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Old 09-17-2004, 07:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Vagina Monologues

I saw The Vagina Monologues for the first time last night (with D - and we got to make out afterward....heheheeeeeee ) and it was awesome! It made me think how much I take mine for granted. I never really thought about it - whether I liked it, hated it, thought it was nice, whatever - until recently. (Actually it was a couple of posts in Tilted Sexuality about men wanting to know how to keep their girlfriends' inner labia from turning into "beef curtains" and then I got all self-conscious because all the women on the TB have these pert little clamshell pussies, and I have rather Georgia O'Keefe ruffly flower-petal labia and they protrude a bit and I never really knew they were supposed to do anything else. I'm over it.)

Anyhow, a couple of the questions the playwright asked the interviewees on whose experiences the play is based were:

1. If your vagina could talk, only 2 words, what would it say? (Some examples were SLOW DOWN! and Over here!)

2. What would your vagina wear?

So, I'm game. Are you?

If my vagina could talk, it would say...tease me.

It would wear a pretty purple tulle and taffetta party dress from the 50s, all lacy and feminine and demure, but with 3 1/2" spike heels, and underneath the dress it'd be wearing a leather corset and garters and maybe a strap-on
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Old 09-17-2004, 08:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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mine would say "hurry up and get in there"
and she would wear....black mink on the outside...and black leather underneath
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Old 09-17-2004, 08:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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1. If your vagina could talk, only 2 words, what would it say? (Some examples were SLOW DOWN! and Over here!)
HELP ME!
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2. What would your vagina wear?
A gown made of the finest satiin w/ nothing underneath so I had to feel the silky fabric against my body all day long.
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Old 09-17-2004, 12:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Mine would say PLEASE ME !!!
It would wear one of these
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Old 09-17-2004, 04:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My vagina would sing "Toucha toucha toucha touch me... I wanna feal dirty!!!"

She would wear a black leather miniskirt, leather haltar top, chunky strappy heels and NO UNDIES!!
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Old 09-17-2004, 07:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"flirt passionately"

It would wear just this:

http://www.flirtylingerie.com/opcrgstwipes.html
(not sure how to post pix yet, sorry)
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Mine would say "I'm Lonely"

It would wear Pink Shoes with a small flower on them, Jeans with a baseball shirt, but black lace lingerie, pushup bra included underneath... Oh, and she'd be wearing a hat that would make you smile
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Old 09-18-2004, 12:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Mine would say "Remember Me?"

It would wear a comfortable skirt with gorgeous amythyst jewelry.
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Old 09-18-2004, 10:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Mine would say "worship me!"

and as for wearing something, clothing is never necessary. but if it had to, something SHINY!
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Old 09-19-2004, 09:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Mine would say "come now" (punctuated and emphasized differently depending on the situation) and it would wear purple eyeliner, teal nail polish and it's own beautiful self.
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Old 09-20-2004, 06:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I also caught this the other night on HBO and got the last 20mins. Have to wait til the kids are sleeping and find it again and get the whole show!!

It would say: "No cutting" - reguarding birth (which I loved the Poem she did "I Was There in the Room" ) -meaning let nature take it's course during birth, it heals soo much nicer when left to it's own devices.
For 'playtime' it would say: "Don't Stop" Hubby has a habit of waiting until I'm good and comfy with a movement, then start doing something else....We're working on it!!

To Wear: This is a hard one!! I'd have to start with some 2'' heel, white knee high Go-Go Boots (patent leather), Red Fishnet Stockings, Red Corset and a White patent leather Mini. I love things shiny and smooth, and hubby loves red anything!!
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Old 09-21-2004, 01:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Saying...."Eat me".

Wearing....something sleeky, sexy and black.
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Old 09-21-2004, 12:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Mine would definitely say "fuck me!" and if it had more words probably throw in a "now!" after that.

I'd say my vagina likes to be comfortable- so we're going to go with white cotton bikini underwear with little red lips on it, and a soft, white, almost see thru, cotton tank top. Oh, and these chenille fuzzy socks I picked up the other day that feel absolutely decadent!
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Old 09-26-2004, 08:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i was in the monologues at my school last year. it was one of the most rewarding things i've done in a long time. i can't wait to do it again this year (assuming i can).
my pussy would say "hello everyone" because it is friendly
it would wear a piercing or two, and nothing else.
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:31 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Oh, and these chenille fuzzy socks I picked up the other day that feel absolutely decadent!
Oooh, I just got some of those too - wore them around the cabin on vacation all last week. Nothing like cozying up to a fire with fuzzy socks.

But my vagina would not wear them
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Old 09-29-2004, 04:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"Worship me" (I know I'm stealing it, but I like this one! Thanks Minyn!

It would wear spiked heals with stockings, a garter, and corset -- but no undies! Easy access and no desire to hide the best part.
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Mine would say : Get in here now!!!!

And it would just wear hooker red lipstick
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
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mine might say "oh, hello!"

and it would probably be wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
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Old 10-02-2004, 03:11 PM   #19 (permalink)
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my hubby and I were both very moved by the vagina monologues

mine would say - more please!

and it would change it's clothes 10 times a day dependent on it's mood but would probably end up in either a hippy skirt or jeans, either way with lots of jewelry
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Old 10-21-2004, 10:57 AM   #20 (permalink)
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"I'm bored" and cotton thong, fitted jeans and a baby tee
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