NameThat Body Part - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ngdawg · 10-21-2005, 07:57 PM

OK, ladies!
We all know the words used...cunt, twat, pussy, etc....some are ok, some are gross...some just can't be used in mixed company without shocked looks, so....here's the deal
We need a new word!! It can be a made-up one or maybe one that normally would be used for some other object, but could apply to our wonderous cuntwapussy

The first 20 posts after this will be suggested words. After that we will vote.
Winner of the favorite word gets a pack of 4 Angiedawg original notecards

We need a cut-off, so let's say by November 30th? Get those thinking strap-ons on and name that body part!

Ananas · 10-21-2005, 08:04 PM

I've always disliked the words you mentioned in your post, mainly because most are used in a derogatory way. The word I use --and like-- is punani (pronounced poo -nah -nee).

sillygirl · 10-21-2005, 08:41 PM

fuzzy snapdragon

SiN · 10-22-2005, 05:35 AM

anything that uses any reference to hair (as in fuzzy) is useless to the large population of women who remove the hair from their naughty bits

eh, I don't otherwise have any suggestions, unfortunately.

i think the most important thing, is that we have words that easily come out of the mouth whilst getting busy. As in, sexoring and stuff.

snowy · 10-22-2005, 06:31 AM

I call mine my snoochie-coochie, or just snooch or cooch, or coochie, or snoochie...

Just depends...

Rubyee · 10-22-2005, 12:05 PM

I have heard it referred to once as a wet-cave.

I like front crack. Not dirty or derrogotary. I think it is the term I used as a child, for example: "Mom! I started growing hair on my front crack!"

I don't know if I ever really said that, but it worked for an example.

Sugarmouse · 10-22-2005, 12:33 PM

spunk skip:-)

sure that is a lil derogatory in some women's eyes.

flower...i just call mine the centre of my universe.lol

but my all time favourite has to be Muff!

ShaniFaye · 10-22-2005, 01:31 PM

I use the always unimaginative hoohoo

raeanna74 · 10-22-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

I use the always unimaginative hoohoo

Hubby likes the term - Hooha. Close enough. I like it too.

pandafaye · 10-22-2005, 02:51 PM

I had this conversation with my boyfriend a while back. He started throwing out some ridiculous metaphors and names. My favorite was "the oven," because then we could use the phrase "You just preheated my oven," meaning "you just made me really horny." It makes me laugh, but doesn't break the mood. Heh. (At least for me.)

wikkachik · 10-22-2005, 07:09 PM

what about something like southern lass... that way you can talk about it in public and not get too embarrassed around other people... or maybe not. I don't know, not very sexy is it though?

Atropos4 · 10-24-2005, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raeanna74

Hubby likes the term - Hooha. Close enough. I like it too.

I was going to suggest hooha. haha

I also like cookie

serlindsipity · 10-24-2005, 09:22 PM

i like yoni - its Hindu derived and far from derogitory, becuase it is sacred just like the lingham (penis)

little_tippler · 10-25-2005, 04:25 AM

----------------- fanny

noodle · 10-25-2005, 05:36 PM

My ex used to call it "Mine". Big dork. As in "I'm gonne get some of mine tonight." But, it worked for both of us.

It's still Mine.

*Nikki* · 10-25-2005, 05:38 PM

We use HooHoo at work a lot. We have to examine that part sometimes on dogs and cats and it works much better to say "We need to check out Spot's HooHoo".

Sugar&Spice · 10-25-2005, 06:22 PM

I pretty much just call it a "giner". Sort of slang for vagina. I have also heard it called a front butt.

cellophanedeity · 10-25-2005, 07:06 PM

In real life I call it a cunt. On line I call it my "lady bits"

I'm liking the giner though... Reminds me of what they'd call it up North. haha

^_^

Sultana · 10-25-2005, 07:26 PM

I occasionally use "cootch", likely derived from "hootchie cootch" or some such thing. However, I'm not sure I'd want to use that in a moment of passion....

Heh, just remembered my little sister used to call it her garage, because she couldn't say crotch. LOL. Definitely not a moment of passion choice, but funny.

ngdawg · 10-25-2005, 08:19 PM

Ok, instead of the first 20, I'll put everything up on November 1, regardless of number!Since some have the same names, the 'winning name' goes to the first one who posted it

Supple Cow · 10-25-2005, 09:22 PM

My favorite (from Tom Robbins' Still Life With Woodpecker) is peachfish, though I recall also reading peachclam once.

My freshman year roommates and I said that men who gave us oral sex "went to Chinatown," and any kind of sex play was called "going downtown." Getting really great/vigorous/explosive/marathon/enthusiastic sex was always described as "going all the way to Battery Park!" I think downtown really works for mixed company too:

"Excuse me for a moment, I have to step out and check on something downtown."
"It was a great date, but we had to end things early because of storms downtown."

