Girls rule boys drool!!..no offense.. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

KinkyKiwi · 11-20-2004, 03:51 PM

hmm..thread in humor ..felt we needed a place to vent on men in here...so here goes

Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman’s attention.

If men and women were to share financial responsibilities, then pay for my god damn beauty products, since you’re the reason I purchase them in the first place.

Since when did having a penis mean ‘All access pass into my pussy?

When another girl steals your guy, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time!

"nothing" is good to wear

That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car

The little head

Their ego

They get jealous easily

"Good times" are when you’re in a dark room together

their ebonics

I love you means I want sex

Power tools are an extension of genitalia

Pants are 4 sizes too big

Male pattern baldness

They BS constantly

The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you

Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes

Claim everything their’s

Everything they do is a competition

NO PMS!

Have a need to be "Mack Daddy"

Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture?

Take pride in their rude bodily functions

They never grow up, my mom tells me this daily

Leave the bathroom smelling extremely rancid

Expect you on your knees

They don' know how to say sorry

Um hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest

They’re stinky

They’re hairy

They have this stupid walk

We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did

Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth

They beat the crap out of each other for fun

Many have no fashion sense

You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head

The way they think their sooo buff and actually a 7-year-old can whip their ass

Think they could get anyone they wanted

Talk about their masturbation skills in public

They act like they can really whoop someones ass, when they do actually fight (if they don't pussy out, which most do) they just end up like slapping each other and stuff

Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you

RAPE
MOLESTATION
And they get away w/ it

If you get pregnant, it's not thier fault

Don't talk on the phone, and if they do they only want phone sex

They'll give u their ex girlfriend's jewelery and say that bought it 4 u.

Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying

They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it influences the decisions they make about everything

When they make you cry they think its funny.

They feel "trapped"

Because GOD supposedley created them first, they automatically rule everything

They think their all good, but can't really satisfy

Guys take pride in their shit, literally

Always try to prove themselves better than you in everyway!

BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN AND WE CAN BITCH ABOUT IT

oh and i know that there are plenty of men that are kind wonderful amazing people...

just weve all met ^ those guys...

11-20-2004, 03:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	Girls rule boys drool!!..no offense.. hmm..thread in humor ..felt we needed a place to vent on men in here...so here goes Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman’s attention. If men and women were to share financial responsibilities, then pay for my god damn beauty products, since you’re the reason I purchase them in the first place. Since when did having a penis mean ‘All access pass into my pussy? When another girl steals your guy, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time! "nothing" is good to wear That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car The little head Their ego They get jealous easily "Good times" are when you’re in a dark room together their ebonics I love you means I want sex Power tools are an extension of genitalia Pants are 4 sizes too big Male pattern baldness They BS constantly The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes Claim everything their’s Everything they do is a competition NO PMS! Have a need to be "Mack Daddy" Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture? Take pride in their rude bodily functions They never grow up, my mom tells me this daily Leave the bathroom smelling extremely rancid Expect you on your knees They don' know how to say sorry Um hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest They’re stinky They’re hairy They have this stupid walk We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth They beat the crap out of each other for fun Many have no fashion sense You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head The way they think their sooo buff and actually a 7-year-old can whip their ass Think they could get anyone they wanted Talk about their masturbation skills in public They act like they can really whoop someones ass, when they do actually fight (if they don't pussy out, which most do) they just end up like slapping each other and stuff Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you RAPE MOLESTATION And they get away w/ it If you get pregnant, it's not thier fault Don't talk on the phone, and if they do they only want phone sex They'll give u their ex girlfriend's jewelery and say that bought it 4 u. Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it influences the decisions they make about everything When they make you cry they think its funny. They feel "trapped" Because GOD supposedley created them first, they automatically rule everything They think their all good, but can't really satisfy Guys take pride in their shit, literally Always try to prove themselves better than you in everyway! BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN AND WE CAN BITCH ABOUT IT oh and i know that there are plenty of men that are kind wonderful amazing people... just weve all met ^ those guys... __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.