Horizontal Pussy? (NSFW)
 

Me and my friends were talking and one of them said that one race of people have horizontal pussy's, compared to vertical ones that we normally see.

is this true or just a myth?

if true, can you post some pics?


EDIT: I didnt mean this like i've never seen a puss or anything.

This was meant like a rare race of humans (in the pacific ocean i was thinking) that had this.

you need to get more educated friends. a pussy is a pussy, and they only go one way, sorry.

we're a bunch of perverts sitting around talking sex, what do u expect?

:p

Off the subject a little bit, Horizontal Pussy sounds like the name of some crappy metal/punk band you'd see at a scene show.
But as to your question, I think vagina orientation is controlled by a plethora of genes... so the mutations needed to make it horizontal are about as likely to occur as those that would give someone an upside penis or sideways nose. But I'm no biologist, so who knows.

The vagina is vertical in the standing position, but is horizontal in most sexual positions. It is horizontal in the standing position for quadrapedal species.

woah.. horizontal smile :) nice

What kind of inane question is this?
Dear god man, haven't you looked at
enough porn in your life to figure this out?

Do they not teach sex ed at your school? I've heard some things are taken out of text books for *ahem* certain regions, but geez, I'd think they'd teach simple anatomy like this at least.

I was about to say, we've had every race and ethnicity possible on the titty board at one point or another, it should be obvious.

Re: Horizontal Pussy?
 

Why am I not surprised that you asked something like this? :p

I suggest you get out and get some damn pussy.

No such thing as a horizontal vagina, m'dear. It would be pretty darn freaky deaky if there were, but there isn't.

Are you even old enough to be at a site like this???


If I found a horizontal pussy I'd still do it! Just to say that I did it.

I've heard that rumor all my life, when I was 13 and hadn't seen a real pussy I belived it, but now I know that it's just racist myths, but it would be fun to see! :)

ahhh lay off him... he is just a stupid longhorn....
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The only "horizontal pussies" I've ever seen have all been in Anime, had razor sharp teeth and bit dicks off. I don't think such a gentetic mutation or spiritual posession has occured in our reality.

Thats pretty fucked up right there

If there was a horizontal pussy, then there would also be a "horizontal dick" (however that might work). They both pretty much start out the same in birth...

but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head... ;)

Of course there is, you just have to get her to lay on her side, bending hip and knee joints, put your one knee next to her back and the other knee next to her belly and...horizontal. :D

I thought I had seen, a long time ago, some comedy (cheech and chong, maybe?) where one less than brilliant character says to another something to the effect of "Asian chicks, they got it sideways".

Advice for life: Don't believe everything you see in movies.

Are there <i>no</i> women in the Big 12?

It would certainly make for a better fit.

LOL people, i wasnt talking about normal women.

i was talking about some remote tribe somewhere on earth.
none that'd show up on the titty board.

hahaha
phred, that's fucking hilarious.

Somebody ban this guy, or at least take his avatar away.

and YOU contribue intellecual content? Coulda fooled me.

i would say you're friends were screwing with you, there isnt a horizontal pussy

i've never seen such a thing, but i can remember as a youth (10-12) looking at a porn mag. and reading a story about a horizontal pussy (something like letters to penthouse). thought it was fiction then, and i havn't changed my mind.

Somehow I had to laugh when I saw this thread. I hear that rumor about Asian/Pacific Islanders back in the '60s.

It wasn't true then, it isn't true now.

Funny how these things seem to perpetuate themselves for years. Maybe you could check it out through snopes. I doubt they'd post it, but it would be interesting to see their research.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was so funny.... how, or WHY would you think of that?!

They exist. They're called "the plaintiff" when a sex change goes wrong.

Re: Horizontal Pussy?
 

you mean like the japanese? :rolleyes:

sideways vagina is a myth... it'd be an impossible deformity to my knowledge

Ask the straight dope guy (Cecil Adams) if you want an in depth, elaborate answer.

I find it pretty funny that, despite the fact that everyone is saying it's a myth, people are still clicking on it:D Then again, I'm not one to talk, this is my second time here...

lol, if it did exist, i'd be showin it off right now and flashin it in front of all you people.

