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Shadowex3 07-31-2010 11:57 PM

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but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...
No. Freakin. Way.

LOVE it! ROFLMFAO
3 1/2 years later (for me), it still fuckin' rawks.
I'll admit it took me a few minutes to figure that one out before getting a few giggles. Got a few more when I realised that if such a thing existed that would probably be the noise a weathercunt made.

Lindy 11-20-2010 04:07 PM

The Stanford girl's volley ball team. As far away as you can see. On the horizon. Tall pussy.:rolleyes:

TheCrimsonGhost 12-19-2010 07:18 AM

wow.... I had no idea that there could be someone ignorant enough to actually believe this joke. It is something I have heard many times, but never heard of anyone actually thinking it's true. Congratulations, you should win some sort of award. Here's your sign.

noodle 12-19-2010 07:22 AM

Welcome to the TFP... where sarcasm runs rampant, m'dear.

TNJ4555 01-26-2011 01:53 PM

Sorry for being so late to the party but......
Isn't a horizontal pussy called a "mouth"?

don.to 02-17-2011 04:02 PM

Well, I'm not a gynecologist, but I would be happy to look into it.

Bonkai 02-18-2011 01:13 AM

So glad the Op was an old post, my jaw almost hit the floor from the ignorance.

WhoaitsZ 03-04-2011 08:16 PM

oh my god I remember this post so well. good times!:D

iFishVideos 04-13-2011 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Dude (Post 62418)
Me and my friends were talking and one of them said that one race of people have horizontal pussy's, compared to vertical ones that we normally see.

is this true or just a myth?

if true, can you post some pics?


EDIT: I didnt mean this like i've never seen a puss or anything.

This was meant like a rare race of humans (in the pacific ocean i was thinking) that had this.

You can't be serious!

chinese crested 04-18-2011 01:58 AM

People in Australia walk on their hands and hold on hard to clumps of grass and such so that they dont fall off.

Random Hair 04-18-2011 02:12 AM

So..? If the people from “horizontal pussy Island” were to breed with the rest of the vertical vagina population, would the offspring have cross head pussies and Philips head cocks?


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