Horizontal Pussy? (NSFW)
 

Me and my friends were talking and one of them said that one race of people have horizontal pussy's, compared to vertical ones that we normally see.

is this true or just a myth?

if true, can you post some pics?


EDIT: I didnt mean this like i've never seen a puss or anything.

This was meant like a rare race of humans (in the pacific ocean i was thinking) that had this.

you need to get more educated friends. a pussy is a pussy, and they only go one way, sorry.

we're a bunch of perverts sitting around talking sex, what do u expect?

:p

Off the subject a little bit, Horizontal Pussy sounds like the name of some crappy metal/punk band you'd see at a scene show.
But as to your question, I think vagina orientation is controlled by a plethora of genes... so the mutations needed to make it horizontal are about as likely to occur as those that would give someone an upside penis or sideways nose. But I'm no biologist, so who knows.

The vagina is vertical in the standing position, but is horizontal in most sexual positions. It is horizontal in the standing position for quadrapedal species.

woah.. horizontal smile :) nice

What kind of inane question is this?
Dear god man, haven't you looked at
enough porn in your life to figure this out?

Do they not teach sex ed at your school? I've heard some things are taken out of text books for *ahem* certain regions, but geez, I'd think they'd teach simple anatomy like this at least.

I was about to say, we've had every race and ethnicity possible on the titty board at one point or another, it should be obvious.

Re: Horizontal Pussy?
 

Why am I not surprised that you asked something like this? :p

I suggest you get out and get some damn pussy.

No such thing as a horizontal vagina, m'dear. It would be pretty darn freaky deaky if there were, but there isn't.

Are you even old enough to be at a site like this???


If I found a horizontal pussy I'd still do it! Just to say that I did it.

I've heard that rumor all my life, when I was 13 and hadn't seen a real pussy I belived it, but now I know that it's just racist myths, but it would be fun to see! :)

ahhh lay off him... he is just a stupid longhorn....
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The only "horizontal pussies" I've ever seen have all been in Anime, had razor sharp teeth and bit dicks off. I don't think such a gentetic mutation or spiritual posession has occured in our reality.

Thats pretty fucked up right there

If there was a horizontal pussy, then there would also be a "horizontal dick" (however that might work). They both pretty much start out the same in birth...

but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head... ;)

Of course there is, you just have to get her to lay on her side, bending hip and knee joints, put your one knee next to her back and the other knee next to her belly and...horizontal. :D

I thought I had seen, a long time ago, some comedy (cheech and chong, maybe?) where one less than brilliant character says to another something to the effect of "Asian chicks, they got it sideways".

Advice for life: Don't believe everything you see in movies.

Are there <i>no</i> women in the Big 12?

It would certainly make for a better fit.

LOL people, i wasnt talking about normal women.

i was talking about some remote tribe somewhere on earth.
none that'd show up on the titty board.

hahaha
phred, that's fucking hilarious.

Somebody ban this guy, or at least take his avatar away.

and YOU contribue intellecual content? Coulda fooled me.

i would say you're friends were screwing with you, there isnt a horizontal pussy

i've never seen such a thing, but i can remember as a youth (10-12) looking at a porn mag. and reading a story about a horizontal pussy (something like letters to penthouse). thought it was fiction then, and i havn't changed my mind.

Somehow I had to laugh when I saw this thread. I hear that rumor about Asian/Pacific Islanders back in the '60s.

It wasn't true then, it isn't true now.

Funny how these things seem to perpetuate themselves for years. Maybe you could check it out through snopes. I doubt they'd post it, but it would be interesting to see their research.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was so funny.... how, or WHY would you think of that?!

They exist. They're called "the plaintiff" when a sex change goes wrong.

Re: Horizontal Pussy?
 

you mean like the japanese? :rolleyes:

sideways vagina is a myth... it'd be an impossible deformity to my knowledge

Ask the straight dope guy (Cecil Adams) if you want an in depth, elaborate answer.

I find it pretty funny that, despite the fact that everyone is saying it's a myth, people are still clicking on it:D Then again, I'm not one to talk, this is my second time here...

lol, if it did exist, i'd be showin it off right now and flashin it in front of all you people.

Tis just a myth and a reproductive impossibility when taken with the pelvic girdle. Story reminds me of when I was young and my dad told me to watch out for pussy 'cause it had teeth and could bite. Well when I got old enough to see it the first thing I did was go and tell my dad. "I don't see how it could have teeth when it's gums are so bad"!

There is a disorder known as "Horizontal Vagina Syndrome," but the concept of the horizontal vagina is a racial insult applied to Asian women, and occasonally said about Jewish women.

There is, however, a common group that does ahve a horizontally oriented vagina. They're called female horses. I think I can guess what the guy who invented the insult was comparing the women to when he said it.

Crab-footed people, yes. Blue people, yes. Sideways genetalia, no.

unless it's erect ;)

That is Officially the funniest Thing i have ever read in my life

Dude, If you ever do see a post of a horizontal pussy you can be pretty much assured that a Photoshoper had much to do with it.

I'm surprised we haven't seen a Photoshoped picture posted for our entertainment yet. All good things come with time I suppose.

i second that:D