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Strange Famous · 11-23-2009, 01:53 PM

just... wow!

Giant Hamburger · 11-23-2009, 03:46 PM

Hail Punches With Bears!

You should do a series where you systematically fight every known species of bear.
You will become a legend.
May I request you punching a Care Bear in the guts?
It could be puking up rainbows.

Strange Famous · 11-28-2009, 02:02 AM

Leon the Bear is a purchase ledger supervisor at a national book wholesaler

Giant Hamburger · 11-29-2009, 09:25 PM

I want to know more about Leon.
Does he ride a bicyle to work?

Plan9 · 11-29-2009, 10:40 PM

The gods demand hot-hot octopus v. bear action immediately or they will be greatly angered and rain those salty Lunchables meat discs upon the early like some kind of awful pork-based manna. It's delicious, sure, until it starts smothering your pets and ruining grandmama's rose garden.

Giant Hamburger · 11-30-2009, 08:00 AM

Love finds a way...

GreyWolf · 11-30-2009, 08:47 AM

Since the thread seems to have degenerated into anything about bears, my kids love this one (& #6 is only a few days late!):

Expedition Grizzly | Brutus and Me | Page 1

Giant Hamburger · 11-30-2009, 11:48 AM

Brutus better hope he doesn't run into Strange_Famous
or he's going to get punched in the face.

Giant Hamburger · 12-07-2009, 08:25 AM

I am sending out the Bearbot1000 to find bear images.

If you are approached by the Bearbot1000 please have bear imagery ready.
If for any reason the Bearbot1000 begins to act aggressively,
speak calmly so that it can identify you as human, and slowly back away.
Do not attempt to outrun the Bearbot1000.
Do not make prolonged eye-contact.

Giant Hamburger · 01-11-2010, 08:40 AM

Pub Bear thinks your jokes are funny.

May they continue to be so.

Giant Hamburger · 01-13-2010, 07:49 AM

Gun Bear feels infringed

ring · 01-13-2010, 08:13 AM

"Look Mom! Food!"

Giant Hamburger · 01-20-2010, 08:16 AM

Silly Pooh, that was no honey pot.

Giant Hamburger · 01-21-2010, 09:50 AM

The unfortunate incident began with an unusual discovery in the 100 Acre Wood...

ring · 01-21-2010, 10:19 AM

These are swell.
Speaking of swelling,
I think Piglet may have a thyroid condition.

Giant Hamburger · 01-21-2010, 10:41 AM

I know, E. H. Shepard's illustrations (of which I am basing my parody) are not as refined as Disney Co. There are many rough looking sketches in the stories which I prefer to the slick, modern cartoon style of the modern Pooh universe.

An example:

ring · 01-21-2010, 11:09 AM

Oh yes, this is how I was introduced to these folks,
along with the Wind in the Willows & Charlotte's Web original cast.

This old bear needs a bear hug.

Giant Hamburger · 01-22-2010, 06:35 AM

ring · 01-24-2010, 09:31 AM

This: Is not a Disney Botox treatment.

Giant Hamburger · 02-17-2010, 08:07 AM

Fairy Godbear...

Glory's Sun · 02-18-2010, 05:25 AM

The Ultimate Showdown:

BearTigerThrowdown.jpg

Giant Hamburger · 02-18-2010, 07:57 AM

Aw yeah, it's ON!

*leaves trail of glitter out of thread

lionrock · 04-23-2010, 06:48 PM

We're here! We're Queer! We don't want anymore bears! ---Overheard at annual mustache parade

Giant Hamburger · 05-03-2010, 06:56 AM

We need more bear in here, stat.

Mister Coaster · 05-03-2010, 09:07 AM

It may be from my 9 to 5, but a hand-drawn bear nonetheless...

Giant Hamburger · 05-03-2010, 10:52 AM

HUZZAH! You answered the call.
I was hoping to see your work in here, MC.
You are a most welcome addition.

Giant Hamburger · 05-17-2010, 08:16 AM

doodlebird · 06-05-2010, 10:20 PM

it's been too long GH... your bears are evolving far too quickly. they will soon destroy our planet, no doubt.

whilst in the galleries of Chelsea last weekend, i overheard mention of your pooh v alien work. truly amazing how such great works travel. oh... it was me talking about it. it belongs in a gallery.

Giant Hamburger · 06-16-2010, 01:56 PM

Doodlebird, it has been too long since we eaten flesh together!
I demand that you either draw me a bear or make me a sandwich and bring it to work.

Here's a bear whilst I await your delicious response...

