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JadziaDax · 05-26-2003, 05:54 AM

Excerpts of a Seattle Driver

Driving to my office this morning on Interstate I405, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was an attractive woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds, and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her eye liner. It scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG JIM and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call. DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!

Minx · 05-26-2003, 11:05 AM

lmao....ain't this the truth, too!
Thanks for the laugh!

scarebearjinx · 05-26-2003, 02:51 PM

most women are bad drivers. i almost hit a couple of teens one night when it was POURING down rain. you could barely see in front of you because of the rain and how late at night it was. these two girls were driving along in a black car with NO LIGHTS ON WHATSOEVER! not to mention that they were both teens and talking and laughing away on cell phones. they started turning to get onto the ramp, crossing my path which was right of way, i almost hit them.

~springrain · 05-27-2003, 07:56 AM

*BOL*... thanks Jad... exactly what i needed to start the day...

bondagegirl · 05-30-2003, 07:00 PM

hey scare bear, how can you say most women are bad drivers?? Especially based on what you just said about teenagers...

thanks jadz that was hilarious!

NetterButter · 06-01-2003, 10:28 PM

hahaha. my dude actually want to read a manual while driving. after telling him NO several times, i just gave up and handed it to him. seconds later, we had to swerve outta the way of a big rig. all i could say is, "i told you so."

AlmostParadise · 06-05-2003, 06:15 PM

I've heard a rumor about women having worse depth perception than men, and that is where the theory of women being bad drivers comes from. Can anyone back that up or prove it wrong? I'd like to know.

darksparkles · 06-08-2003, 01:11 AM

hahaha!

Xeen · 06-15-2003, 09:58 AM

I just hate guys who drive along with their cell-phones glued to their ears

05-26-2003, 05:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	And they blame us... Excerpts of a Seattle Driver Driving to my office this morning on Interstate I405, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was an attractive woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds, and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her eye liner. It scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG JIM and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call. DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!

05-26-2003, 11:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	lmao....ain't this the truth, too! Thanks for the laugh! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-30-2003, 07:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	hey scare bear, how can you say most women are bad drivers?? Especially based on what you just said about teenagers... thanks jadz that was hilarious! __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

06-01-2003, 10:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
NetterButter Crazy Location: in a hole, ventura county,cali	hahaha. my dude actually want to read a manual while driving. after telling him NO several times, i just gave up and handed it to him. seconds later, we had to swerve outta the way of a big rig. all i could say is, "i told you so." __________________ www.holeinthe.net

06-08-2003, 01:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	hahaha! __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

05-26-2003, 02:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
scarebearjinx Psycho Location: in a deep, dark hole where rainbow creatures attack me to eat my fingernails.	most women are bad drivers. i almost hit a couple of teens one night when it was POURING down rain. you could barely see in front of you because of the rain and how late at night it was. these two girls were driving along in a black car with NO LIGHTS ON WHATSOEVER! not to mention that they were both teens and talking and laughing away on cell phones. they started turning to get onto the ramp, crossing my path which was right of way, i almost hit them.

05-27-2003, 07:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	BOL... thanks Jad... exactly what i needed to start the day...

06-05-2003, 06:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
AlmostParadise Banned Location: Southern Utah	I've heard a rumor about women having worse depth perception than men, and that is where the theory of women being bad drivers comes from. Can anyone back that up or prove it wrong? I'd like to know.

06-15-2003, 09:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
Xeen Psycho Location: UK	I just hate guys who drive along with their cell-phones glued to their ears __________________ ~~ Xeen ~~ This court rules that religion must stay 500 yards away from science at all times.