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Giant Hamburger · 03-17-2009, 02:33 PM

Hail Citizens!

Lets draw bears.

Here's one to start us off...

RELEASE THE BEARS!

Giant Hamburger · 03-19-2009, 08:14 AM

It takes time to love the bear.

When I was a child I was convinced that a bear would burst into my room late one night and devour me, misting my walls and windows with my own blood and viscera.

My grandfather convinced me that there were no child-eating bears in south Texas and if there were they would have come into town from the north and passed many plumper more juice-filled kids up the road. This helped.

Later in this thread, if I still cheat death, I will draw my childhood vision for you.

Now I just think they are underrated musicians.

ring · 03-19-2009, 01:08 PM

A fever above 100, when I was 6, had me hallucinating polar bears on the lawn.

I will post some bear art soon.

Giant Hamburger · 03-19-2009, 01:53 PM

What Ho One True Ring!

Any and all bear art is welcome in any feverish medium you desire.
There is no expiration date for this thread.

Art collaboration here is a lengthy process when it works at all.
I am about fire up the scanner and reveal to you some bear doodle.

mixedmedia · 03-19-2009, 02:25 PM

Meditrina · 03-19-2009, 04:51 PM

Does photography count as art in this case?

If so, here is my newest bear:

Giant Hamburger · 03-20-2009, 04:52 AM

Oh yes, it counts.
I still long for the daffodil days of yore.
Days when a bear tore you limb from limb and you LIKED IT.

MM, people dressed as bears count double.
Other animals dressed as bears are also encouraged.
I'd like to point out that I especially like bears on bicycles.

ring · 03-20-2009, 09:51 AM

A bear is born.
Bears are hairy.
My fingers are resting.

He needs spectacles.
Astigmatism.

Giant Hamburger · 03-21-2009, 05:36 AM

That is not your average bear!

I think he is about to wink at me
and then rend me limb from limb.
My desire to embrace him is undiminished.

I still have a couple of bears inside me clawing to get out.
Until they do here's another old one I found with a bear in it...

mixedmedia · 03-21-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Oh yes, it counts.
I still long for the daffodil days of yore.
Days when a bear tore you limb from limb and you LIKED IT.

MM, people dressed as bears count double.
Other animals dressed as bears are also encouraged.
I'd like to point out that I especially like bears on bicycles.

well, I don't have any of my own photographs of bears and I can't draw worth a crap. but I do have a talent for finding weird images on the internet....bears on bicycles, eh? I like challenges.

Lucifer · 03-21-2009, 01:42 PM

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy was not fuzzy,
Was he?

mixedmedia · 03-21-2009, 02:50 PM

After looking at some photos of bears on bicycles this afternoon, I decided that this one best represents how a bear should behave when he is asked to put on a tutu and pedal a bike around in a circle.

ring · 03-22-2009, 06:50 AM

indeed yes

mixedmedia · 03-22-2009, 07:16 AM

well, this one I will share, only because it has acquired that patina of innocence that comes from age...

B/W 1955 PAN woman on bicycle holding onto bear riding bicycle in circus / woman

never mind...the link's not working.

Giant Hamburger · 03-23-2009, 06:49 AM

I want to kiss that bear right on the mouth.

kramus · 03-23-2009, 07:38 AM

Hail oh Masticorous Progenator and Unbenign One!

I just returned from a trek about the Eastern Regions of your United States and found this call for bears. I have two on file.

If these are suitable for your thread, I am gladsome. However, if my bears lack a certain panache or unsettling subtext, I must needs delve into the Web of Dark Desire and capture alternative images to display before you.

Giant Hamburger · 03-23-2009, 10:52 AM

Kramus, you speak the unspoken language of bears fluently.

Now make one of those bears tear one of those birds limb from limb.

It's how nature would want it.

kramus · 04-02-2009, 05:16 PM

beware the inner bear

Bear Cub · 04-02-2009, 06:16 PM

Fly · 04-12-2009, 06:57 AM

rainbow???

Crack · 04-27-2009, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear Cub

Why don't you have a seat over there?

doodlebird · 04-27-2009, 08:25 AM

this is a bear painting i did with fabric paint, sharpie, and a squeegee. the bear is about to rip apart the flower, petal by petal. and then the stalking bird will peck its little eyes out.

Giant Hamburger · 04-27-2009, 09:14 AM

Doodlebird, to me, you are a rare and beautiful bearded flower
and the next time I see you I will tear a few petals off as keepsakes.
It is the time honored way of the bear.

I need to go draw some more.

Poppinjay · 04-27-2009, 09:55 AM

Oh no you din't. You don't even know what you just started.

Expect to be eaten. Soon.

Snoogans · 06-11-2009, 05:51 AM

Be very carefull not to play any bass-funk in his presence!

Giant Hamburger · 06-11-2009, 06:12 AM

Hail Snoogs!

Your return inspires me.
I must draw you a bear.

...time passes...

Ta Da!

Sorry I cut its bottom off.
I should be torn limb from limb.

Charlatan · 06-11-2009, 04:22 PM

Snoogans · 06-12-2009, 01:03 AM

Thank you dearest Hamburger!
I searched far and wide over the project for a reason to return, and these threads have always been by far my favorites.
Thank you for bringing me back!

This playful bear is for you, old friend.

"HA ha! It's all squishy inside!"

Giant Hamburger · 06-12-2009, 11:15 AM

Exit, pursued by a bear ON WHEELS!

Kasey · 09-02-2009, 04:28 PM

[quote=Giant Hamburger;2610969]What Ho One True Ring!

Any and all bear art is welcome in any feverish medium you desire.
There is no expiration date for this thread.

Art collaboration here is a lengthy process when it works at all.
I am about fire up the scanner and reveal to you some bear doodle.

Until then...

wow cool

Giant Hamburger · 09-03-2009, 11:17 AM

I drew a bear fighting an octopus but now I can't find it.

So for the time being just imagine it right below here...

I hope to add it later when it turns up.

mixedmedia · 09-03-2009, 11:25 AM

in the meantime, let's study the anatomy of a common bear...

Giant Hamburger · 09-09-2009, 08:02 AM

They fight for your pleasure!

I draw pictures like this with crayon and pencil on scratch paper
and put them in my kid's lunch.

Charlatan · 09-09-2009, 04:28 PM

This would be especially cool if you were putting calamari in their lunch...

Giant Hamburger · 10-28-2009, 08:57 AM

I met a bear in Big Bend National Park.

I suspect he was an escaped circus bear from Mexico.
I didn't see his bicycle.

Charlatan · 10-28-2009, 04:32 PM

I just did some googling for bears... and all I came across were pictures of very hairy gentlemen in various states of undress.

Sadly none of them were wrestling giant cephalopods...

---------- Post added at 08:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:04 AM ----------

LINK

Quote:

Ice skating bear kills Russian circus hand

MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan, killing one of them, Kyrgyz officials said Friday.

In the incident, which happened Thursday, the 5-year-old animal killed the circus administrator, Dmitry Potapov, and mauled an animal trainer, who was attempting to rescue him.

"The incident occurred during a rehearsal by the Russian state circus company troupe which was performing in Bishkek with the program, Bears on Ice," Ministry of Culture and Information director Kurmangazy Isanayev told reporters.

It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. Medical personnel were unable to save Potapov, who died at the scene.

The 29-year-old circus trainer Yevgeny Popov, who attempted to rescue Potapov, was also severely injured, according to doctors.

"The victim has sustained serious injuries - deep scalp lacerations, bruising of the brain, lacerations on his body. His condition is considered critical," Dr. Gulnara Tashibekova told reporters on Russian state television.

After the incident, the circus was cordoned off by police and emergency service workers. Experts have been brought in to examine the bear, which was shot and died at the scene.

Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey. Fatal attacks are unusual

kramus · 10-28-2009, 05:24 PM

clavus · 11-02-2009, 03:31 PM

Strange Famous · 11-04-2009, 11:37 AM

Adam vs Polar Bear

Giant Hamburger · 11-05-2009, 09:31 AM

Welcome to the bear thread Strange Famous.

03-17-2009, 02:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Exit, pursued by a bear. Hail Citizens! Lets draw bears. Here's one to start us off... RELEASE THE BEARS!

03-19-2009, 01:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	What Ho One True Ring! Any and all bear art is welcome in any feverish medium you desire. There is no expiration date for this thread. Art collaboration here is a lengthy process when it works at all. I am about fire up the scanner and reveal to you some bear doodle. Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 02-26-2010 at 10:25 AM..

03-19-2009, 02:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	__________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

03-19-2009, 04:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Meditrina Junkie Location: LI,NY	Does photography count as art in this case? If so, here is my newest bear: __________________ "Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles." ~Alex Karras

03-20-2009, 09:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	A bear is born. Bears are hairy. My fingers are resting. He needs spectacles. Astigmatism. Last edited by ring; 03-20-2009 at 09:56 AM..

