what's the weirdest thing that's been in there?
 

the thread on virginity loss in general discussion got me thinking a lot about past sexual events of mine, and i thought this might be an interesting question for the ladies lounge:
what's the weirdest thing that you've ever had in your pussy?

with me, personally, its a glowstick. my ex's best friend and him had a huge thing about glowsticks, and his best friend put a glowstick in his girlfriend so of course my boyfriend felt a need to jump the bandwagon. i imagine it looked pretty funny from his point of view.

Tapered candle. Didn't light it, though. Here's the story: Back when I was young and still a virgin, some of my girlfriends and I were sitting around talking about what else, sex. One of the girls had had sex with her boyfriend, and was telling us how it felt. The talk was getting me kind of horny, and later, when I was alone, I began to masturbate and thought that I had to feel somethng inside me. The candle was the only thing I could find at the time.

Come on girls, don't leave me hanging here, surely someone has something else to share! Don't let me think that darksparkles and I are the only strange ones here!

tequila bottle

*hides*

Will not tell the story though. Sorry.

a carrot.

i dun remember if i ate it afterwards or not. i was kinda young :p

cucumber...

I don't know why he wanted to play with me with a vegetable, but I let him, I let Jaid do just about anything to me... made him warm it up though... he used it on me cold first... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

I've used some strange things on my own during my teenage years, household stuff - candles, bottles, utensil handles - stuff that could be stuck through the dishwasher and put back or tossed out so that there wasn't evidence of me masturbating someplace brothers, mother or stepdad could find.

I've got 8 years at least (hopefully) before I have to think about this with my girls, but I'll definitely talk to them about masturbation, not let it be something that's unsaid and have them worry about it. I'd rather get them a vibrator, than have them in the same boat I was... just seems weird to me thinking about it though... though it wouldn't be a here honey, use this... it'd definitely be a talked about subject beforehand... don't mind me, I'm rambling at 4:30 am because once again I can't sleep.

I honestly do not think I have had anything in there that was not supposed to be there....I am still thinking about it, but I am pretty sure there has been nothing...Guess my life has been boring.

You know.... back in the day I was drunk and wondered what it would feel like with a corona bottle. Suppose my b/f (when he reads this) will never think of my drinking corona the same way.

But I find I have a lot of odd stories from when I was "drunk".. so needless to say I don't get completely hazed anymore... wound up with too many weird stories, though this is only one of two that were sexual. The rest were just stupid things I went out with friends to do like stealing gnomes and whatever else.

Gotta love sex.

Hmmm.. I don't think I've ever had anything strange in there. Maybe at some of the parties I got too drunk to remember but I'm sure someone would have at least hinted at it...

a popsicle ... and I never let my boyfriend do that ever again!

Oooh - that sounds uncomfortable :(

Polish sausage. I was alone and very horny and it made sense at the time lol.

+shudder+

out of curiosity, how much did it melt?

lotion bottle. one of those little sample ones, not a full sized one!!

I had a cuccumber,candlestick...Oh! I heard that people have been in emegency with their cellphone stuck up there..they apparently loved the vibrate option..lol! Be careful if you actually want to try this people! dont get electicuted either!

Oh, I just got a new cell phone with the vibate feature; I'll have to try it ;) Some one give me a call!!!

The open end of an uncorked wine bottle. I put a condom on it of course.

baby sweetcorn and a crunchie bar - but the choc started melting :S

Awanderingsoul: PUT a plastic baggie on it first! dont get electricuted! Why call you when you can call yourself on REDIAL??!!;) LOL have fun and dont forget to have 911 on speeddial too!lol

anyone remember squiggle-wiggle writers? they are these ink-pens that have little motors which make the writing loopy. if you're in a pinch, they make great vibrators. i broke mine...lol.

I don't like anything in there but a penis. I've tried dildos but it just doesn't do anything for me at all. My vibrators are all clit stimulators.