Tis just a myth and a reproductive impossibility when taken with the pelvic girdle. Story reminds me of when I was young and my dad told me to watch out for pussy 'cause it had teeth and could bite. Well when I got old enough to see it the first thing I did was go and tell my dad. "I don't see how it could have teeth when it's gums are so bad"!

There is a disorder known as "Horizontal Vagina Syndrome," but the concept of the horizontal vagina is a racial insult applied to Asian women, and occasonally said about Jewish women.

There is, however, a common group that does ahve a horizontally oriented vagina. They're called female horses. I think I can guess what the guy who invented the insult was comparing the women to when he said it.

Crab-footed people, yes. Blue people, yes. Sideways genetalia, no.

unless it's erect ;)

That is Officially the funniest Thing i have ever read in my life

Dude, If you ever do see a post of a horizontal pussy you can be pretty much assured that a Photoshoper had much to do with it.

I'm surprised we haven't seen a Photoshoped picture posted for our entertainment yet. All good things come with time I suppose.

i second that:D

thanx

pure myth my friend

Oh my lord. That is the funniestthing I heard all week. Thanks Phred for filling our heads with that wonderful image.

heh... glad to make a few people's day.

No way man. Horizontal pussy is pretty funny when you think about it though.

I had a Chinese girlfriend in highschool and was teased mercilessly about this subject. And no, she wasn't a side-valve. Vertical like all the rest.

i usually just invert my wife when I want my pussy horizontal! LOL!

I'm going to dedicated the remainder of my life to serach for the elusive horizontal twat. In the name of science, of course.

Um, wouldn't inverting her just make it upside-down?

it's amazing how many of us have clicked on this...

lol!!! i'd like to see a horizontal pussy if there ever was one! where would the clitoris be though? the left, or the right?

lmao....sorry but your buddies were teasing you hard core....they only go one way!

I think it was during WWII that soldiers started spreading rumors that Japanese womens' vaginas ran horizontally. Just another lie made to de-humanize the enemy so that you won't feel guilty when you kill them.

a horizontal pussy would look VERYY strange... where would it fit? it would have to be pretty small to fit in a crotch .. perhaps would it be just be low the belly button..

TOO WEIRD!

Son, you come down here to deep south Texas, and we
make a trip over to Mexico and see the donkey show...
I garantee you will not know if it is vertical or horizantal
after that-----

my wife's got one. It goes perfect with my horizontal ass cheeks. :)

Come on man, google is your friend

I am imagining it in my head, fucking hilarious.

hahahhaa i have to give u props, thats funny shit

JESUS.... That's like... the vaginal equivalent of a chode... wider than it is long...

Seriously, that is absolutely impossible... there COULD be a REALLY wide pussy, easily, but not HORIZONTAL. A vulva, for the most part, is a vulva. The clitoris goes where the clitoris goes, the urethra where the urethra goes... you get the point. Horizontal is impossible.

I remember a cartoon in Hustler some 20 years ago. A sailor getting undressed glances over at the naked Asian prostitute he's about to bed. A look of astonishment on his face as she displays her horizontal assets to him.

I remember thinking, "When she spreads her legs, wouldn't that thing snap shut like a change purse?"

the scary part of this whole issue is the fact that few people seem to know that there is NO such thing as different races of humans. all humans are of the same race (or species, scientifically speaking) with the same anatomy. IF there were a group with horizontal vaginas, they would not be homo sapiens sapiens. they would have another scientific name, such as homo sapiens genita-horizontalus, perhaps.

I do believe they're yanking you. Tell them there's a race of people with their ballsacks on top of their wangs. That'll show'em.

Shame on you all for making fun of somebody because of your own ignorance. To all those who doubt the existence of the horizontal pussy, prepare to be shocked and amazed...







**DRUM ROLL**
**DRUM ROLL**
**DRUM ROLL**





The horizontal pussy in all it's majestic glory, enjoy friends!

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/...1664995699.jpg

LOL.... 2bit is the man... I've never seen anything soo beautiful

I heard that there was a "doctor" giving horozontal pussies to transgenders... He had some sort of issue with women and was taking it out on transgenders because he could... I think it was something like he had these vision of horozontal vagina and felt the irresistable urge to recreate his visions...

