Humans surely aren't all the same race? Same species certainly, but I don't think the words are synonomous.

How can one be racist against other humans?

simply because the word racist doesn't stricly mean racist anymore.. Its has been degeneralized to mean the same thing as discrimination. Outside the the USA, people wonder why we use the word "Racist" even tho we have acknowledged that color does not make another race, yet as I have said, it has been degeneralized to Discrimination. Thus this is how you can be "racist" against another Human.

(whew, for a minute I thought this thread was started over...)

but you can't be "racist" against homosexuals. You can discriminate against them, but you can't be racist against them.

wow.. i must say I didn't think of that.. but after you mentioned it I can't get it out of my mind...

man that would be hilarious :lol:

bwaahahahhaah!!!!

OMFG, you have everyone here at my house rolling on the floor dude! :lol:

Has any post been more quoted than this one? This has got to be one of the funniest things that I have ever seen. :lol:

Plus...my post will bump this thread back up to the top so that it will never die. Bwaahhaaaa. Sorry, The_Dude, but you are not gonna live this down for a long, loooong time. ;) It's just to damn funny! :p

thats one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. hahahahahahahahahah

Oh look realneiga has bumped this post back up to the top. I bet The_Dude is delighted!

Oh look...now I've gone and done it!

3 cheers for the greatest unintentionally funny thread on tfp!

I believe the term originated before we truly realized that humans were all the same race. Now we know better, but the term had already stuck. There is a lot of stuff like that in our language. Words that are used in a context that is not strictly correct.

Hehe (bump).

They teach us everything they teach you, thank you very much.

If they didn't teach us everything, I dont think I coulda made a 32 on the ACT.

:eek:

Sounds like a part of a rasist joke I heard years ago...can't remember it though. Your friend is just messing with you.

Isn't that the race of women who always walk around on their hands?

Depends on how you stretch it.

hahahhahha

Heh sorry - I wasn't serious, just trying to figure out how someone could not know the answer ;)

Further down in the south though, for example, in Georgia, they do actually remove some sections of sex ed in textbooks you know. For example, the textbooks my HS used had a special inserted section on contraception that was not present when the books were sold to the south.

Congrats on the 32 btw :)

EDIT: Oh yeah...and when is this thread going to die? :lol:

would be a wild thing to see :p

Very funny post,poor dude.

Just felt the need to bump this.
(Gotta keep the tradition alive don't I?)

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

hahah 2bit that's a funny chop

1. Your friends can't even get racial slurs right: Asians are not a "rare race of humans."
2. Take a human sexuality class.
3. Doesn't this thread belong in Tilted Sexuality?

Even vagina dentata are vertical!

rofl, holy resurrected thread Batman!!!

I'm sure The_Dude will appreciate this one ;)

.......aahh! those were the days of ignorance.

I'm actually taking pride in this thread and this is my new "Flagship Thread".

:P

I really hate to be the bucket of cold water for this thread, but it appears that someone must be.

The rumor originated during WWII among the American officers in an attempt to keep the enlisted out of the Chinese and Polynesian brothels. The officers told them that they were just wasting their money going into those brothels because the women had "horizontal pussies" that only the local men could mate with. Needless to say, it didn't take long for someone to figure out the Brass was lying, and the enlisted were in the brothels in no time.

One American GI supposed asked one of the house girls, "Is true that Asian women have horizontal pussies?" Her reply was, "Why? Are you a harmonica player?"

This joke is still told, 60 years later. It was reprinted in late 80s-early 90s in Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Military Jokes and Truly Tasteless Anatomy Jokes. And apparently some people haven't seen even porn to know any better, so it'll still be around in 60 years from now.

this is borderline racist

this reminds me of that snl sketch with alec baldwin as the lone general wanting to escape after the spy plane went down in China "I don't pretend to know who these Chinese people are. I know they're small, maybe one or two feet high. I know they sound funny when they talk. I know the womenfolk have sideways vaginas. But underneath their scales, they're just like you and me."

To be fair there are a bunch of weird cases of genitalia out there the weirdest probably being the 'Guevedoces' of the Dominican Republic.
http://www.usrf.org/news/010308-guevedoces.html NSFW

It makes me feel like a newbie to know that I missed this thread originally. Damn, that was funny, and the slide thing too.

I don't know, Dude. I think the "how long until I can pee on my girlfriend" thread in sexuality has this one beat.

I don't know about the pee one .. I think the comment on the slide and the sound effects "thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt" has anything I have read so far beat. Damn .. I am feeling pains in places that pains should never be felt just imagining it. I had rugs burns on my "yeah" (no not where your mind just went either ty) but never slide burns on my puss. Now I am curious as to know how many women may go out and slide down a slide sideways just to see if the sound effect inserted is right or not. Scientific studies never seem to cease. Or would that be considered social study?

Oh God. . . . I can't help it, it must be bumped. . . phred, thank you for another moment of mirth!

I'm new here, and I just want to say - thanks for the slide joke phred.

It's a doozy.

:D

Why has a discussion about non-existent horizontal pussies gone on for three pages already? :lol:
It's simple:

Woman on top/bottom: vertical
Woman on side in Bamboo position: horizontal.
:thumbsup:

And I can't get the slide thing out of my head... you've traumatised me. :eek:

Not only 3 pages long, but spanning over 2 years now.

Oh my god, this thread is only second to Clavus' stories, especially the "locked out naked" one. I cant believe i missed it before.

Well I stumbled upon this thread from mention of it from another thread in the Sexuality forum in regards to "Female vagina augmentation" (basically)

I kinda chuckled to see this thread. I also noticed (or didn't) that now one did make a silly ps example. If anyone is interested...
it is here. NSFW!!! Its really bad but I think pretty funny.

Cheers!

lol I do believe I lost a few IQ points reading this =p

I can't believe that I didn't post something on this back on '03 -- man, I had way too much patience... :)

I think I laughed at phred's joke about 6 times I saw it quoted. What a horrible feeling for the girl. you'd feel like a water balloon.