlx2RgsJjfwcK1oErkaSS9E9BIPA/swordfish.bmp?dc=4675432900618107286[/img] Teal'c from Stargate: SG1, getting busy with Lt. Uhura from Star Trek, in a Jacuzzi [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDPAqcVlgTaYAW7pwJvvvlcdc1qvaFgGW03DZyPympTiAEGg!QUmOppG5XLmD0PKwIhpflnzvQFuYrKg1uxdZ1436W0YbGjuwfSzBN8/busy.bmp?dc=4675433782130584280[/img] The Olsen twins in their forties (with anal) [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDLAhkWjCOGvIMpBUaTOmjcvkMnrp!JUcgT3BuTU3VGZUDrbS6V0wTtG5mx04Kaqd73!C6YZ9HYDg02JGGvrExXnLhZ7SH35aHfWlHE0/twins.bmp?dc=4675434319796733336[/img] What really pisses me off? [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDLAmoZXxvcD6XYle0gVTvtXnBhIdHBUthxUJqqip3UpH3sbgLqI3ryl8d2hWSZyIcmqWWMILiows6zqR4Pi7dQvElmwbMS1OBlLcg!df4NbkRoHg/smallportions.bmp?dc=4675436516237425053[/img] Small portions at restaurants Untitled [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADcAu0WsF6A9Ebd6mvqVdgHj4VMiizLpD8dwnGh1xNlNGrpCN5r7Xw4TkaaN!C9HxqbG*lmqE0NTktnDSmLwIkwqoNCm6GhZgN3BnpgI9AAAApHJhAg/visions.bmp?dc=4675439409635577040[/img] A wrestling match between a mutated living eyeball and my demonically possessed large intestine. This contest occurs at almost every meal. The outcome is always in question. If you have made it to here, thank you for your time. I whole heartily encourage the artists in this forum to participate in the thread mentioned above. Over and out. -GH

10-04-2003, 01:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	I shoulda figured these were gonna be more than 'normal' for G.H.. hehe.. great stuff mate __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

10-05-2003, 02:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
esotar Upright Location: triangle area, nc	"A breakdance-battle between Gandhi and Steve Buscemi"....... frelling HILARIOUS dude! __________________ "Without meditation, where is peace? Without peace, where is happiness?" -- the Bhagavad Gita

10-07-2003, 05:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
analinguist Psycho	that last post is amazing.. its amazing that you did that in mspaint.. i didn't know that you could do such a controlled gradient in mspaint. good shit. __________________ end

10-12-2003, 02:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
Semi-Normal Insane Location: Christchurch, New Zealand	Wow, those are awesome. Especially Steve Buscemi's eyes, they look freakishly close to the real things. __________________ I'm not lazy, I'm "motivationally challenged."

10-03-2003, 03:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
gallopingwanker At the Lemonade Stand Location: in a theater near you!	best mspaint i've seen here.

10-05-2003, 09:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Good evening, I’m calling this one Chipper Jones [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDSAgEWqRh3DiaKiXWmMP31u5tiGOAbfPA2NaMIZxa6s0A82NP9rO3hlL2MFF4ya3zvn6fJcc3dW7T42qdk6TYnQg9WHyP4UBj1c5JBMM/skull.bmp?dc=4675441742606502593[/img] A leafy dinner for a family of… [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDTAh8Yebjg7JGTNCIiYiitdYZqfeALn6SEXsO!2I0x3ISMiHcys2kG6y2b6zf2Y5VtjP5XlYzZBcfi1doBNFyypcSJ3ihai0Ds7A8JsV4XHw4lm9amw/lilmonster.bmp?dc=4675441741991558720[/img] Over and out, -GH

10-13-2003, 12:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	It brings me much joy to see your paintings in a more personal forum. I really like the non-Mspaint game one's. Keep up the good work! __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

10-13-2003, 07:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	The one about small portions at restaurants gave me a laugh. And the untitled one right below it is very interesting. I really like all of them. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

10-14-2003, 09:36 AM	#11 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	Very cool artwork. MSPaint is not always the easiest to use. Very impressive. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-14-2003, 02:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
MoNoXiDe_XXX Psycho Location: Thunder Bay	God damn i love MS paint . thoose are wicked cool __________________ ------------------------ I may be ugly, But at least I aint got no money!

10-17-2003, 02:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	Haha, those are awesome. I love drawing in paint, and making the kiddiest looking pictures. Keep up that good art. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

10-24-2003, 11:28 AM	#15 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	LOL now that's what I call imaginative great post

10-25-2003, 08:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	Those are great, you certainly have your own style! I enjoyed these plenty.

10-25-2003, 10:21 PM	#17 (permalink)
Konichiwaneko The Dreaded Pixel Nazi Location: Inside my camera	I love your perspective. Great work. __________________ Hesitate. Pull me in. Breath on breath. Skin on skin. Loving deep. Falling fast. All right here. Let this last. Here with our lips locked tight. Baby the time is right for us... to forget about us.

11-13-2003, 09:11 AM	#22 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	they both have good quaity

11-13-2003, 09:11 PM	#24 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	Giant HAMBURGAR! Those were the best MS Painting's I've ever seen in my infant life. Keep em coming, man. __________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

10-25-2003, 10:31 PM	#18 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! 1,000 Thanks for all the comments. I still hover in the Artwork forum. [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UADZAmEZRCGmoUEqZ2ygQML4SC3jH7qfqTcLyWIZrlouAUP5KGZZten!nGOvYIcJm3aiS6BlE68iQwCYw0I09XcdZ9JdFKWuAZvfQMjTMEXLy38bLONXSCySkAcMkp/flying%20burger.bmp?dc=4675444495734051440[/img] I have yet to find my voice. -GH

10-25-2003, 10:42 PM	#19 (permalink)
matt_mll Crazy Location: some volcano in the middle of the pacific	modern day picaso... no joke, I like the work.

10-31-2003, 06:04 AM	#20 (permalink)
Intangible Upright	Haha, thats awesome, I really liked the restaurant one, and how you can do your gradients so perfectly. Did you actually make all those in paint?

11-12-2003, 06:11 AM	#21 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	Man, that's great humour! I love it... Do you know Friend Bear? It's MS-Paint-style humour too. http://www.friendbear.com/

11-13-2003, 10:33 AM	#23 (permalink)
Vyk Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	Thanks Giant Hamburger for posting those. Very cool. Amazing what you can do even with limited tools. __________________ "Courage of the heart is very rare"