Classes for Men (don't we wish) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 06-04-2003, 03:06 PM

WE seem to have missed the sign-up date deadline, but maybe next year...

CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER
SIGN-UP BY MAY 05th

Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
* Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2
Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
* Round table discussion.

Topic 3
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
* Group practice.

Topic 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.
* Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5
Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?
* Examples on video.

Topic 6
Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
* Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7
Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down
* Diagrams and floor plans available

Topic 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
* Graphics and audio tapes

Topic 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
* Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)

Topic 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
* Driving simulation.

Topic 11
Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
* Online class and role playing.

Topic 12
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.
* Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
* Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)

~springrain · 06-04-2003, 04:53 PM

*BOL*... oh God Jad... that is funny as hell and made my night...

thanks for the laugh and the smile!

sierra2774 · 06-04-2003, 05:48 PM

That is very funny...I just hope all men are not in need of that class!

Minx · 06-04-2003, 07:12 PM

heh heh heh....this is very funny!
Still giggling over it

Thanks!

redrose2 · 06-05-2003, 08:48 PM

hehe good stuff.. tho with #3 I would only make optional if they have an aiming problem. The position of the toilet seat is no biggie. I mean he never yells at me for leaving it down when he neads it up, so why should I if it's up and I need it down. But #4 is a definite MANDATORY for all males.... young and old with frequent refresher courses.

annie1 · 06-06-2003, 03:53 PM

the only classes id sich my man up for are the ask for directions class and the flowers class... both of which we arent in desperate need for

darksparkles · 06-07-2003, 01:06 PM

haha, i got some great mental images.

BeatYaToIT · 06-09-2003, 04:04 AM

I am a relatively new male member of TFP and therefore was unaware that I should not be posting replies in the Ladies Lounge. I will refrain from such activities in the future.

G0dd3ss · 06-09-2003, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by darksparkles
haha, i got some great mental images.

Same here.

I want to print this out for my boyfriend as quick reference and hang it on the fridge.

Xapphire · 06-11-2003, 08:13 AM

*laughing*

Those were great. Thank you

06-04-2003, 03:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Classes for Men (don't we wish) WE seem to have missed the sign-up date deadline, but maybe next year... CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER SIGN-UP BY MAY 05th Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants. Topic 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray. * Step by step, with slide presentation. Topic 2 Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder? * Round table discussion. Topic 3 Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub? * Group practice. Topic 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor. * Pictures and explanatory graphics. Topic 5 Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink? * Examples on video. Topic 6 Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. * Helpline support and support groups. Topic 7 Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down * Diagrams and floor plans available Topic 8 Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. * Graphics and audio tapes Topic 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. * Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials) Topic 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? * Driving simulation. Topic 11 Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. * Online class and role playing. Topic 12 How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. * Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. Topic 13 How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late. * Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)

06-04-2003, 05:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
sierra2774 Addict Location: Northeast Ohio	That is very funny...I just hope all men are not in need of that class! __________________ "Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

06-04-2003, 07:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	heh heh heh....this is very funny! Still giggling over it Thanks! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-07-2003, 01:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	haha, i got some great mental images. __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

06-09-2003, 04:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
BeatYaToIT Upright	Re: Classes for Men (don't we wish) I am a relatively new male member of TFP and therefore was unaware that I should not be posting replies in the Ladies Lounge. I will refrain from such activities in the future. Last edited by troit; 06-09-2003 at 04:38 AM..

06-04-2003, 04:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	BOL... oh God Jad... that is funny as hell and made my night... thanks for the laugh and the smile!

06-05-2003, 08:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
redrose2 Upright	hehe good stuff.. tho with #3 I would only make optional if they have an aiming problem. The position of the toilet seat is no biggie. I mean he never yells at me for leaving it down when he neads it up, so why should I if it's up and I need it down. But #4 is a definite MANDATORY for all males.... young and old with frequent refresher courses.

06-06-2003, 03:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
annie1 Insane	the only classes id sich my man up for are the ask for directions class and the flowers class... both of which we arent in desperate need for

06-11-2003, 08:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
Xapphire Crazy Location: Dallas TX (close enough)	laughing Those were great. Thank you