Why is it that I cannot access clavus' thread regarding entering some location through dubious means whilst wearing safety goggles?

Are you lot holding out on me? Will I have to choke a bitch?

It was moved elsewhere by request. You don't have the status to see it.

Well, that sucks. Who do I have to sleep with to get the status?

Reach a certain post count, and wait for a moderator to bestow the honor upon you.

So just how many posts are we looking at here? Because I'm more of a reader than a poster, to be honest.

To be honest, I don't remember. I think it's 50 quality posts before you can be considered. And a staff member reviews all your posts before you get to the first level of access. And I don't remember exactly where we moved it and what the access point is. Suffice it to say, quality contribution is rewarded. Thus far, asking questions and responding to the answers is exactly what we're looking for. Find some other topics that interest you and contribute that way. I'm sure we have something else that tickles your fancy.

I've yet to see an administrator or moderator reveal the exact number, therefore I'm not about to (not to mention I could be totally wrong), but I'm pretty sure that it's much higher than 50 posts.

Elitists!

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And besides... I haven't posted a damn thing of any quality on here and I've gotten all sorts of goodies... my own coffee mug, company 'frige privileges, and the much-coveted Smoothspot of the Month parking perk.

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I think TheJazz is making stuff up again.

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Also: I'd imagine you'd have to actually post something pretty witty for it to be stuck in this thread. I'm talkin' real class.

250 posts.. there.

And he's really not kidding. :D
So, as you can see, it really ain't all that hard at all.

There are also multiple levels of access.

In talking about puking after drinking ...

this one's a keeper...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/2631045-post25.html

HAHAHAHAHA. There are lots of good ones but that one was great.