Giant Hamburger · 07-26-2010, 12:55 PM

Giant Hamburger · 08-12-2010, 09:39 AM

ring · 08-12-2010, 11:37 AM

Pooh's first prom?

http://izismile.com/2010/01/15/lion_...s_17_pics.html

Giant Hamburger · 10-04-2010, 11:59 AM

Fear the wrath of a mother pear!

ring · 10-05-2010, 11:35 AM

^Love it! ^

11-29-2009, 10:40 PM	#45 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	The gods demand hot-hot octopus v. bear action immediately or they will be greatly angered and rain those salty Lunchables meat discs upon the early like some kind of awful pork-based manna. It's delicious, sure, until it starts smothering your pets and ruining grandmama's rose garden. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-30-2009, 08:47 AM	#47 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	Since the thread seems to have degenerated into anything about bears, my kids love this one (& #6 is only a few days late!): Expedition Grizzly \| Brutus and Me \| Page 1 __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

05-03-2010, 09:07 AM	#65 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	It may be from my 9 to 5, but a hand-drawn bear nonetheless... __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

06-05-2010, 10:20 PM	#68 (permalink)
doodlebird pío pío Location: on a branch about to break	it's been too long GH... your bears are evolving far too quickly. they will soon destroy our planet, no doubt. whilst in the galleries of Chelsea last weekend, i overheard mention of your pooh v alien work. truly amazing how such great works travel. oh... it was me talking about it. it belongs in a gallery. __________________ xoxo doodle

11-23-2009, 03:46 PM	#42 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Punches With Bears! You should do a series where you systematically fight every known species of bear. You will become a legend. May I request you punching a Care Bear in the guts? It could be puking up rainbows.

11-29-2009, 09:25 PM	#44 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I want to know more about Leon. Does he ride a bicyle to work?

11-30-2009, 08:00 AM	#46 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Love finds a way...

11-30-2009, 11:48 AM	#48 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Brutus better hope he doesn't run into Strange_Famous or he's going to get punched in the face.

12-07-2009, 08:25 AM	#49 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I am sending out the Bearbot1000 to find bear images. If you are approached by the Bearbot1000 please have bear imagery ready. If for any reason the Bearbot1000 begins to act aggressively, speak calmly so that it can identify you as human, and slowly back away. Do not attempt to outrun the Bearbot1000. Do not make prolonged eye-contact.

01-11-2010, 08:40 AM	#50 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Pub Bear thinks your jokes are funny. May they continue to be so.

01-13-2010, 07:49 AM	#51 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Gun Bear feels infringed

01-13-2010, 08:13 AM	#52 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	*"Look Mom! Food!"*

01-20-2010, 08:16 AM	#53 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Silly Pooh, that was no honey pot.

01-21-2010, 09:50 AM	#54 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	The unfortunate incident began with an unusual discovery in the 100 Acre Wood...

02-18-2010, 05:25 AM	#61 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	The Ultimate Showdown: BearTigerThrowdown.jpg

01-21-2010, 10:19 AM	#55 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	These are swell. Speaking of swelling, I think Piglet may have a thyroid condition.

01-21-2010, 10:41 AM	#56 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I know, E. H. Shepard's illustrations (of which I am basing my parody) are not as refined as Disney Co. There are many rough looking sketches in the stories which I prefer to the slick, modern cartoon style of the modern Pooh universe. An example:

01-21-2010, 11:09 AM	#57 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Oh yes, this is how I was introduced to these folks, along with the Wind in the Willows & Charlotte's Web original cast. This old bear needs a bear hug.

01-22-2010, 06:35 AM	#58 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

01-24-2010, 09:31 AM	#59 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	*This:* Is not a Disney Botox treatment.

02-17-2010, 08:07 AM	#60 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Fairy Godbear...

02-18-2010, 07:57 AM	#62 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Aw yeah, it's ON! *leaves trail of glitter out of thread

04-23-2010, 06:48 PM	#63 (permalink)
lionrock Insane	We're here! We're Queer! We don't want anymore bears! ---Overheard at annual mustache parade

05-03-2010, 06:56 AM	#64 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	We need more bear in here, stat.

05-03-2010, 10:52 AM	#66 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	HUZZAH! You answered the call. I was hoping to see your work in here, MC. You are a most welcome addition.

05-17-2010, 08:16 AM	#67 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

06-16-2010, 01:56 PM	#69 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Doodlebird, it has been too long since we eaten flesh together! I demand that you either draw me a bear or make me a sandwich and bring it to work. Here's a bear whilst I await your delicious response...

07-26-2010, 12:55 PM	#70 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

08-12-2010, 09:39 AM	#71 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

08-12-2010, 11:37 AM	#72 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Pooh's first prom? http://izismile.com/2010/01/15/lion_...s_17_pics.html

10-04-2010, 11:59 AM	#73 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Fear the wrath of a mother pear!

10-05-2010, 11:35 AM	#74 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	^Love it! ^