thanx

pure myth my friend

Oh my lord. That is the funniestthing I heard all week. Thanks Phred for filling our heads with that wonderful image.

heh... glad to make a few people's day.

No way man. Horizontal pussy is pretty funny when you think about it though.

I had a Chinese girlfriend in highschool and was teased mercilessly about this subject. And no, she wasn't a side-valve. Vertical like all the rest.

i usually just invert my wife when I want my pussy horizontal! LOL!

I'm going to dedicated the remainder of my life to serach for the elusive horizontal twat. In the name of science, of course.

Um, wouldn't inverting her just make it upside-down?

it's amazing how many of us have clicked on this...

lol!!! i'd like to see a horizontal pussy if there ever was one! where would the clitoris be though? the left, or the right?

lmao....sorry but your buddies were teasing you hard core....they only go one way!

I think it was during WWII that soldiers started spreading rumors that Japanese womens' vaginas ran horizontally. Just another lie made to de-humanize the enemy so that you won't feel guilty when you kill them.

a horizontal pussy would look VERYY strange... where would it fit? it would have to be pretty small to fit in a crotch .. perhaps would it be just be low the belly button..

TOO WEIRD!

Son, you come down here to deep south Texas, and we
make a trip over to Mexico and see the donkey show...
I garantee you will not know if it is vertical or horizantal
after that-----

my wife's got one. It goes perfect with my horizontal ass cheeks. :)

Come on man, google is your friend

I am imagining it in my head, fucking hilarious.

hahahhaa i have to give u props, thats funny shit

JESUS.... That's like... the vaginal equivalent of a chode... wider than it is long...

Seriously, that is absolutely impossible... there COULD be a REALLY wide pussy, easily, but not HORIZONTAL. A vulva, for the most part, is a vulva. The clitoris goes where the clitoris goes, the urethra where the urethra goes... you get the point. Horizontal is impossible.

I remember a cartoon in Hustler some 20 years ago. A sailor getting undressed glances over at the naked Asian prostitute he's about to bed. A look of astonishment on his face as she displays her horizontal assets to him.

I remember thinking, "When she spreads her legs, wouldn't that thing snap shut like a change purse?"

the scary part of this whole issue is the fact that few people seem to know that there is NO such thing as different races of humans. all humans are of the same race (or species, scientifically speaking) with the same anatomy. IF there were a group with horizontal vaginas, they would not be homo sapiens sapiens. they would have another scientific name, such as homo sapiens genita-horizontalus, perhaps.

I do believe they're yanking you. Tell them there's a race of people with their ballsacks on top of their wangs. That'll show'em.

Shame on you all for making fun of somebody because of your own ignorance. To all those who doubt the existence of the horizontal pussy, prepare to be shocked and amazed...







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The horizontal pussy in all it's majestic glory, enjoy friends!

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/...1664995699.jpg

LOL.... 2bit is the man... I've never seen anything soo beautiful

I heard that there was a "doctor" giving horozontal pussies to transgenders... He had some sort of issue with women and was taking it out on transgenders because he could... I think it was something like he had these vision of horozontal vagina and felt the irresistable urge to recreate his visions...

I heard he was finally arrested but not before causing much fear and loathing in the transgender community at large.






(this is how bad rumours are started... heh)

heheheh... so true, so true... :D

that is damn funny. Impossible i reality but in the realm of vodep it is very possible. There is some horizontal pussy (with some extras) in this one Japanime hentai called La Blue Girl......Some pretty sick shit it.... I think its episode 5.... Not that Ive "actually" seen it mind you.

Re: Horizontal Pussy?
 

OK, I think I have heard it all now....

Are you sure you're over 18?

i'm going to say it's true until i see every woman on earth naked



actually... in hindsight this seems like a terrible idea.... can i pick and choose?

i thought this thread would die out...

not if you keep picking at it

I dunno, snopes posted that naked teakettle e-bay picture. After that I think they might just post anything.

If there was such a thing it would be one hell of a site to see!

check out my work in the photochoppin forum, in the fav/best thread

ROFL.

Simple as that.





ROFL!

Sailor-lore.

I dated a Jewish girl once who's father told me that when he was in the Navy in the 70's, some of the Southern guys he served with wanted to know why he didn't have horns. Apparently, they had heard (or been told) that Jewish people all had horns, but had never met one before. These same guys were afriad to shower with black men, as they were afraid the "black" would come off. It strikes me that either you were the victim of some good-natured ribbing, or truly, there are still people around who just plain make stuff up about people they don't understand (Jews, African Americans, or in this case, some remote tribe somewhere.) Yes, there are very remote tribes that do not often come into contact with the industrialized world, but they're still human beings, and are built more or less like you or me.

I'd like to think that we are a bit more sophisticated than that.

-Mikey

OMG... that's so horrible... and SO damn funny. :)

Sounds like a photoshop contest to me, who can make the best
"Horizontal Pussy"... I would love to see it!