Grasshopper Green · 10-28-2005, 06:24 PM

Along the lines of hoohoo...I go with woowoo.

However, for some reason cunny (which I got from a Ken Follett book) struck me as an interesting twist on it.

noodle · 10-29-2005, 05:54 AM

I still like "nether regions" for some reason. It cracks me up.

"Makes me feel all tingly in my nether regions."

cellophanedeity · 10-29-2005, 07:39 AM

Cunny is nice too... hmmm

serlindsipity · 11-04-2005, 01:13 PM

a guy friend of mine just refered to it as "The Man Breaker" and I died laughing.

ngdawg · 11-04-2005, 04:16 PM

Soon as I get a poll thingy, I'll put it up and see what happens!

sexymama · 11-05-2005, 10:51 PM

I would have voted for yoni, but it wasn't a choice.

Sultana · 11-06-2005, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexymama

I would have voted for yoni, but it wasn't a choice.

me too. Voted for punani (is poon-tane a derivitive of that?).

Ananas · 11-06-2005, 06:45 PM

^^ I had a friend from Hawaii who used the term. I've also heard it used in Northern California quite a bit. I liked it so much better than the normally used terms, plus it just sounds fun and sexy and tasteful.

As far as poontang being a derivative of punani, I really couldn't be sure. I think poontang is more Southern in origin.

cellophanedeity · 11-06-2005, 07:39 PM

words like punani and yoni feel yucky to me... like my bits should listen to rhythmic chanting, smell like inscence and work in a new age shop.

Ananas · 11-06-2005, 08:24 PM

Well, I'm definitely not a new-ager, not by any stretch of the imagination...

I just dislike how certain words that refer to the females or the female body are used to denote weakness, or as a put-down for males. It seems funny (and not in a humorous way) to me that some men would use female body parts as derogatory insults, when those same parts are responsible for their arrival on this earth, or are what they spend half their lives thinking about. Punani just seemed like a positive word that women could use to refer to their parts. I'm always looking for new words that have a feel-good sound to them (some are in this thread) so ....

katie_ann1031 · 11-08-2005, 11:58 PM

I've always called it my pootie, but my current bf is fond of punani which I am ok with.

Naked Communist · 12-08-2005, 04:07 AM

My hubby calls it his "Woobie" like the kid's security blanket in "Mr. Mom". I dunno if I'd vote for that one, but it makes me either laugh or roll my eyes (depending on the situation, lol)

Miss Ina · 12-10-2005, 11:14 PM

I'm usually too embarassed to use a name for it when talking with my boyfriend. It makes me feel ridiculous, even with a man I've been with for a long time. I usually just say something like "y'know ... down there?" I also don't really like to talk about things to do with "it". For example, when I'm on my period I'm hesitant to speak the words and will usually try to get him to understand what I mean without having to say it, like "We can't do anything tonight, I'm kind of ... you knowing ... down there."

With my girlfriends though, I use all sorts of awful and funny words for it. Now that I think about it, it seems silly to be embarassed to talk about it with my boyfriend and not with my girl friends, since they're not the ones I'm sleeping with.

Beccarain · 12-27-2005, 02:50 PM

My "puddie." Don't know where that came from but I like it :-)
Maybe it was from the Tweety and Sylvester cartoons, lol.

SexKitten69 · 01-13-2006, 08:10 AM

i call it a pussy but my boyfriend calls it a guff?! well when hes talking dirty he'll call it a pussy but a guff?!?

rlynnm · 01-13-2006, 03:38 PM

guff? heehee that's a new one to me. I couldn't imagine that being said in mid heat.

Well...it's been called pretty, pinky, num num....

Supple Cow · 01-17-2006, 10:13 AM

My roommate just started calling her woman regions her "delicates"... hehe.

ariekitten · 02-08-2006, 03:52 AM

i try not to call mine anything! haha
punani works for me

astrahl · 02-16-2006, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katie_ann1031

I've always called it my pootie, but my current bf is fond of punani which I am ok with.

OMG, I thought I was going to be the only one with that suggestion. From "putah" the spanish slang for "slut."

When I was lots younger, it was "co-pah-tee."

Now I use the term "pussy."

I also like "lady business," which I heard on SNL during a fake commercial for Woomba. "It cleans my business, my <i>lady</i> business."

