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Giant Hamburger · 02-11-2009, 02:49 PM

Alas, I am sorry. You are too late.

There are certain things you cannot put off.

Feel free to express to me here your love/hatred of all things clown.
You may do this with words, pictures, pheromones, etc.

Perhaps later, I will post more things here.
This thread may go the way of the clown.

Let this be a warning to other clowns.
I am watching you watching me and I KNOW YOUR SECRET.

Plan9 · 02-11-2009, 02:56 PM

"Are you coulrophobic, little boy?"

"No, I just hate clowns."

===================

Famous Dead Clown:

===================

Though, let us not forget that:

noodle · 02-11-2009, 03:17 PM

Thank you for making the world have one less clown in it.
They always make me think of John Wayne Gacy.
And this ridiculous ass I worked with one time who called himself, Mickle the Pickle.
I swear he's in jail somwhere for something nefarious.
Clowns creep me out.

Giant Hamburger · 02-11-2009, 03:22 PM

Severed clown heads are conversation starters.

They get people off the couch and outside.

THEY STRENGTHEN COMMUNITIES!

This world needs a fresh infusion of disembodied clowns.

You know what you need to do.

dd3953 · 02-11-2009, 03:29 PM

with a title like that, how could I not look. and while I don't have a problem with clowns, nor did I really wanna save one, I'm happy I looked. Somethings truly are certain things you cannot put off.

Giant Hamburger · 02-11-2009, 03:58 PM

I am happy that you are happy and may that collective happiness permeate all those that surround us.

Except for the clowns that watch you at night and smell you hair while you are sleeping.

Would you eat food served by a clown?

I probably would but that's me. I eat things.

Baraka_Guru · 02-11-2009, 04:57 PM

CinnamonGirl · 02-11-2009, 05:02 PM

These pictures are going to give me nightmares. *hides*

ryfo · 02-11-2009, 05:18 PM

that clown meat is just wrong!

snowy · 02-11-2009, 05:27 PM

At first, I thought it was a mistake to have come into this thread...especially after seeing Crompsin's contribution. But the clown meat made up for it.

And here is a picture of the one clown I'm not afraid of:

Tully Mars · 02-11-2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Odd, 80% pork yet taste like chicken.

Plan9 · 02-11-2009, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onesnowyowl

At first, I thought it was a mistake to have come into this thread...especially after seeing Crompsin's contribution.

What? I gotta post the obvious: Pennywise.

...

You should be afraid of Ronald. He kills people with heart disease.

Baraka_Guru · 02-11-2009, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

You should be afraid of Ronald. He kills people with heart disease.

777 · 02-11-2009, 07:48 PM

Personally, I'm clown neutral, but I met a wiccan girl that is actually afraid of them, lol

ring · 02-11-2009, 08:22 PM

The first clown I had the misfortune of meeting,
in the fleshlike, at the Baraboo Circus,
had breath that smelled like a combination of formaldehyde and rotten prune juice,
and his eyes were as yellow as his teeth.

My parents agreed.

They sent me to bed with lots of supper,
three cookies, a glass of warm milk,
and 20 milligrams of Valium.

JumpinJesus · 02-11-2009, 08:29 PM

Clowns frighten me.

Especially this one:

Plan9 · 02-11-2009, 08:31 PM

Oh-god-oh-god-oh-god.

Aaah, I'm not going to sleep tonight.

777 · 02-11-2009, 11:00 PM

Who's afraid of Krusty?

Hulu - The Simpsons: Send in the Clowns

Hulu - The Simpsons: Krusty: "Send In the Clowns"

Charlatan · 02-12-2009, 05:49 AM

Send in the clowns...

Giant Hamburger · 02-12-2009, 07:59 AM

Clowns need love too

after which you should cut off their heads.

NEVER FORGET!

kramus · 02-12-2009, 08:22 AM

Just round them up.

I'm sure lifers would use them for comic relief.

Not that I have a problem with clowns. It's the cars they drive that creep me out.

powerclown · 02-12-2009, 08:55 AM

Clowns are human beings!! Leave clowns alone!!
I am very, very disappointed with you people.

Giant Hamburger · 02-12-2009, 08:57 AM

Powerclown, if you were here with me right now I would buy you lunch
and then cut your head off.

JumpinJesus · 02-12-2009, 09:02 AM

I will sic my posse on you:

powerclown · 02-12-2009, 09:22 AM

I would advise Clown Terror Psychotherapy sessions for the lot of you.
Five times a week, to begin with. Along with 2000mg of Librium thrice daily.

Giant Hamburger · 02-12-2009, 09:30 AM

The only clowns I want to see with their heads still attached
are ghost clowns

and then I want to cut off their ghost heads.
Just to be sure.

kramus · 02-12-2009, 09:42 AM

I have the greatest respect for you, Giant Hamburger, but the possibility exists that you could be biting off even more than you can chew. There are unattached clown heads out there that can make me, well, a tad nervous.

powerclown · 02-12-2009, 09:45 AM

The clown-hate is overpowering this thread. Things are taking an ugly turn.
I can see this is fruitless.
I have just one thing to say at this juncture:

LoganSnake · 02-12-2009, 04:35 PM

Sweet Tooth will cut out your heart.

CinnamonGirl · 02-12-2009, 05:51 PM

AAAAAHHHHH! Why do I keep looking?

ngdawg · 02-12-2009, 05:59 PM

Thank you, Clavus:

mixedmedia · 02-12-2009, 06:13 PM

Marcel Marceau says:

'Fuck you all and your dumbfuck clowns, too.'

Plan9 · 02-12-2009, 06:17 PM

Actually, he doesn't say anything.

mixedmedia · 02-12-2009, 06:21 PM

oh yes he does. he says plenty.

