Fortnightly Assignment - Juxta...WTF?! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

clavus · 09-29-2006, 09:22 PM

And the randomly selected winner is...

"Juxtapose disparate ideas in an ironic or surreallistic paradigm. With boobies."

Holy shit.

Sun Tzu · 09-30-2006, 10:04 AM

I hit my dictionary for a couple of those, and still left without a visual. This should be interesting.

clavus · 10-01-2006, 10:10 PM

Hardened alloy warships ships of the Bullhead Nebulons stand in stark contrast to the gentle curves of the Boobie world and her soft, curvy inhabitants. The embattled planet orbits a brown dwarf the locals call "Coffe Cup Ring."

If Giant Hamberger doesn't participate this time, it would be a damn shame.

Snoogans · 10-05-2006, 02:05 AM

Let's see if I got this right.

to place close together or side by side, esp. for comparison or contrast.

distinct in kind; essentially different; dissimilar: disparate ideas.

a set of forms all of which contain a particular element, esp.
the set of all inflected forms based on a single stem or theme.

To some people they are quite surreal.

And you can see a small part of Buddah's man-boob.

clavus · 10-06-2006, 02:45 PM

Nice work, snoog.

Nice man boob

Where are Jesus' hand holes?

Snoogans · 10-08-2006, 05:08 AM

they healed, and he got laser-corrective surgery to remove the scars

vermin · 10-08-2006, 08:44 AM

Oops! forgot the boobies.
Suggestion for next time: Pigglets

Snoogans · 10-12-2006, 07:40 PM

suggestion: evil genius

clavus · 10-12-2006, 10:17 PM

Next suggestion: Evil Genius

Giant Hamburger · 10-16-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clavus

If Giant Hamberger doesn't participate this time, it would be a damn shame.

I will attempt to pleasure the Clavus with this...

I am a bit rusty from disuse.

clavus · 10-16-2006, 08:09 PM

I am pleasured. Thank you. Gimme a suggestion for next week. I shall attempt to pull myself out of my flexiril-induced coma tomorrow and pick a new subject.

(Is that a tusk or a smile?)

Giant Hamburger · 10-17-2006, 03:40 AM

Hail Clavus!

It is but a single tear the pig has shed.

I suggest... bellies

09-29-2006, 09:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Fortnightly Assignment - Juxta...WTF?! And the randomly selected winner is... "Juxtapose disparate ideas in an ironic or surreallistic paradigm. With boobies." Holy shit. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

09-30-2006, 10:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	I hit my dictionary for a couple of those, and still left without a visual. This should be interesting. __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

10-01-2006, 10:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Hardened alloy warships ships of the Bullhead Nebulons stand in stark contrast to the gentle curves of the Boobie world and her soft, curvy inhabitants. The embattled planet orbits a brown dwarf the locals call "Coffe Cup Ring." If Giant Hamberger doesn't participate this time, it would be a damn shame. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free. Last edited by clavus; 10-01-2006 at 10:11 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

10-06-2006, 02:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Nice work, snoog. Nice man boob Where are Jesus' hand holes? __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

10-08-2006, 05:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	they healed, and he got laser-corrective surgery to remove the scars __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

10-08-2006, 08:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Oops! forgot the boobies. Suggestion for next time: Pigglets __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst. Last edited by vermin; 09-01-2008 at 12:20 AM..

10-12-2006, 07:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	suggestion: evil genius __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is. Last edited by Snoogans; 10-13-2006 at 02:07 AM..

10-12-2006, 10:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Next suggestion: Evil Genius __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

10-16-2006, 08:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	I am pleasured. Thank you. Gimme a suggestion for next week. I shall attempt to pull myself out of my flexiril-induced coma tomorrow and pick a new subject. (Is that a tusk or a smile?) __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

10-17-2006, 03:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Clavus! It is but a single tear the pig has shed. I suggest... bellies