I guess I have led a pretty boring life also because I haven't had anything strange inside there. Just things that belong there.

what I can remember it made such a mess! Orange popsicle juice was all over the place. ick!

be careful with the open end of glass bottles. if you get a little too uh carried away with it, it can create a suction to your vagina that requires going to the emergency room to remove. a condom or bag over the end isn't enough to prevent suction pressure! and, if it does get stuck do not try to remove it yourself. you could dislodge your vagina!!!!! (no joke) the horror. D:

i'm like xapphire, i used whatever i could that wouldn't look suspicious when i was younger. now i have regular toys. kinda vanilla, but whatever.. :)

heh. the first thing i've ever had inside me was not a dick, not a vibrator, or my squiggle pen turned vibrator (child's toy works wonders!) but.. a jones soda bottle. quite humorous bcos the picture was a skeleton with a "got milk?" sign.

This thread is really quite funny! :D

Erm myself....

Well me and my bf did play around with icecubes a bit. Which although was cold, it was fun. They melted away though..
(try giving your bf's a blowjob with ice in your mouth!)

Erm, I think there was a carrot back in the day too.
can't think of anything else at the moment.



At school I heard that one girl was using a frozen sausage and it defrosted and got stuck. She had to go to hospital to have it moved, apparantly.

One of our male members read this and PM'd me to reply.
What the article says for those who don't feel like clicking the link above...
I just want to add that I had a friend who was an EMT, and they did have a case where they had a young girl with the cap of a perfume spray bottle (one of those Imposter aerosol cans). This required medical attention to remove. When they found her, she was covering herself with a towel that was bloodsoaked (she had tried to remove it on her own and caused a "little bit" of irritation in doing so).

So, not all "masturbation stories" are urban legends.

hahaha! i have one of those! i might have to try that sometime.

Wow.
Believe it or not, I did think this was truthful! lol!
However a ot of the things mentioned do make it sound like the girl at school: snob, turning down all dates etc.
:P

sierra2774
I am with you maybe I need to live it up a little lol!!! I feel like I am missing stuff!

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Oh yes... a friend is an ER nurse and she said what people would come in with that were 'stuck' was amazing.... she could never understand what they were thinking...

cucumber, zuchini, carrot, candlesticks ... honey, I've tried most of them, but the one no one has mentioned so far is a with someone attached to the other end. That was strange when it happened, but I have to admit ... I liked it.

beckybb-

"...but the one no one has mentioned so far is a with someone attached to the other end."

what did you try with someone attached to the other end? I'm intrigued.

it was a strap-on dildo, strapped on to an old girlfriend. I've been on both ends of the strap-on, and I've been on the giving end of the strap-on with a man. I guess it's not as "strange" as some of the things listed, but I'd bet 95 percent of the women on this thread have never been involved with a strap-on, whether giving or receiving.

yeah i haven't tried a strap on :o they kind of turn me on in lesbian porn though.

A cucumber, an old sunscreen bottle (it was round! it was round!) ...and possibly the weirdest of my....my hair brush handle....it was round, slender, and with ribs....

very interesting sensation ;)

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Interesting stories I like ice, popsicles, warm veggies, guess I am a freak really anything!! I am not bothered by anything to eache there own!!!

popcicle

eh.. popsicles just seems like a bad idea.. too cold! anywho... i guess my weirdest thing would be a sample shampoo bottle.. but i didn't think it was weird at the time.. i was just curious

When I was 13 I tried masturbating with a pool stick. That was weird because my dad came home and I had to scramble to get it out and my shorts up before he came down into the basement.

The most fun I've had was with a champagne bottle which my boyfriend uncorked, shook with his thumb over the top, and squirted into me. It felt so good! But I had some abdominal pain for a few days after...

A banana with plastic wrap over it. Yes, I peeled and ate it afterwards. It was nice and squishy inside.

(What, you don't think I'd put it back or waste a perfectly good banana, do you?)

Also, an empty bottom of shampoo (rinsed clean, without the cap for the suction effect).

And something made of cloth which I will fail to mention.

Just a few weeks ago, I considered an ice dildo, but it didn't sound too pleasant to me, so I passed on that idea.

Hmm, I'm thinking what would be made of cloth that would feel good, but I can't come up with anything...could you enlighten us more, Collide?

