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lucidity · 02-04-2004, 05:02 PM

I saw this little blurb today and knew I had to share it in this forum....

For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you... Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why?..... Because women realize its not worth an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

sexymama · 02-04-2004, 05:32 PM

Cute -- very cute!

PorscheBunny · 02-04-2004, 09:29 PM

"Why buy the bull when you can get the horn for free?"

sillygirl · 02-05-2004, 07:42 AM

SabrinaFair · 02-05-2004, 08:03 AM

Oh, that's so going on my bulletin board. Thanks.

InTeGrA77 · 02-05-2004, 08:23 AM

Now thats DEFINATALEY worth passing on to other women!!!

SiN · 02-05-2004, 09:02 AM

lol. cute

minyn · 02-05-2004, 03:08 PM

i like it. scared to say it but, hey i'd rather be a cow than a pig! i like bacon =P

wannabenakid247 · 02-06-2004, 06:11 AM

Thats good

02-04-2004, 05:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
lucidity Crazy Location: ...the space between what's wrong and right...	Cows Vs Pigs I saw this little blurb today and knew I had to share it in this forum.... For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you... Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why?..... Because women realize its not worth an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

02-04-2004, 05:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	Cute -- very cute! __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

02-04-2004, 09:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
PorscheBunny Insane	"Why buy the bull when you can get the horn for free?" __________________ This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.

02-05-2004, 07:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	__________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-05-2004, 08:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Oh, that's so going on my bulletin board. Thanks. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

02-05-2004, 08:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
InTeGrA77 Psycho Location: the tangent universe	Now thats DEFINATALEY worth passing on to other women!!! __________________ 28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds...

02-05-2004, 09:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	lol. cute __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

02-05-2004, 03:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
minyn young and in bloom Location: under the bodhi tree.... bling	i like it. scared to say it but, hey i'd rather be a cow than a pig! i like bacon =P __________________ "Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye" ~A3 "woke up this morning" "Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

02-06-2004, 06:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	Thats good