Plan9 · 02-12-2009, 06:45 PM

Mimes should never [not] talk with their mouths full. Especially if they're eating clown meat.

mixedmedia · 02-12-2009, 06:46 PM

your mime is inferior.

Plan9 · 02-12-2009, 06:49 PM

I've never seen a clown take himself seriously until I met:

If I was him, they'd make a movie about what I did when I looked in the mirror and call it:

Clowns have a lot of power. I mean, we had one running the country recently!

blahblah454 · 02-12-2009, 07:12 PM

JJ nice Killer Klowns from Outer Space pic

inBOIL · 02-13-2009, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

I will sic my posse on you:

Are they insane?

Charlatan · 02-13-2009, 10:49 PM

The saddest of all mimes...

Baptiste

02-11-2009, 02:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	If you do not look at this I will kill a clown. Alas, I am sorry. You are too late. There are certain things you cannot put off. Feel free to express to me here your love/hatred of all things clown. You may do this with words, pictures, pheromones, etc. Perhaps later, I will post more things here. This thread may go the way of the clown. Let this be a warning to other clowns. I am watching you watching me and I KNOW YOUR SECRET.

02-11-2009, 02:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	"Are you coulrophobic, little boy?" "No, I just hate clowns." =================== Famous Dead Clown: =================== Though, let us not forget that: __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-11-2009 at 03:07 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

02-11-2009, 03:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
dd3953 Psycho: By Choice Location: dd.land	with a title like that, how could I not look. and while I don't have a problem with clowns, nor did I really wanna save one, I'm happy I looked. Somethings truly are certain things you cannot put off. __________________ [Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

02-11-2009, 04:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	__________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

02-11-2009, 05:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	These pictures are going to give me nightmares. hides __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

02-11-2009, 03:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Severed clown heads are conversation starters. They get people off the couch and outside. THEY STRENGTHEN COMMUNITIES! This world needs a fresh infusion of disembodied clowns. You know what you need to do.

02-11-2009, 03:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I am happy that you are happy and may that collective happiness permeate all those that surround us. Except for the clowns that watch you at night and smell you hair while you are sleeping. Would you eat food served by a clown? I probably would but that's me. I eat things.

02-11-2009, 05:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
ryfo Psycho Location: melbourne australia	that clown meat is just wrong!

02-11-2009, 05:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	At first, I thought it was a mistake to have come into this thread...especially after seeing Crompsin's contribution. But the clown meat made up for it. And here is a picture of the one clown I'm not afraid of: __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau Last edited by Tully Mars; 02-11-2009 at 06:37 PM.. Reason: Image not showing

02-11-2009, 07:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Personally, I'm clown neutral, but I met a wiccan girl that is actually afraid of them, lol __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

02-11-2009, 08:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	The first clown I had the misfortune of meeting, in the fleshlike, at the Baraboo Circus, had breath that smelled like a combination of formaldehyde and rotten prune juice, and his eyes were as yellow as his teeth. My parents agreed. They sent me to bed with lots of supper, three cookies, a glass of warm milk, and 20 milligrams of Valium.

02-11-2009, 08:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Clowns frighten me. Especially this one: __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

02-11-2009, 08:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Oh-god-oh-god-oh-god. Aaah, I'm not going to sleep tonight. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

02-11-2009, 11:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Who's afraid of Krusty? Hulu - The Simpsons: Send in the Clowns Hulu - The Simpsons: Krusty: "Send In the Clowns" __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

02-12-2009, 05:49 AM	#19 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Send in the clowns... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-12-2009, 07:59 AM	#20 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Clowns need love too after which you should cut off their heads. NEVER FORGET!

02-12-2009, 08:55 AM	#22 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	Clowns are human beings!! Leave clowns alone!! I am very, very disappointed with you people.

02-12-2009, 08:57 AM	#23 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Powerclown, if you were here with me right now I would buy you lunch and then cut your head off.

02-12-2009, 09:02 AM	#24 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	I will sic my posse on you: __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

02-12-2009, 09:22 AM	#25 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	I would advise Clown Terror Psychotherapy sessions for the lot of you. Five times a week, to begin with. Along with 2000mg of Librium thrice daily.

02-12-2009, 09:30 AM	#26 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	The only clowns I want to see with their heads still attached are ghost clowns and then I want to cut off their ghost heads. Just to be sure.

02-12-2009, 09:45 AM	#28 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	The clown-hate is overpowering this thread. Things are taking an ugly turn. I can see this is fruitless. I have just one thing to say at this juncture:

02-12-2009, 04:35 PM	#29 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Sweet Tooth will cut out your heart. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

02-12-2009, 05:51 PM	#30 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	AAAAAHHHHH! Why do I keep looking? __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

02-12-2009, 05:59 PM	#31 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Thank you, Clavus: __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

02-12-2009, 06:13 PM	#32 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Marcel Marceau says: 'Fuck you all and your dumbfuck clowns, too.' __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

02-12-2009, 06:17 PM	#33 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Actually, he doesn't say anything. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

02-12-2009, 06:21 PM	#34 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	oh yes he does. he says plenty. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

02-12-2009, 06:45 PM	#35 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Mimes should never [not] talk with their mouths full. Especially if they're eating clown meat. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

02-12-2009, 06:46 PM	#36 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	your mime is inferior. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

02-12-2009, 06:49 PM	#37 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I've never seen a clown take himself seriously until I met: If I was him, they'd make a movie about what I did when I looked in the mirror and call it: Clowns have a lot of power. I mean, we had one running the country recently! __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-12-2009 at 06:52 PM..

02-12-2009, 07:12 PM	#38 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	JJ nice Killer Klowns from Outer Space pic

02-13-2009, 10:49 PM	#40 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The saddest of all mimes... Baptiste __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke