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Old 03-05-2006, 09:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Rubber Ducky

Does he float?
No. He's a sub.

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Old 03-05-2006, 10:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahhahahahahah I think I wet myself laughing.

Great clavus...
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh gosh hehehehehe thats fantastic....just what I needed to start a dreary monday morning off heheheheheheh
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

you worry me Clavus...
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Old 03-06-2006, 06:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Awesome...

Definitely got a chuckle out of me even though I'm half-awake.
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Old 03-06-2006, 06:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Sick, just sick. Perfect.
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Old 03-06-2006, 06:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You need help, clavus. Extensive...professional...help.

But, don't seek it. We love you just the way you are.
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Old 03-06-2006, 06:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Wait!

Ducks have nipples!!??!?!

I want some duck milk in my coffee, please.
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Old 03-06-2006, 07:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Wait!

Ducks have nipples!!??!?!
.
they have breasts -- so they must have nipples somewhere under all the feathers...
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Old 03-06-2006, 07:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You look for them then... I'd rather have a nice confit.
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Old 03-06-2006, 09:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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they have breasts --
Actually, a duck has only one breast.... kind of like Nancy Reagan.
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Old 03-06-2006, 09:26 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Thank you for letting me use it as my avatar Clavus!!!!
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Clavus...uh...I love your brain!
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Old 03-06-2006, 01:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Groan...

Ok, ok, I'll admit it was punny.
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
Femme Fatale
 
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Kinky!

Is it available on a Tee as well?
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:08 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I wish.

Threadless.com wouldn't put it on their site. I need an agent.

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Old 06-22-2006, 10:27 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Pffshh...their loss! I'm about to order some special printed tees from Germany - Maybe they'll be willing to put it on theirs?
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:43 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That's really funny, Clavus. Don't know how I missed it.
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Old 06-30-2006, 07:12 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Well I'm laughing but It never made me wet myself. ..falling asleep drunk in the chair earlier with my little finger dangling in a bowl of ice-water made me do that.

Damn those students upstairs!!

Great work btw.
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:26 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Actually, a duck has only one breast.... kind of like Nancy Reagan.
The cartoon is great, but *that* knocked me off my chair.
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Old 07-14-2006, 04:13 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I can't believe threadless wouldn't take it!! They have some pretty out there tees. It would sell like hotcakes - maybe you could make a special TFP edition and offer it to us? Is that allowed on TFP?
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Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
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Old 07-16-2006, 09:51 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Hahahaha

Best rubber ducky I've ever seen.
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