The_Dude

Me and my friends were talking and one of them said that one race of people have horizontal pussy's, compared to vertical ones that we normally see.

is this true or just a myth?

if true, can you post some pics?


EDIT: I didnt mean this like i've never seen a puss or anything.

This was meant like a rare race of humans (in the pacific ocean i was thinking) that had this.

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cheerios

you need to get more educated friends. a pussy is a pussy, and they only go one way, sorry.

The_Dude

we're a bunch of perverts sitting around talking sex, what do u expect?

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rock_bottom

Off the subject a little bit, Horizontal Pussy sounds like the name of some crappy metal/punk band you'd see at a scene show.
But as to your question, I think vagina orientation is controlled by a plethora of genes... so the mutations needed to make it horizontal are about as likely to occur as those that would give someone an upside penis or sideways nose. But I'm no biologist, so who knows.

greytone

The vagina is vertical in the standing position, but is horizontal in most sexual positions. It is horizontal in the standing position for quadrapedal species.

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Cynthetiq

woah.. horizontal smile nice

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meanSpleen

What kind of inane question is this?
Dear god man, haven't you looked at
enough porn in your life to figure this out?

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SecretMethod70

Do they not teach sex ed at your school? I've heard some things are taken out of text books for *ahem* certain regions, but geez, I'd think they'd teach simple anatomy like this at least.

laconic1

I was about to say, we've had every race and ethnicity possible on the titty board at one point or another, it should be obvious.

sixate

Why am I not surprised that you asked something like this?

I suggest you get out and get some damn pussy.

Somenosuke

No such thing as a horizontal vagina, m'dear. It would be pretty darn freaky deaky if there were, but there isn't.

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BigJayz

Are you even old enough to be at a site like this???


If I found a horizontal pussy I'd still do it! Just to say that I did it.

LordEden

I've heard that rumor all my life, when I was 13 and hadn't seen a real pussy I belived it, but now I know that it's just racist myths, but it would be fun to see!

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ahhh lay off him... he is just a stupid longhorn....
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Azharen

The only "horizontal pussies" I've ever seen have all been in Anime, had razor sharp teeth and bit dicks off. I don't think such a gentetic mutation or spiritual posession has occured in our reality.

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BBtB

Thats pretty fucked up right there

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a1t3r3g0

If there was a horizontal pussy, then there would also be a "horizontal dick" (however that might work). They both pretty much start out the same in birth...

phredgreen

but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...

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vermin

Of course there is, you just have to get her to lay on her side, bending hip and knee joints, put your one knee next to her back and the other knee next to her belly and...horizontal.

I thought I had seen, a long time ago, some comedy (cheech and chong, maybe?) where one less than brilliant character says to another something to the effect of "Asian chicks, they got it sideways".

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yournamehere

Are there <i>no</i> women in the Big 12?

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gibber71

It would certainly make for a better fit.

The_Dude

LOL people, i wasnt talking about normal women.

i was talking about some remote tribe somewhere on earth.
none that'd show up on the titty board.

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spectre

hahaha
phred, that's fucking hilarious.

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Somebody ban this guy, or at least take his avatar away.

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pazza

i would say you're friends were screwing with you, there isnt a horizontal pussy

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Binder

i've never seen such a thing, but i can remember as a youth (10-12) looking at a porn mag. and reading a story about a horizontal pussy (something like letters to penthouse). thought it was fiction then, and i havn't changed my mind.

G_Whiz

Somehow I had to laugh when I saw this thread. I hear that rumor about Asian/Pacific Islanders back in the '60s.

It wasn't true then, it isn't true now.

Funny how these things seem to perpetuate themselves for years. Maybe you could check it out through snopes. I doubt they'd post it, but it would be interesting to see their research.

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b1m2x3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was so funny.... how, or WHY would you think of that?!

Phaenx

They exist. They're called "the plaintiff" when a sex change goes wrong.

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bermuDa

you mean like the japanese?

sideways vagina is a myth... it'd be an impossible deformity to my knowledge

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Phaenx

Ask the straight dope guy (Cecil Adams) if you want an in depth, elaborate answer.

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phoenix1002

I find it pretty funny that, despite the fact that everyone is saying it's a myth, people are still clicking on it Then again, I'm not one to talk, this is my second time here...

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The_Dude

lol, if it did exist, i'd be showin it off right now and flashin it in front of all you people.

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Great Scott

Tis just a myth and a reproductive impossibility when taken with the pelvic girdle. Story reminds me of when I was young and my dad told me to watch out for pussy 'cause it had teeth and could bite. Well when I got old enough to see it the first thing I did was go and tell my dad. "I don't see how it could have teeth when it's gums are so bad"!

MSD

There is a disorder known as "Horizontal Vagina Syndrome," but the concept of the horizontal vagina is a racial insult applied to Asian women, and occasonally said about Jewish women.

There is, however, a common group that does ahve a horizontally oriented vagina. They're called female horses. I think I can guess what the guy who invented the insult was comparing the women to when he said it.

Crab-footed people, yes. Blue people, yes. Sideways genetalia, no.

bermuDa

unless it's erect

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rabidy

That is Officially the funniest Thing i have ever read in my life

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riskybiz

Dude, If you ever do see a post of a horizontal pussy you can be pretty much assured that a Photoshoper had much to do with it.

I'm surprised we haven't seen a Photoshoped picture posted for our entertainment yet. All good things come with time I suppose.

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i second that

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