Rofl very funny. Scary....yet funny none the less!

Thanks !

Dude... you're awesome.

Ouch. better you than me. :D

Thank you very much dude. I had to stifle LOL here at work through the whole thing. I'm looking to have the procedure performed in teh near future and this is the best prep I could ever ask for. Thanks for the candor.

took me a halfhour to read thru it
im so tired from laughing i gotta goto bed

YIKES!!! yeah i'm cringing but Clavus your posts always crack me up !!! that was some funny shit, and uhh i hope yer boys have recovered from the trauma by now

Geez clavus, you're the next Dave Barry. Hold crap that was funny. Well written. And, in fact, so well written, that I swear to never haved it done. Thanks for the info.

I'm much too young to think about it now, but it's something I've considered in my future, once I find a wife and settle down.

After reading your experience, my only hope is that they'll make some kind of pill that you take and it magically gives you a vasectomy. No way am I having that done to me, though I was laughing and sympathy-cringing the whole way through. Excellent post, Clavus.

the pill will cut off oxygen to your balls thus making you sterile

lmao. thanks for sharing that story. im gonna take 3 vailum. ;)

Nicely wrote, had me laughing out loud. I hope by the time it's my turn they'll have a pill or something.

Agreed. This is one of the funniest threads ever. Clavus, you should really write professionally. I've read a few of your threads like this one where the way you describe it makes it 100 times funnier. :lol:

I'm sorry clavus...

but I can't stop laughing

I'm wincing too much to laugh. Still, a fun read!

No need to be sorry. If I were to believe that everything has a purpose, then I would say that the purpose of my painful, embarassing experiences is to make others laugh.

Where is your doctor, Afghanistan or some other 4th world country? In the civilized world they use something called Anesthesia. In MA they used sodium pentathol on me. You aren't "out cold, unconscious" but you feel nothing and have no memory of it. They use it because it isn't dangerous like "general" and you will respond and cooperate, like "get up and get on the geurny" No memory, but that's what they say. Also, quick recover.

In the civilized world there need be no pain or trauma or memory of the whole wonderful thing. This poster's experience may have been negative, but I would wager it is the extreme rare circumstance and that all you need to do is check with your doc/hospital and get recommendations from others and you won't stumble across such butchery.

That was seriously funny, dude. You have comedy skills to spare. I was crying while reading this out loud to my wife who didn't find it nearly as funny. I guess it is only seriously funny for "sack-friendly" readers.

That had to be the funniest yet most descriptive (in a good way) about it. It cleared up alot of questions that I had yet was entertaining that I had to read the entire thing.

Phantom sympathy pains..X_X

wait a minute...once a month...12 times a year...sounds like..dare i say it..you got shafted? ;)

oh my god. dude, that was absolutely hilarious and horrifying. thank you so much for writing that, it was truely the highlight of my evening.

As usual, you rock Clavus.
I have to say that I always look forward to your posts and wish you would go through more painful, embarrassing (bare ass ing?)
experiences for us to read.
It makes my day every time.
Thanks for the great read and putting your balls on the line (so to speak).

Talking about new technology soon, they are actually going to start doing this with ultrasound. You know how they break up kidney stones? Well they can do the same to you vas deferens bits. Worth talking to your doctor about, see if he knows that it is going on, and where it is going on.

Very good work, clavus. Your post was...well...very Dave Barryesque. This is a procedure that I've had in the back of my head for some time now; I think that I'll just keep it there. All I can say is that you've got more balls than I have. Well...you know what I mean.

nice......................great explanation.

I too am snipped......but can't say it any better than you.

*bows down to Clavus*

clavus -- My man you've got to take that act on the road. I mean, here I sit reading about some guy getting his nuts clipped and I'm laughing hysterically at the office with people walking by with incredulous looks on their faces asking me what's so funny. And the funny part comes when I tell them what I'm REALLY reading.... Great stuff my friend. Keep up the good work.... ;)

Fantastic read. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

No, more...no more.....I can't stop laughing. That was really a funny story. Definitely got a rise out of me!

Absolutely hysterical. I've had two hernia surgeries and might have experienced a fraction of the pain you talked about. You've convinced me to never go that route. Thanks for the heads up.

Re: Now I'm sterile...
 

Sweet GOD that was fuckin funny. I highlighted the areas that made me just DIE. Very clever, very sharp, just great all-around.

And when (<b>not</b> if) I get it done, I will invest in some very fine smokage and get high as fuckin humanly possible just before going in.

Great post!!

That is probably the funniest thing I've read in years. My balls ache though now after reading it.

They needed to give you a month's suppy of Valium, not 2! And some medical MJ!

Great write-up.

Couldn't finsh it the first time will check back later. I just, umm, ohhh, man.

Jeez, I don't think I have ever laughed so hard while, at the same time, cradling my nads like a mother protecting her chill'un.

That was hilarerous. So I got to ask did you write this before or after you came down from the Valium?

I hate to echo things that everyone else has already said, but your story was great! Thank you for sharing! I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thank you.

I'm kind of scared to tinker around with my plumbing.

Very informative.
Thanks for sharing.

I hate needles and i think one anywhere near my balls would elicit a hail of four letter words along with some ancient curses and a few curse words invented on the spot. After that i'ld stab the doc through the heart with his own ballpoint pen.

And that would be after the valium....

Oh, man. I can NOT laugh at guys getting any pain down there. I just don't find it funny.