It was an idea I got from watching one of the Emmanuelle movies. That's all I'll say about that. :X

When properly lubricated, anything feels good. :D

Champagne bottle, which was preluded by hand-dipped (by Mr. Cedar!) chocolate strawberries and adult entertainment. Mr. Cedar got into it, I think. I should proposition him again.

hmmm...wierdest thing, eh? Let's see, there's a glow stick, a couple of beer bottles, a big marker (when I was younger,) but honestly, I'd have to say a flashlight was by far the strangest.

I haven't ACTUALLY had anything weird up there, but I've always had a fascination for cold things. I always wanted to use an otter pop, but the plastic is all sharp and wrong. I guess a cucumber would be a good way to go.

Oh ya, I guess my bf put ice cubes in there once. mmmmm

I once had a friend who told me about masterbating with a flashlight and then the handle of a razor. I also knew this girl who like hot things, even like to be burned inside...strange.

The strangest would have to be the end of a screwdriver (wrapped with saran wrap) that we used in a pinch.

The weirdest I have used myself... a sharpie marker (as a kid).

Not very exciting...want to try the ice cube thing tho ;)

H, where to begin? When I was younger and before I had my first vibrator.. The end of a badmitton raquet, lotion bottles, aything round and not too rough. lol.

and in later years, a wine bottle, cucumber, zucchini, carrot, banana, popsicle, hard candy, lollipop, ice, and one end of a double headed dildo.

The most recent unusual thing, and it was very sensual, was a stick of butter, applied by i8.

as you can see I am very reserved when it comes to sex, lol!

lol. so i have this ink bottle thing for art/illustration related projects and the cap is really pointy.. it's like an eye dropper type deal to squeeze the ink out and i thought it'd be a really good idea to play with my clit... the cap still screwed on. so it's feeling really good and i decide to put it in....just for a bit. when i finish, i get dressed and go about my day. i notice a big patch of black on my panties when i used the bathroom and think 'wtf??' it took me awhile to realize that it was the ink... :-D i thought it was screwed on but apparently not very well.

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Icecubes, a lit candle, a knife handle. And my new favorite is a glass dildo that can be heated of frozen--the freezing is nice!!!:lol:

Oh I want to play with strap ons! I'm just too dang nervous to buy one yet hehe.

I've used candles and tried a banana until I met my boyfriend and he bought me dildos and vibrators. (When we used to live long distance apart). I tried a blue raspberry popsicle, too one time. It actually felt good, but it's VERY bad for your vagina's PH Balance! Never again ;)

I remember when I was young I tried pecils and pens lol at least I thought to wash them first, phew. =)

The strangest thing i've used is the handle of a hair brush. Slightly ovular with ribs... quite nice, actually. Ice is fun, too, on a hot day, but i'm usually cold so i'd prefer something warm. Any suggestions?

Hmmm, I haven't tried that one...
And I have one!
:D

Hmmm Tried lots of stuff. Some with and some without hubby.
Tried, warm cucumbers, Ice cubes (standard size 8 of them fit), summer sausage. All with condom or plastic wrap. Just cause little bits of stuff can cause irritation and other problems. One I've tried that no one has mentioned was with hubby. It was one of those large high bounce balls. Put it in and then had sex. Got some heavy duty deep penetration which is what I get off on most. Not saying he's small. Quite the opposite but the ball in there stimulated him too. Afterwards I just bare(sp?) down on it like when giving birth and pushed it out to my fingers. Tried one that was extra large. Haven't done that again cause I had to use my fingers to ease it out while baring down. Had to push hard enough that my muscles were actually sore.

Tried numerous other appropriately shaped/sized items - too many to name.

uh....I'm a little wary about inserting anything not attatched to a hot guy...I tried a dildo, but it did nothing for me, refer back to the previous statement... so I think a good ol' cock is the way to go, and their fingers, as long as they've washed their hands!!

I used to put anything I could fit in there. The list includes but is not limited to: bannana, cucumber, carrot, telephone, beerbottle, my hand (hubby's were too big, more like paws), various kitchen utensils, gearshift, dildoes, popsicles, shampoo bottle, sledge hammer handle and more.

wow
 

ineteresting. i am suprised about the gearshift, sledge hammer handle, and the telephone.

