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Plan9 · 01-11-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

"Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come!"

ENolaReve · 01-18-2008, 04:56 AM

That was hilarious, I have a friend who is thinking about getting one, I'm gonna send this to him first.

macmanmike6100 · 07-21-2008, 01:34 PM

thanks for the story; at least it's fair warning the next time the woman says "so, how about a vasectomy..."

blahblah454 · 07-21-2008, 04:21 PM

I missed this one on its first go around. But reading it actually made my nuts hurt. Ouch!

Hope the sex is still good 5 years later.

Poppinjay · 07-22-2008, 09:23 AM

My lip quivered. I will never have one.

jimk · 10-06-2009, 11:51 AM

good stuff, man. funny because it's all true.

I'd add another tip......

A bag of frozen peas will be your best friend for a few days.

hawker rider · 10-12-2009, 12:27 PM

Well I'm just going to hold off getting this done to me for quite a while... and every time I entertain the thought of getting things 'snipped' I need to read this again.

Very good reading! My hat off to you sir!

Salem · 10-14-2009, 01:21 PM

Humor - A+
Medicinal Information - A+
Invention of a new word - Priceless.

chinese crested · 06-03-2011, 07:04 AM

Well written piece of biographical comedy. The only way it could have been improved would have been to have filmed it and narrated this - like a documentary. Thankyou Clavus, for the light entertainment.
Witch hazel takes out bruising and reduces swelling chaps - just in case.

07-22-2008, 09:23 AM	#125 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	My lip quivered. I will never have one. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-06-2009, 11:51 AM	#126 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	good stuff, man. funny because it's all true. I'd add another tip...... A bag of frozen peas will be your best friend for a few days. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

01-18-2008, 04:56 AM	#122 (permalink)
ENolaReve Upright	That was hilarious, I have a friend who is thinking about getting one, I'm gonna send this to him first.

07-21-2008, 01:34 PM	#123 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	thanks for the story; at least it's fair warning the next time the woman says "so, how about a vasectomy..."

07-21-2008, 04:21 PM	#124 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	I missed this one on its first go around. But reading it actually made my nuts hurt. Ouch! Hope the sex is still good 5 years later.

10-12-2009, 12:27 PM	#127 (permalink)
hawker rider Upright Location: Florida and all over the world	Well I'm just going to hold off getting this done to me for quite a while... and every time I entertain the thought of getting things 'snipped' I need to read this again. Very good reading! My hat off to you sir!

10-14-2009, 01:21 PM	#128 (permalink)
Salem Psycho Location: Canada	Humor - A+ Medicinal Information - A+ Invention of a new word - Priceless.

06-03-2011, 07:04 AM	#129 (permalink)
chinese crested Insane Location: hampshire	Well written piece of biographical comedy. The only way it could have been improved would have been to have filmed it and narrated this - like a documentary. Thankyou Clavus, for the light entertainment. Witch hazel takes out bruising and reduces swelling chaps - just in case.