03-19-2009, 08:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	It takes time to love the bear. When I was a child I was convinced that a bear would burst into my room late one night and devour me, misting my walls and windows with my own blood and viscera. My grandfather convinced me that there were no child-eating bears in south Texas and if there were they would have come into town from the north and passed many plumper more juice-filled kids up the road. This helped. Later in this thread, if I still cheat death, I will draw my childhood vision for you. Now I just think they are underrated musicians.

03-19-2009, 01:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	A fever above 100, when I was 6, had me hallucinating polar bears on the lawn. I will post some bear art soon.

03-20-2009, 04:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Oh yes, it counts. I still long for the daffodil days of yore. Days when a bear tore you limb from limb and you LIKED IT. MM, people dressed as bears count double. Other animals dressed as bears are also encouraged. I'd like to point out that I especially like bears on bicycles.

03-21-2009, 05:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	That is not your average bear! I think he is about to wink at me and then rend me limb from limb. My desire to embrace him is undiminished. I still have a couple of bears inside me clawing to get out. Until they do here's another old one I found with a bear in it...

03-21-2009, 01:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy was not fuzzy, Was he? __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

03-21-2009, 02:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	After looking at some photos of bears on bicycles this afternoon, I decided that this one best represents how a bear should behave when he is asked to put on a tutu and pedal a bike around in a circle. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce Last edited by mixedmedia; 03-22-2009 at 07:14 AM.. Reason: changed spelling of pedal...dumbass

03-22-2009, 06:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	indeed yes

03-23-2009, 06:49 AM	#15 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I want to kiss that bear right on the mouth.

03-23-2009, 07:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Hail oh Masticorous Progenator and Unbenign One! I just returned from a trek about the Eastern Regions of your United States and found this call for bears. I have two on file. If these are suitable for your thread, I am gladsome. However, if my bears lack a certain panache or unsettling subtext, I must needs delve into the Web of Dark Desire and capture alternative images to display before you. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

03-23-2009, 10:52 AM	#17 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Kramus, you speak the unspoken language of bears fluently. Now make one of those bears tear one of those birds limb from limb. It's how nature would want it.

04-02-2009, 06:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	__________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

04-12-2009, 06:57 AM	#20 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	rainbow??? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-27-2009, 09:14 AM	#23 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Doodlebird, to me, you are a rare and beautiful bearded flower and the next time I see you I will tear a few petals off as keepsakes. It is the time honored way of the bear. I need to go draw some more.

04-27-2009, 09:55 AM	#24 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Oh no you din't. You don't even know what you just started. Expect to be eaten. Soon. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

06-11-2009, 06:12 AM	#26 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Snoogs! Your return inspires me. I must draw you a bear. ...time passes... Ta Da! Sorry I cut its bottom off. I should be torn limb from limb. Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 06-11-2009 at 07:21 AM..

06-11-2009, 04:22 PM	#27 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	__________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-12-2009, 11:15 AM	#29 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Exit, pursued by a bear ON WHEELS!

09-02-2009, 04:28 PM	#30 (permalink)
Kasey Upright Location: China	[quote=Giant Hamburger;2610969]What Ho One True Ring! Any and all bear art is welcome in any feverish medium you desire. There is no expiration date for this thread. Art collaboration here is a lengthy process when it works at all. I am about fire up the scanner and reveal to you some bear doodle. Until then... wow cool

09-03-2009, 11:17 AM	#31 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I drew a bear fighting an octopus but now I can't find it. So for the time being just imagine it right below here... I hope to add it later when it turns up.

09-03-2009, 11:25 AM	#32 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	in the meantime, let's study the anatomy of a common bear... __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

09-09-2009, 08:02 AM	#33 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	They fight for your pleasure! I draw pictures like this with crayon and pencil on scratch paper and put them in my kid's lunch. Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 09-09-2009 at 08:05 AM..

09-09-2009, 04:28 PM	#34 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	This would be especially cool if you were putting calamari in their lunch... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-28-2009, 08:57 AM	#35 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I met a bear in Big Bend National Park. I suspect he was an escaped circus bear from Mexico. I didn't see his bicycle.

10-28-2009, 05:24 PM	#37 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	__________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

11-02-2009, 03:31 PM	#38 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	__________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

11-05-2009, 09:31 AM	#40 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Welcome to the bear thread Strange Famous.