10-16-2003, 04:50 PM | #41 (permalink) |
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Location: Texas
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lol yess.... good times, good times. :-D
The smell I don't really mind but I do get worried when I'm shaking hands with several people. I don't know if the smell catches on to them but I can sure smell it... krazy...good times indeed.
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10-18-2003, 08:08 AM | #43 (permalink) |
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No offense, but i have never had this problem and my fingers have been in some pretty smelly vaginas.
Some pussies smell ever so sweet and beautiful. Others you can smell from 4 feet away (run away run away) Usually i insist that i can smell her pussy from no more than 2' away or the deals off. Some women you can take right ouf of the shower and their pussies still smell pretty skanky. But usually soap and water does the trick. Failing that, try a little gasoline, that will overpower even the smelliest of pussies. Just don't smoke when you do that though. |
10-18-2003, 07:04 PM | #45 (permalink) |
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Location: Canada
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Lick your fingers clean...That's what I do, I have even had the girl lick my fingers..Just cause they know it gets me going.
I know licking them isn't actually cleaning them. Personally if i washed my hands i wouldn't want the girl knowing that i was washing my hands...They may think that you think they are dirty or something. That's just me though. I love going down on girls, I like the taste of girls..So I would rather lick my fingers and wait till i shower to wash my hands.
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10-18-2003, 07:26 PM | #46 (permalink) |
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vaginal juices are a lot like onion in how they absorb into your hand. If you consider it a problem, there are some special things that stores sell. Anything that gets onion out will get vagina off too.
At a restaurant I worked at we had a strange piece of some sort of metal shaped like a bar of soap that took the smell right out, really weird. Im not sure how it worked. Either way, welcome to the fold |
10-21-2003, 04:27 AM | #52 (permalink) | |
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10-21-2003, 05:00 PM | #53 (permalink) |
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Location: Calgary, Canada
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Spent the weekend with a girl who would lick her own juice off of my fingers (and other areas.) That was a new one for me. Most girls I've been with act like their clam-juice is lethal poison.
I couldn't get the smell out of my moustache though, no matter how hard I scrubbed, so I just got used to it. But regarding the fingers, I'll bet there is just some residual goo hiding under your fingernails, even if they're short. Scrub the hell out of them. Use a brush if you have to. And anti-bacterial soap. And bleach. HAHA. No, not bleach... |
04-28-2009, 10:28 PM | #55 (permalink) |
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Location: San Diego, CA
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Its literally been 5 years since I posted this thread and now that I think of it... the smell was actually of the hand soap and not her vagina! Apparently I never smelt my hands after washing them, so I associated the smell of Dial hand soap with my then girlfriend's vagina for about 2 years...lol.
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04-29-2009, 09:50 AM | #58 (permalink) |
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How do we nominate this for Hall of Fame?
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04-29-2009, 10:47 AM | #60 (permalink) | |
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04-29-2009, 11:09 AM | #61 (permalink) |
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Don't make me do another fake-me-out "Research Shows..." thread, Will. I'll friggin' do it like OJ did Ron Goldman.
"RESEARCH SHOWS VAGINAL SCENT VARIES FROM TOFFEE TO OLD MODELING CLAY." ... I rarely wash my hands immediately after sex and sometimes not at all. It has something to do with that screaming-toe-curling-spine-crunching thing called orgasm. That and I usually have delicious female snorgin' fluids all over my face, hands, and smoothspot at that point. Thanks to my youth, a single badger-dance session may involve several orgasms. As long as I have a place to fling the tubular latex yogurt-catcher, I'm good to go for Round Two. Turns out sex is messy. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here. Mmm, smells like sex in here. Last edited by Plan9; 04-29-2009 at 11:16 AM.. |
04-29-2009, 07:29 PM | #65 (permalink) | |
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05-14-2009, 10:31 PM | #69 (permalink) |
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I just laughed until I cried reading this thread. Better than a comic book. And I had to do a double take when I noticed two people had the same avatar. Gotta go dry my eyes. I love you guys.
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06-01-2009, 04:32 PM | #72 (permalink) |
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Location: Colorado
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Hello ladies, said the blind man as he walked past the fish market. HA!
I worked in seafood for 12 years and would wash my hands under cold water and rub them on the stainless steel sink. Works very well on any smell.
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07-02-2009, 12:35 AM | #74 (permalink) |
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Location: San Francisco
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Anything but blood is A-OK with me :P
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07-02-2009, 07:21 AM | #75 (permalink) |
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Smell is temporary. Stupid is forever.
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07-23-2009, 09:26 PM | #78 (permalink) |
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i fingered a girl once and her pussy was dirty or something i couldnt get that nasty smell off my hands for like 2 weeks...
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07-23-2009, 09:28 PM | #79 (permalink) | |
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