View Poll Results: Name our naughty bits
punani	8	40.00%
cooch (or coochie)	4	20.00%
muff	3	15.00%
hoohoo (hooha)	2	10.00%
cunny	3	15.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

10-21-2005, 07:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	NameThat Body Part OK, ladies! We all know the words used...cunt, twat, pussy, etc....some are ok, some are gross...some just can't be used in mixed company without shocked looks, so....here's the deal We need a new word!! It can be a made-up one or maybe one that normally would be used for some other object, but could apply to our wonderous cuntwapussy The first 20 posts after this will be suggested words. After that we will vote. Winner of the favorite word gets a pack of 4 Angiedawg original notecards We need a cut-off, so let's say by November 30th? Get those thinking strap-ons on and name that body part! __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-21-2005, 08:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ananas Still Crazy Location: In my own time	I've always disliked the words you mentioned in your post, mainly because most are used in a derogatory way. The word I use --and like-- is punani (pronounced poo -nah -nee). __________________ it's gritty

10-21-2005, 08:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	fuzzy snapdragon __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

10-22-2005, 05:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	anything that uses any reference to hair (as in fuzzy) is useless to the large population of women who remove the hair from their naughty bits eh, I don't otherwise have any suggestions, unfortunately. i think the most important thing, is that we have words that easily come out of the mouth whilst getting busy. As in, sexoring and stuff. __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

10-22-2005, 06:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	I call mine my snoochie-coochie, or just snooch or cooch, or coochie, or snoochie... Just depends... __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

10-22-2005, 12:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rubyee I'm baaaaack!	I have heard it referred to once as a wet-cave. I like front crack. Not dirty or derrogotary. I think it is the term I used as a child, for example: "Mom! I started growing hair on my front crack!" I don't know if I ever really said that, but it worked for an example. __________________ You don't know from fun.

10-22-2005, 12:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sugarmouse Insane Location: Preston lancs(i know i know)	spunk skip:-) sure that is a lil derogatory in some women's eyes. flower...i just call mine the centre of my universe.lol but my all time favourite has to be Muff! __________________ Sugarmouse=Festered

10-22-2005, 01:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I use the always unimaginative hoohoo __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-22-2005, 02:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
pandafaye Tilted Location: Maine	I had this conversation with my boyfriend a while back. He started throwing out some ridiculous metaphors and names. My favorite was "the oven," because then we could use the phrase "You just preheated my oven," meaning "you just made me really horny." It makes me laugh, but doesn't break the mood. Heh. (At least for me.)

10-22-2005, 07:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
wikkachik Upright	what about something like southern lass... that way you can talk about it in public and not get too embarrassed around other people... or maybe not. I don't know, not very sexy is it though?

10-24-2005, 09:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
serlindsipity Psycho Location: Boulder Baby!	i like yoni - its Hindu derived and far from derogitory, becuase it is sacred just like the lingham (penis) __________________ My third eye is my camera's lens.

10-25-2005, 04:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
little_tippler Leaning against the -Sun- Super Moderator Location: on the other side	----------------- fanny __________________ Whether we write or speak or do but look We are ever unapparent. What we are Cannot be transfused into word or book. Our soul from us is infinitely far. However much we give our thoughts the will To be our soul and gesture it abroad, Our hearts are incommunicable still. In what we show ourselves we are ignored. The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged By any skill of thought or trick of seeming. Unto our very selves we are abridged When we would utter to our thought our being. We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams, And each to each other dreams of others' dreams. Fernando Pessoa, 1918

10-25-2005, 05:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	We use HooHoo at work a lot. We have to examine that part sometimes on dogs and cats and it works much better to say "We need to check out Spot's HooHoo".

10-25-2005, 06:22 PM	#17 (permalink)
Sugar&Spice Psycho	I pretty much just call it a "giner". Sort of slang for vagina. I have also heard it called a front butt. __________________ -Speak your mind even if your voice shakes

10-29-2005, 07:39 AM	#24 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	Cunny is nice too... hmmm

10-25-2005, 07:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	In real life I call it a cunt. On line I call it my "lady bits" I'm liking the giner though... Reminds me of what they'd call it up North. haha ^_^

10-25-2005, 07:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	I occasionally use "cootch", likely derived from "hootchie cootch" or some such thing. However, I'm not sure I'd want to use that in a moment of passion.... Heh, just remembered my little sister used to call it her garage, because she couldn't say crotch. LOL. Definitely not a moment of passion choice, but funny. __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.

10-25-2005, 08:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Ok, instead of the first 20, I'll put everything up on November 1, regardless of number!Since some have the same names, the 'winning name' goes to the first one who posted it __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-25-2005, 09:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
Supple Cow Americow, the Beautiful Location: Washington, D.C.	My favorite (from Tom Robbins' Still Life With Woodpecker) is peachfish, though I recall also reading peachclam once. My freshman year roommates and I said that men who gave us oral sex "went to Chinatown," and any kind of sex play was called "going downtown." Getting really great/vigorous/explosive/marathon/enthusiastic sex was always described as "going all the way to Battery Park!" I think downtown really works for mixed company too: "Excuse me for a moment, I have to step out and check on something downtown." "It was a great date, but we had to end things early because of storms downtown." __________________ "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." (Michael Jordan)

10-28-2005, 06:24 PM	#22 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Along the lines of hoohoo...I go with woowoo. However, for some reason cunny (which I got from a Ken Follett book) struck me as an interesting twist on it. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

11-04-2005, 01:13 PM	#25 (permalink)
serlindsipity Psycho Location: Boulder Baby!	a guy friend of mine just refered to it as "The Man Breaker" and I died laughing. __________________ My third eye is my camera's lens.

