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THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse! The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste at the holiday parties, had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales, there arose such a number. Then I walked to the store, less a walk, more a lumber! I remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared, the gravies and sauces and meats nicely rared. The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese, and the way that I never said "no thank you, please." As I dressed myself in my husbands old shirt, and prepared once again to do battle with dirt- I said to myself, as only I can, "you can't spend a winter disguised as a man!" So, away with the last of the sour cream dips, get rid of the fruitcake and crackers and chips. Every last bit of food that I like must be banished, till all the additional ounces have vanished. I won't have a cookie, not even a lick, I want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won't have hot biscuits, or cornbread or pie, I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore! But- isn't that what January is for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot, Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet! Author unknown |
That's cute!
Thanks Angel and happy holidays to you. :) |
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That's cute... and oh-so-true, isn't it... :( |
cute. i'd read it to my mom but i think it would just make her think she had to diet more or something.
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That is so cute! And for me so true. I was just thinking I really need to get back on my diet!
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Sadly, too true! Very cute, thanks for sharing. Hope you had a wonderful, tasteful, holiday Angel.
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Thanks! I did indeed. I'm thinking your events were much bigger! ;) Congrats! |
heh heh....very cute....and ooohhh so true.
My diet was going so well til the hoildays. now I've gained back half of what I lost......I may be wearing a moo-moo this summer :'( |
LOL. Thanks, it's good to know that I am not the only one struggling in to her jeans at the moment.
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