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Exit, pursued by a bear.
Hail Citizens!
Lets draw bears. Here's one to start us off... http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/...2e94490e_o.png RELEASE THE BEARS! |
It takes time to love the bear.
When I was a child I was convinced that a bear would burst into my room late one night and devour me, misting my walls and windows with my own blood and viscera. My grandfather convinced me that there were no child-eating bears in south Texas and if there were they would have come into town from the north and passed many plumper more juice-filled kids up the road. This helped. Later in this thread, if I still cheat death, I will draw my childhood vision for you. Now I just think they are underrated musicians. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3427/...d1d09c74_o.gif |
A fever above 100, when I was 6, had me hallucinating polar bears on the lawn.
I will post some bear art soon. |
What Ho One True Ring!
Any and all bear art is welcome in any feverish medium you desire. There is no expiration date for this thread. Art collaboration here is a lengthy process when it works at all. I am about fire up the scanner and reveal to you some bear doodle. |
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Does photography count as art in this case?
If so, here is my newest bear: http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AVc4Hr7zGDY/Sc...0319090812.jpg |
Oh yes, it counts.
I still long for the daffodil days of yore. Days when a bear tore you limb from limb and you LIKED IT. MM, people dressed as bears count double. Other animals dressed as bears are also encouraged. I'd like to point out that I especially like bears on bicycles. |
A bear is born.
Bears are hairy. My fingers are resting. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...e0004-17-1.jpg He needs spectacles. Astigmatism. |
That is not your average bear!
I think he is about to wink at me and then rend me limb from limb. My desire to embrace him is undiminished. I still have a couple of bears inside me clawing to get out. Until they do here's another old one I found with a bear in it... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...uppetdraft.jpg |
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy was not fuzzy, Was he? http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/315-nakedbear.jpg |
After looking at some photos of bears on bicycles this afternoon, I decided that this one best represents how a bear should behave when he is asked to put on a tutu and pedal a bike around in a circle.
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well, this one I will share, only because it has acquired that patina of innocence that comes from age...
never mind...the link's not working. |
I want to kiss that bear right on the mouth.
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Hail oh Masticorous Progenator and Unbenign One!
I just returned from a trek about the Eastern Regions of your United States and found this call for bears. I have two on file. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...terElement.jpg http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ourBear150.jpg If these are suitable for your thread, I am gladsome. However, if my bears lack a certain panache or unsettling subtext, I must needs delve into the Web of Dark Desire and capture alternative images to display before you. |
Kramus, you speak the unspoken language of bears fluently.
Now make one of those bears tear one of those birds limb from limb. It's how nature would want it. |
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beware the inner bear :oogle:
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this is a bear painting i did with fabric paint, sharpie, and a squeegee. the bear is about to rip apart the flower, petal by petal. and then the stalking bird will peck its little eyes out.
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Doodlebird, to me, you are a rare and beautiful bearded flower
and the next time I see you I will tear a few petals off as keepsakes. It is the time honored way of the bear. I need to go draw some more. |
Oh no you din't. You don't even know what you just started.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pyd6aIgDFF...0/bearface.jpg Expect to be eaten. Soon. |
The Russian Carpet-guy!
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Be very carefull not to play any bass-funk in his presence!
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Hail Snoogs!
Your return inspires me. I must draw you a bear. ...time passes... http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2256/...fafededa65.jpg Ta Da! Sorry I cut its bottom off. I should be torn limb from limb. |
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Thank you dearest Hamburger!
I searched far and wide over the project for a reason to return, and these threads have always been by far my favorites. Thank you for bringing me back! This playful bear is for you, old friend. "HA ha! It's all squishy inside!" |
Exit, pursued by a bear ON WHEELS!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/...95ba4867_m.jpg |
[quote=Giant Hamburger;2610969]What Ho One True Ring!
Any and all bear art is welcome in any feverish medium you desire. There is no expiration date for this thread. Art collaboration here is a lengthy process when it works at all. I am about fire up the scanner and reveal to you some bear doodle. Until then... wow cool:thumbsup: |
I drew a bear fighting an octopus but now I can't find it.
