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JadziaDax · 07-04-2003, 04:08 AM

Sometimes at work, we get a little stressed. The men in the office can always blurt out things and no one pays them any mind, but the minute one of us ladies says something to relieve our tension, we get odd looks from those around us...

Well, I say, let them look. And here are some more things to say when stressed at work:

Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?
Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
I'm not crazy;I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Wait! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Chaos, panic, and disorder . . . my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well--yes and no.
You look like crap. Is that the style now?
Earth is full. Go home.
Aw, did I step on your poor itty-bitty ego?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
You are depriving some village of an idiot.
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

cheerios · 07-04-2003, 11:19 AM

mmm plenty o ammo for working a holiday

Minx · 07-04-2003, 12:03 PM

Oh hell Jadzia some of these made me laugh out loud! Thanks!

My favorites have to be....

Back off! You're standing in my aura! (I just REALLY like this one)

Ambivalent - Well...yes and no! (This one giggled me...thanks!)

*Nikki* · 07-05-2003, 05:37 AM

You are depriving some village of an idiot.

Excellent

07-04-2003, 04:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Sometimes we need witty things to say... Sometimes at work, we get a little stressed. The men in the office can always blurt out things and no one pays them any mind, but the minute one of us ladies says something to relieve our tension, we get odd looks from those around us... Well, I say, let them look. And here are some more things to say when stressed at work: Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? I'm not crazy;I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. Do they ever shut up on your planet? I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet. Back off! You're standing in my aura. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. Wait! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Chaos, panic, and disorder . . . my work here is done. Ambivalent? Well--yes and no. You look like crap. Is that the style now? Earth is full. Go home. Aw, did I step on your poor itty-bitty ego? I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. You are depriving some village of an idiot. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

07-04-2003, 12:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Oh hell Jadzia some of these made me laugh out loud! Thanks! My favorites have to be.... Back off! You're standing in my aura! (I just REALLY like this one) Ambivalent - Well...yes and no! (This one giggled me...thanks!) __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-04-2003, 11:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	mmm plenty o ammo for working a holiday

07-05-2003, 05:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	You are depriving some village of an idiot. Excellent