11-04-2005, 04:16 PM	#26 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Soon as I get a poll thingy, I'll put it up and see what happens! __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

11-05-2005, 10:51 PM	#27 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	I would have voted for yoni, but it wasn't a choice. __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

11-06-2005, 06:45 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ananas Still Crazy Location: In my own time	^^ I had a friend from Hawaii who used the term. I've also heard it used in Northern California quite a bit. I liked it so much better than the normally used terms, plus it just sounds fun and sexy and tasteful. As far as poontang being a derivative of punani, I really couldn't be sure. I think poontang is more Southern in origin. __________________ it's gritty

11-06-2005, 07:39 PM	#30 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	words like punani and yoni feel yucky to me... like my bits should listen to rhythmic chanting, smell like inscence and work in a new age shop.

11-06-2005, 08:24 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ananas Still Crazy Location: In my own time	Well, I'm definitely not a new-ager, not by any stretch of the imagination... I just dislike how certain words that refer to the females or the female body are used to denote weakness, or as a put-down for males. It seems funny (and not in a humorous way) to me that some men would use female body parts as derogatory insults, when those same parts are responsible for their arrival on this earth, or are what they spend half their lives thinking about. Punani just seemed like a positive word that women could use to refer to their parts. I'm always looking for new words that have a feel-good sound to them (some are in this thread) so .... __________________ it's gritty

11-08-2005, 11:58 PM	#32 (permalink)
katie_ann1031 Tilted Location: New Hampshuh	I've always called it my pootie, but my current bf is fond of punani which I am ok with. __________________ Newbie, but still I believe I am TFP's residentCheerleader!

12-08-2005, 04:07 AM	#33 (permalink)
Naked Communist Upright Location: the armpit of the Great Southwest	My hubby calls it his "Woobie" like the kid's security blanket in "Mr. Mom". I dunno if I'd vote for that one, but it makes me either laugh or roll my eyes (depending on the situation, lol) __________________ We are ensnared by the wisdom of the serpent; we are freed by the foolishness of God. ---------------------- ...inside the museums infinity goes up on trial. Voices echo "this is what salvation must be like after a while"...

12-10-2005, 11:14 PM	#34 (permalink)
Miss Ina Tilted Location: Halifax	I'm usually too embarassed to use a name for it when talking with my boyfriend. It makes me feel ridiculous, even with a man I've been with for a long time. I usually just say something like "y'know ... down there?" I also don't really like to talk about things to do with "it". For example, when I'm on my period I'm hesitant to speak the words and will usually try to get him to understand what I mean without having to say it, like "We can't do anything tonight, I'm kind of ... you knowing ... down there." With my girlfriends though, I use all sorts of awful and funny words for it. Now that I think about it, it seems silly to be embarassed to talk about it with my boyfriend and not with my girl friends, since they're not the ones I'm sleeping with. __________________ The word "time" split its husk; poured its riches over him; and from his lips fell like shells, like shavings from a plane, without his making them, hard, white, imperishable words, and flew to attach themselves to their places in an ode to Time; an immortal ode to Time. —Virginia Woolf, Mrs Dalloway

12-27-2005, 02:50 PM	#35 (permalink)
Beccarain Upright Location: Right here, right now	My "puddie." Don't know where that came from but I like it :-) Maybe it was from the Tweety and Sylvester cartoons, lol.

01-13-2006, 08:10 AM	#36 (permalink)
SexKitten69 Upright Location: U.K	i call it a pussy but my boyfriend calls it a guff?! well when hes talking dirty he'll call it a pussy but a guff?!?

01-13-2006, 03:38 PM	#37 (permalink)
rlynnm Psycho Location: so cal	guff? heehee that's a new one to me. I couldn't imagine that being said in mid heat. Well...it's been called pretty, pinky, num num.... __________________ The hardest thing is to be honest with yourself, especially if that means completely redefining the world you've come to know. Don't look too hard, I'm right in front of you.

01-17-2006, 10:13 AM	#38 (permalink)
Supple Cow Americow, the Beautiful Location: Washington, D.C.	My roommate just started calling her woman regions her "delicates"... hehe. __________________ "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." (Michael Jordan)

02-08-2006, 03:52 AM	#39 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	i try not to call mine anything! haha punani works for me __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~