So for the time being just imagine it right below here... I hope to add it later when it turns up. |
in the meantime, let's study the anatomy of a common bear...
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...gummi-bear.jpg |
They fight for your pleasure!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3426/...68e281915e.jpg I draw pictures like this with crayon and pencil on scratch paper and put them in my kid's lunch. |
This would be especially cool if you were putting calamari in their lunch...
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I met a bear in Big Bend National Park.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2498/...949fe5c256.jpg I suspect he was an escaped circus bear from Mexico. I didn't see his bicycle. |
I just did some googling for bears... and all I came across were pictures of very hairy gentlemen in various states of undress.
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Adam vs Polar Bear
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just... wow!
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Hail Punches With Bears!
You should do a series where you systematically fight every known species of bear. You will become a legend. May I request you punching a Care Bear in the guts? It could be puking up rainbows. |
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Leon the Bear is a purchase ledger supervisor at a national book wholesaler
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I want to know more about Leon.
Does he ride a bicyle to work? |
The gods demand hot-hot octopus v. bear action immediately or they will be greatly angered and rain those salty Lunchables meat discs upon the early like some kind of awful pork-based manna. It's delicious, sure, until it starts smothering your pets and ruining grandmama's rose garden.
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Love finds a way...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2668/...47b275dc62.jpg |
Since the thread seems to have degenerated into anything about bears, my kids love this one (& #6 is only a few days late!):
Expedition Grizzly | Brutus and Me | Page 1 |
Brutus better hope he doesn't run into Strange_Famous
or he's going to get punched in the face. |
I am sending out the Bearbot1000 to find bear images.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2734/...1cd47768_m.jpg If you are approached by the Bearbot1000 please have bear imagery ready. If for any reason the Bearbot1000 begins to act aggressively, speak calmly so that it can identify you as human, and slowly back away. Do not attempt to outrun the Bearbot1000. Do not make prolonged eye-contact. |
Pub Bear thinks your jokes are funny.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2682/...e408597b27.jpg May they continue to be so. |
Gun Bear feels infringed
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4022/...654057ba68.jpg |
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Silly Pooh, that was no honey pot.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/...80e2b60bd2.jpg |
The unfortunate incident began with an unusual discovery in the 100 Acre Wood...
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4032/...cba70f5370.jpg |
These are swell.
Speaking of swelling, I think Piglet may have a thyroid condition. |
I know, E. H. Shepard's illustrations (of which I am basing my parody) are not as refined as Disney Co. There are many rough looking sketches in the stories which I prefer to the slick, modern cartoon style of the modern Pooh universe.
An example: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3RaT_8-tQ5.../s400/var1.jpg |
Oh yes, this is how I was introduced to these folks,
along with the Wind in the Willows & Charlotte's Web original cast. This old bear needs a bear hug. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...lain-bear8.jpg |
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This: Is not a Disney Botox treatment.
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Fairy Godbear...
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/...815745ef7a.jpg |
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Aw yeah, it's ON!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2648/...5ef7f26c_m.jpg *leaves trail of glitter out of thread |
We're here! We're Queer! We don't want anymore bears! ---Overheard at annual mustache parade
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It may be from my 9 to 5, but a hand-drawn bear nonetheless...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/...6757d156_o.jpg |
HUZZAH! You answered the call.
I was hoping to see your work in here, MC. You are a most welcome addition. |
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it's been too long GH... your bears are evolving far too quickly. they will soon destroy our planet, no doubt.
whilst in the galleries of Chelsea last weekend, i overheard mention of your pooh v alien work. truly amazing how such great works travel. oh... it was me talking about it. it belongs in a gallery. |
Doodlebird, it has been too long since we eaten flesh together!
I demand that you either draw me a bear or make me a sandwich and bring it to work. Here's a bear whilst I await your delicious response... http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1281/...f19dda9b6b.jpg |
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Fear the wrath of a mother pear!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4127/...4c4dccb1_z.jpg |
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