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h2g2Fan 08-02-2003 11:13 AM

The Mystery of Stonehenge: Solved?
 
http://www.wam.umd.edu/~aaronak/stonehengepisa.jpg

Quite a few years before the B.C. / A.D. crossover, a couple of guys with nothing better to do (I think their names were Steve and Larry) decided it would be a great idea to gather a couple of stones at the Salisbury Plain in Wiltshire, England and arrange them in a very interesting and mysterious pattern. Now, this might not sound very impressive if it were not for the fact that the stones ranged in size from 4 to 60 tons and came from mountains hundreds of miles away. What's even more impressive is this whole operation was done by hand, since the Mack Truck hadn't been invented just yet. But what was the point, what was it all about?

After thousands of years, the world's best achaeologists, philosophers, anthropologists and UFO-ologists struggled to solve this mystery but have failed time after time. That is, until now. And because I have no interest in building this up any more... Stonehenge is a giant vagina.

niek 08-02-2003 05:19 PM

Oh I see, it all makes sense now, of course! A GIANT VAGINA!!!

08-02-2003 06:21 PM

i've seen bigger...

uber1 08-03-2003 11:51 AM

lol. good one

Conclamo Ludus 08-04-2003 05:15 PM

As I was reading it I thought it was quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever seen. After reading the last line I almost spit my beer out all over my monitor. Thanks for the chuckle! Made my day!


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