I don't know how I missed this when it was first done. Very well done Clavus. You have all the hallmarks of the good story teller. Just a damn shame you had to get cut to get the material.

Amusing yet informative. The post with everything.

thanx for the rather graphic story...even tho the parts about sitting on the floor trying to tell ur kids to be nice lol...i will have to be undergoing that myself...tho i did have kidney stones i would hope they would be worse then this surgery is :hmm:

Can we get a NSFW sticker here, I almost got in trouble for laughing so loud reading this at work! Really hard to explain when you got tears running down your face your laughing so hard.

I swear I posted already...but hmm...oh well.

Clavus, you are a comical god! A genius with words. Don't let any one tell you otherwise.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Clavus is funny.


Mr Mephisto

PS - Why? Why why why why on God's beautiful Earth, WHY?!!

Guess I am next.....damn, sounds like a wonderful time....Wife is gonna pay big time for this one.

That may be one of the funniest, yet poinant things I have ever read!!

LOL! That was beautiful Clavus. Brought tears of laughter to my eyes.

Clavus, I hope you don't mind if I start spreading this around the internet. ;)

haha, quality read... cheers Clavus

Another awesome story Clavus. :lol: I'm dying in my chair here, avoiding the puzzling looks of my coworkers.

Oh man, gold star for comedy!

I salute you.

haha this was a painful yet... funny post.

Another great story from Clavus.
I really do enjoy your antics man.

Oh man that was great, you had me laughing so hard!

That brings up memories big memories of when i had a testicular torsion (my left nut got completely twisted around citting off the circulation to my testical). I had to go to the hospital for emergency surgery. It sounded like a very similar experieneces except for that fact that i ran into the hospital screaming as i had dry heaves from the pain of the feeling that my left ball was being crushed with a nutcracker....man that is probably the most horrible experience of my life. :eek:

My vasectomy was for free. I signed up for a medical study and was chosen to participate. My group received a placebo not valium, also saline salution, nothing to numb the sack. They played soft music. Needles to say my group didn't do well. Three charges of assult came about when the doctors were punched byshaved naked men....

It’s a good thing you've already got a kid, I’d hate to see this sense of humour not be passed down to future generations. Oh, and have you ever watched a scary movie, where someone gets stabbed in the eye, and you wince and cover your eye for no reason? I was shielding my balls with one hand and squeezing my knees together halfway through the post...

Y'know it seems I've read this 2-3 times now, and it's just as funny each time. You're a brilliant writer Clavus, and your choice of words is exquisite. Fantastic work my friend!

Very Funny, clavus. But i dont think im getting a vasectomy anymore.

That was hilarious, I have a friend who is thinking about getting one, I'm gonna send this to him first.

thanks for the story; at least it's fair warning the next time the woman says "so, how about a vasectomy..."

I missed this one on its first go around. But reading it actually made my nuts hurt. Ouch!

Hope the sex is still good 5 years later.

My lip quivered. I will never have one.

good stuff, man. funny because it's all true.

I'd add another tip......


A bag of frozen peas will be your best friend for a few days.

Well I'm just going to hold off getting this done to me for quite a while... and every time I entertain the thought of getting things 'snipped' I need to read this again.

Very good reading! My hat off to you sir!

Humor - A+
Medicinal Information - A+
Invention of a new word - Priceless.

Well written piece of biographical comedy. The only way it could have been improved would have been to have filmed it and narrated this - like a documentary. Thankyou Clavus, for the light entertainment.
Witch hazel takes out bruising and reduces swelling chaps - just in case.