The New Drink
 

A friend sent me this and I enjoyed this joke so much I just had to share it with you ladies. I don't know this this would really work this way but it sure would be great.

A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and let's her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth and finally you drink the lime juice. So the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is ok. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... at one second the sharp lime taste hits at two seconds the Baileys curdles at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says "So, how did you like it ? It's called...........

'''Blow Job's Revenge.'"

:lol:

before reading the last punchline, i was already starting to associate it with the blow job.

it's kinda funny... the first guy i've ever gone down on tasted absolutely disgusting. traumatized me for a good while :D i have since gone down on one other guy and he didn't taste nearly as bad at *all*. so anyway... this is how i justified drinking some hard liquor that i might not necessarily be able to handle taste wise... "if i can handle THAT then i can handle this" *laugh*

heh...i'll have to try that on ratbastid :D

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that's awesome...

bwahahahaha!

That's classic!

Hehehehehe.... *forwards to boyfriend*.... lol

*giggles*
Thanks for making me laugh despite my current malady (the fucking flu)

Its time for some retribution!!

...and girls remember that every man has his own flavor. Don't stop trying to find the one that tastes right for you!

That is funny as fuck! :thumbsup:

I loved that joke!! Still rolling in the floor.

Ain't that the truth!

edit.....oh, and thanks for the giggle! ;)

I have the feeling you made many men happy by saying that.... ;)

I think every man should have to try that drink!
Thanks that was really funny!

omg that is sooo funny! ...:thinks she should try it on a random guy:

That's good!

thanks for the laugh

Ohhhhh...pwned!!! :lol:

Very funny!

My older sister threw up on her now husband the first time she gave him a blow job. Ever since, I've been afraid to swallow. This tells me why. (Although, in my defense, I love to suck, lick, and play! And one day I will get up the guts.)

if a guy eats the right kind of food his cum will taste better. I am not one to shy away from swallowing. I have had experience with a few differnt guys. Ones who don't drink caffeine and eat lots of fruits a veggies taste better. The same goes for women. Eat better for you and your guy may be more willing to orally please you.

Other wise it was a funny joke. But I have never understood why women don't swallow. I would hate to have to run to the bathroom wiht it in my mouth to spit it out.