I'm so glad I'm not not the only one who did that when they were younger!...I think I wore mine out too.

Ummmmm, hehehehe...the open end of a bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne, so I could enjoy a delicious afternoon "CockTail" party with one yummy flavored tushy.

Only thing I can think of was when I was at crazy college party and my bf at the time put a beer bottle up there can think of nothing else.

A perfume bottle.

I must've been 11 or 12 ... just beginning to feel new feelings but knew nothing[ and used to rub the textured exterior against myself until one night when I was lubricated and inserted it. :)

Wow, another 4 year old thread!! But I like this one... excellent question. :)

I didn't know other people liked to use hairbrush handles, hehe... I definitely did that a few times before getting my first dildo. Also used a bunch of hilighter markers together (bunched up to make one large round thing, with bumpy edges) once, in a moment of desperation. I think a cucumber would be fun, I've just been a little nervous about putting food objects up there... not to mention I have WAY too many dildoes and vibes anyway, so I don't really need to be creative with that anymore.

I 2nd you Abaya, the only names I even recognize from the thread are Raeanna74 and Anti Fishstick! Like I'm one to talk, I bought my first house and started working full-time again and have been MIA for a couple months:rolleyes:

Back on topic. The older I get, the more I am baffled at the amount of seemingly basic information, that should be passed down from generation to generation, isin't. My parent's are ex-hippie's so one would think sex would be an open book. Not, a friend when I was seven introduced me to masturbation via stuffed animal humping. When I was about 13, I was horrified to sit on the couch and hear a loud buzzing, only to find my mother's vibe in the cushions (hypochondriac who lived on the couch most of the time).

As trauma inducing as that was, it was the first time (given it's life-like phallic design) that I ever thought of introducing something into my vagina (no not that one!).
Thanks to this thread, I am not embarressed to admit to the fact that I have inserted things other than dildo's into my vagina. Of what I can recall, a shampoo bottle, other bottles, an electric toothbrush and a popsicle. I've always thought (cucumber yuck-yuck's aside) that I was an exception to have gone there.

The most recent experience was my hubbies hair shaver while he was out of town which really brought home how lazy I am and need to buy a damn vibe!:lol:

Appologies for any bad spelling, I'm really tired...

my ex husband.

Ice cubes would have to be the strangest, it is an interesting sensation for a couple to share.

I thought you weren't supposed to put sugary objects in there, because the risk of bacteria was so great with sugar, so I never did a popsicle, tho I LOVE the cold in my crotch. I love ice cubes, but they do melt too quickly. I like the idea of the freezable toys.
The strangest thing? My Ken doll. I figured he deserved some pussy since his chica didn't have any.

Oh, the summer before high school I kinda went nuts with the masturbation thing. Carrots, cucumber, zucchini, squash, bananas, hair brush handles, electric toothbrush, etc.. they all met my insides. I have actually never tried ice but it's really intriguing.. I'm going to have to get on that soon. ;) Bottles, either.. bottles just seem uncomfortable to me.

I was also a humper of teddy bears and pillows for a while. I guess I got past the stage within a few years (I suppose buying myself a couple of vibrators helped), but I wouldn't mind trying a few interesting insertions in the future. Strap-ons intrigue me.

I used cucumbers, banana's and my hairbrush handle when i was younger, I still use ice cubes just love the cold feeling, use strapons often to.

I have used a strap-on but never had one tried on myself.

I have used the "normal" strange things, like a hairbrush handle, cucumber and bananas. I think the strangest though was kielbasa. The size and shape just seems to make sense to me.

You may wish to consider a glass dildo. Put in the freezer they can be quite nice. Easy to clean as well, you could even pop it in the dishwasher if you prefer.

*blushes* I admit I tried the banana since my last post. Though mine was peeled and frozen. I have to say my lover enjoyed the fruit, during and afterwards. Interesting to say the least. I would recommend carefully cleaning the area afterwards though, a little mild soap on the fingertips is recommended over douches though.