I heard he was finally arrested but not before causing much fear and loathing in the transgender community at large.






(this is how bad rumours are started... heh)

heheheh... so true, so true... :D

that is damn funny. Impossible i reality but in the realm of vodep it is very possible. There is some horizontal pussy (with some extras) in this one Japanime hentai called La Blue Girl......Some pretty sick shit it.... I think its episode 5.... Not that Ive "actually" seen it mind you.

Re: Horizontal Pussy?
 

OK, I think I have heard it all now....

Are you sure you're over 18?

i'm going to say it's true until i see every woman on earth naked



actually... in hindsight this seems like a terrible idea.... can i pick and choose?

i thought this thread would die out...

not if you keep picking at it

I dunno, snopes posted that naked teakettle e-bay picture. After that I think they might just post anything.

If there was such a thing it would be one hell of a site to see!

check out my work in the photochoppin forum, in the fav/best thread

ROFL.

Simple as that.





ROFL!

Sailor-lore.

I dated a Jewish girl once who's father told me that when he was in the Navy in the 70's, some of the Southern guys he served with wanted to know why he didn't have horns. Apparently, they had heard (or been told) that Jewish people all had horns, but had never met one before. These same guys were afriad to shower with black men, as they were afraid the "black" would come off. It strikes me that either you were the victim of some good-natured ribbing, or truly, there are still people around who just plain make stuff up about people they don't understand (Jews, African Americans, or in this case, some remote tribe somewhere.) Yes, there are very remote tribes that do not often come into contact with the industrialized world, but they're still human beings, and are built more or less like you or me.

I'd like to think that we are a bit more sophisticated than that.

-Mikey

OMG... that's so horrible... and SO damn funny. :)

Sounds like a photoshop contest to me, who can make the best
"Horizontal Pussy"... I would love to see it!

Humans surely aren't all the same race? Same species certainly, but I don't think the words are synonomous.

How can one be racist against other humans?

simply because the word racist doesn't stricly mean racist anymore.. Its has been degeneralized to mean the same thing as discrimination. Outside the the USA, people wonder why we use the word "Racist" even tho we have acknowledged that color does not make another race, yet as I have said, it has been degeneralized to Discrimination. Thus this is how you can be "racist" against another Human.

(whew, for a minute I thought this thread was started over...)

but you can't be "racist" against homosexuals. You can discriminate against them, but you can't be racist against them.

wow.. i must say I didn't think of that.. but after you mentioned it I can't get it out of my mind...

man that would be hilarious :lol:

bwaahahahhaah!!!!

OMFG, you have everyone here at my house rolling on the floor dude! :lol:

Has any post been more quoted than this one? This has got to be one of the funniest things that I have ever seen. :lol:

Plus...my post will bump this thread back up to the top so that it will never die. Bwaahhaaaa. Sorry, The_Dude, but you are not gonna live this down for a long, loooong time. ;) It's just to damn funny! :p

thats one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. hahahahahahahahahah

Oh look realneiga has bumped this post back up to the top. I bet The_Dude is delighted!

Oh look...now I've gone and done it!

3 cheers for the greatest unintentionally funny thread on tfp!

I believe the term originated before we truly realized that humans were all the same race. Now we know better, but the term had already stuck. There is a lot of stuff like that in our language. Words that are used in a context that is not strictly correct.

Hehe (bump).

They teach us everything they teach you, thank you very much.

If they didn't teach us everything, I dont think I coulda made a 32 on the ACT.

:eek:

Sounds like a part of a rasist joke I heard years ago...can't remember it though. Your friend is just messing with you.

Isn't that the race of women who always walk around on their hands?

Depends on how you stretch it.

hahahhahha

Heh sorry - I wasn't serious, just trying to figure out how someone could not know the answer ;)

Further down in the south though, for example, in Georgia, they do actually remove some sections of sex ed in textbooks you know. For example, the textbooks my HS used had a special inserted section on contraception that was not present when the books were sold to the south.

Congrats on the 32 btw :)

EDIT: Oh yeah...and when is this thread going to die? :lol:

would be a wild thing to see :p

Very funny post,poor dude.

Just felt the need to bump this.
(Gotta keep the tradition alive don't I?)