I like how it seems like his friend actually believes that. Maybe your friend needs to have sex.

No. Freakin. Way.

LOVE it! ROFLMFAO

One of the classic geniuses of TFP.

Hey, someone should go to a plastic surgeon and then be the first to post pictures of their own horizontal vagina. Enough talk damnit, act on it!!!!!

Here you go:

http://www.salagram.net/walk-on-water-saintly-cat.jpg

my girlfriends got a horizontal pussy but it's on her face...

If you can't find it on the internet, it just ain't so....

period.

thats just it

Okay...Here is some interesting facts for you...

There is such a thing as double vagina, as there is "the horizontal vagina syndrome."

Now the claims its some remote village with a race or even a tribe of horizontal vagina's did make me giggle some.

You can actually find this all over the net if you look, or know what you are looking for...

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/en...&dopt=Abstract

Also if you look up...

"Dorsocaudal dislocation of the vagina".

Its very unpleasant for the woman and its sorted by an operation...

Now you know also that women can have tilted wombs don't you? which if you have ever had intercourse with a woman and she finds it uncomfortable ontop, 9/10 shes not making it up, its cos her womb is tilted! not rare at all!

More info on abnormal vagina's you can go here and read all about it....

http://www.childrenshospital.org/cli...ublevel11.html

Generally its something women are born with...

Hope this helps.

Nell

thanks for the info, we still need a picture.

I doubt you will get a picture, its a medical condition.

If you are so intrigued go buy a medical book and then scan the pictures! surely between you all you can come up with an actual picture!

If you're a nurse, shouldn't you have access to those medical books easier than we would?

Well thats a cop out answer Jazz, and as you feel i am copping out thats upto you, but as a nurse i am not adding pictures so you can all have a laugh at the misfortunately ones.

Nell, we've looked. Believe me, we've looked.

See post #128 for the answer.

I'm not copping out, just mentioning that we've had no luck, and you have in your hands source material.

Besides, this thread hit its peak in #18. That's why it's in the hall of fame.

Well hun i am sorry but its not going to be me adding photographs, diagrams etc etc, i wouldn't be a good nurse if i did.

Horizontal if you think about it, is not going to be where the entrance is, its inside. not as if the entrance is going to be in the thigh, if anyone thought that then i feel sorry for ya all!

So good nurses aren't supposed to educate and inform, just tell stories?

No but well you know I think that people are imagining that the cameltoe would not be north/south but more east/west.

Well, that said some of us are excellent googlers, and now that we know exactly what to be on the lookout for.... I mean this thread has endured for 4 years. We're a patient lot.

Now I don't think we would be laughing at misfortunates, since that's not what this place has ever been about.

When I was a junior in high school I was working on a nice looking Filipina. Anyway, this dude in my English class asked me if she had a sideways pussy. I laughed for a good 20 minutes. Poor guy was embarrassed.

Horizontal pussy = definitely. Happens every time a woman lies down!

omg, there's wrong, there's WRONG, and then there's thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt... but I can't help but laugh :P

I wonder if he ever found that elusive Horizontal pussy? :rolleyes:

its been what.. 5 years and we're still struggling to get even a single picture!

and here i was thinking that TFP can do anything

Not only did I find a picture of horizontal pussy, but George Bush is eating it!
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http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w...ny_bush_04.jpg

All I see is a red x (and yeah, I don't expect a woman to have a sideways vagina)

BINGO! we have a winner!

That was not quite as erotic as I was hoping it to be....

Maybe not on Earth...but its very likely to exist on some other planet in some other star system far, far away! I can't wait until we start building star gates to go and check it out!!! Heck...who knows how many different kinds there are???

:thumbsup:

And to be fair to the ladies, well I am at it, its very likely that there are men with many different shape as well...heck thats already the case here on Earth...

Please note...if I make a spelling error or two its because I am dyslexic...

I FOUND IT!!!!!

Entensity.net - Post Images (nude)

Huh.

Entensity.net - Post Images

top link doesn't work anymore

I honestly think someone never found a picture because everyone is avoiding the "click to enlarge" or "click to view" links....................

errr...BUMP!

thanks to one funny monkie, ive had the chance to have a few more giggles here..

any one else have any luck finding the elusive holy grail of pussy?

Personally, I have never cum across a horizontal pussy....

Though I have been known from time to time to simulate one by using a perpendickular approach.

Geez...
 

Guys,

obviously Vampires have square pussies, as all will know who watched the movie "Let the Right One In".

At 1:30:37 in you get a glimpse...

Swedish movies...............

*head assplodes*

this begs to be bumped...

Sometimes you got to attack the pussy from a blind side. A well maneuvered flank attack with catch any pussy by surprise. Easier access to the kill zone.

Blind side = alternate love canal?

3 1/2 years later (for me), it still fuckin' rawks.

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