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*Nikki* · 09-07-2003, 05:10 AM

The following ad in The Atlanta Journal was reported to have received the most calls ever.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'll be yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy.

Ladyhawke · 09-07-2003, 06:35 AM

That's because they have two heads....And since the top never thinks...it's up to the bottom one to take up the slack.

Plummie · 09-07-2003, 08:41 AM

AHHAHHAHA!!! Funny stuff!

shannon · 09-07-2003, 09:11 AM

that's great.

anti fishstick · 09-07-2003, 10:56 AM

ahahahahahahaha! that's too funny.

sexymama · 09-07-2003, 12:43 PM

Sad, but true!

Minx · 09-09-2003, 01:29 PM

Oh, this one is great Nikki!!!!! Thanks for sharing the great chuckle with us all!

onodrim · 09-09-2003, 06:11 PM

LOL

thats great! Thanks for the laugh.

StormBerlin · 09-09-2003, 07:55 PM

Thats great... those poor guys must be so dissapointed!!

Apache · 09-09-2003, 08:00 PM

Good one Nikki. That was funny!

Ladyhawke · 09-10-2003, 06:25 AM

heh heh...I don't know who wrote that....But they need to be in advertiseing...They would make a fortune.

gummby · 09-10-2003, 11:26 AM

That is too friggin funny, and so predictible from men.

daydream · 09-14-2003, 06:36 PM

LOL that's a good one!

09-07-2003, 05:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	Men are so easy The following ad in The Atlanta Journal was reported to have received the most calls ever. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'll be yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.

09-07-2003, 06:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ladyhawke Crazy Location: Dallas	That's because they have two heads....And since the top never thinks...it's up to the bottom one to take up the slack. __________________ Whatever

09-07-2003, 08:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
Plummie Liquid Diamonds Location: Lexington, KY	AHHAHHAHA!!! Funny stuff! __________________ Kim

09-07-2003, 09:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
shannon Psycho Location: Canada	that's great. __________________ "When I look down I just miss all the good stuff. And when I look up I just trip over things"

09-07-2003, 10:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	ahahahahahahaha! that's too funny. __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

09-07-2003, 12:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	Sad, but true! __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

09-09-2003, 01:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Oh, this one is great Nikki!!!!! Thanks for sharing the great chuckle with us all! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

09-09-2003, 06:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	LOL thats great! Thanks for the laugh. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

09-09-2003, 07:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	Thats great... those poor guys must be so dissapointed!! __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

09-09-2003, 08:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
Apache Insane	Good one Nikki. That was funny!

09-10-2003, 06:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ladyhawke Crazy Location: Dallas	heh heh...I don't know who wrote that....But they need to be in advertiseing...They would make a fortune. __________________ Whatever

09-10-2003, 11:26 AM	#12 (permalink)
gummby Upright Location: Idaho	That is too friggin funny, and so predictible from men.

09-14-2003, 06:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
daydream Crazy Location: Long Island, NY	LOL that's a good one! __________________ "Can't help it if I space in a daze, my eyes tune out the other way... I may switch off and go in a daydream... in this head my thoughts are deep, Sometimes I can't even speak, would someone be and not pretend, I'm off again in my world"