Ever wonder what happens when you reply to the Nigerian scammers? - Page 3 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

shoegirl · 07-21-2006, 09:22 AM

darn you, spending all that money on food for your family. hehehehe.

but really, i hope he sends the picture. it'd be fabulous.

Brewmaniac · 07-21-2006, 09:47 AM

Crack, this great, I sure hope you get the picture. It would be your final payment for a job well done. Thanks for all the hard work!

maleficent · 07-21-2006, 10:00 AM

poor poor mommy - crying for food out of hunger... this is soooo sad... makes the baby jesus want to cry....

Crack · 07-21-2006, 10:37 AM

I really hope I do get the picture, as soon as I do, I am going to request everyone's help in sending him a big 'Thanks for the picture dumbass' message. hehe

Mister Coaster · 07-21-2006, 12:22 PM

Holy mother of crap! This is the funniest thing I have seen/read/heard in a long long time. I can't beleive they are still at it. String this out for as long as they are still willing.

Priceless!

krwlz · 07-21-2006, 10:34 PM

Haha I can't wait to see the conclusion of this thing. Will we really get a picture? Or will he just give up on you??

The suspense!!

Slims · 07-22-2006, 10:53 PM

That's awesome. I wonder if there are any nigerian authorities that would be interested in this guy?? I bet his e-mails (and esp. a pic if you can get one) will be good enough to at least force a bribe out of this guy.

I wonder what would happen if you called up his local police chief and reported that this guy had just scammed you out of 10,000 dollars? Especially if you picked the right corrupt official and had a few bogus e-mails to 'show' that you sent the money.....

dnd · 07-23-2006, 07:35 AM

this is so funny, can't wait to see a photo of this dude and two mates with a sign! good luck!

b1naryb0r1s · 07-24-2006, 12:51 AM

Great thread Crack...much appreciated! We need the picture! haha

Average_Joe · 07-24-2006, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg700

I wonder what would happen if you called up his local police chief and reported that this guy had just scammed you out of 10,000 dollars? Especially if you picked the right corrupt official and had a few bogus e-mails to 'show' that you sent the money.....

Heck, for all we know these are Nigerian officials behind this scam.

JStrider · 07-24-2006, 05:02 PM

man what a great thread... I hope you get the picture and that letter was great!

Crack · 07-25-2006, 04:19 AM

Well, it's been a few days, and I think he caught on

RIP Thomas Cole. I think he just got too frustrated with me..hehe
The time is now if you want to help me out with this scam! I want everyone to send a big THANK YOU to this scammer.

Now is your time to fight back against corruption, and these assholes who steal, lie, and innundate your mail box and fax machines with crap.

If you feel like it, send thomas_cole1954@yahoo.com and gbengatilo_chambers@yahoo.com a big happy thank you e-mail letting them know how much fun we had at their expense!

Extra points if you can get either to respond!
Tell them Brian Griffian Sexton says hi

caver · 07-25-2006, 03:27 PM

I may have to get a new crap-mail acount, just for this.
I really appreciate your efforts.

Bless Your Eyes.

stevo · 07-26-2006, 05:33 AM

Now that its over you should send him a nasty email. call him the piece of shit he is. throw some "mugu fuck" in there as well. tell him hes a stupid bastard for going along with you for so long and writing that idiotic letter. really give it to him. - God bless your eyes? what are you some kind of inbread rhino? man you are stupid - something along those lines. Let him know that it didn't go unnoticed that he would rather your poor mother die and you have nothing to eat. This is your chance to really go off, you should take it.

Crack · 07-26-2006, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Dear Tommy,
How are you? Why the silence? Did you get my last e-mail? I did not heard from you either, have you recieved the payment?

I don't like the ways and manner you are handling this transaction either, because you... You know what, I just can't do it anymore. This has been fun screwing with you, but I am too tired to continue.

1. I know this is a 419 scam, and so do you.
2. Either there is no 'Barrister Gbnga Tilo' or you and him are the same person. because no REAL barrister would conduct business from a yahoo e-mail address.
3. You are a mugu, plain and simple. I have posted everything you have written me on a website that is making fun of you. Everyone really got a kick out of your letter that you hand wrote me. You are a fool.
4. Everything I wrote you was a lie, as was everything you wrote me, so I think we are even. Aside from the part where you are a scamming idiot theif.
5. You are not a Jack-the-lad, you are a mugu.
6. I have some connections in nigeria, and I have your IP address, so I know exactly where you are, and I know your name. You will be getting a visit from some Bakassi Boys soon, keep on the lookout.

No money for you, ever!

Brian Griffian Sexton (cartoon name)

and

Quote:

mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu mugu

how is that?

ngdawg · 07-26-2006, 06:28 AM

Wow...you have Nigerian mafia connections?? cool.....

Crack · 07-26-2006, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg

Wow...you have Nigerian mafia connections?? cool.....

hehe, who knows..

stevo · 07-26-2006, 07:16 AM

yeah that was pretty good. what a stupid fool.

Mister Coaster · 07-26-2006, 10:38 AM

Awww, I'm sorry that I only got in on this at the very end, but was worth the incredibly long time it took me to read through everything (while at work no less, hehe).

I may have to set up a hotmail account and screw with this dude... aw, who am I kidding, I'd never have the patience to stay at it as long as you, Crack.

Bravo! [standing ovation]

Crack · 07-28-2006, 11:21 AM

Something must have pissed him off...

Quote:

thomas cole <thomas_cole1954@yahoo.com> wrote:

THE WHOLE OF YOUR FAMILY ARE ANIMAL (PIG) GO AND HANG YOURSELF OR CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEREVER YOU ARE NOW AND DIE IMMEDIATELY.YOU SWINE,,, YOUR FAMILIES ARE FOOLS,YOUR MAMA FOOL,YOUR FATHER FOOL,YOUR CHILDREN FOOLS THEN YOU........SWINE AND BIGGER FOOL.DIE I SAID.IDIOT.
YOU HAVE ME TO GO WESTERN UNOIN OFFICES AND THEY NUMBER WAS NOT RIGHT,,DO YOU THINK YOU BIG MAN????YOU ARE POOR,LIVING IN YOU FILTH, DIE NOW I SAY..........IAM NO MORE GONNA RESPOND TO YOU,,YOU ARE BELOW ME.,

krwlz · 07-28-2006, 11:31 AM

Haha, now I know I have to reply to this dude on a shit email address!! This is going to be fun. Shall everyone post their emails to and from this guy? That is of course if he even reads or responds.

shoegirl · 07-28-2006, 11:34 AM

Heh, I'm surprised you even got a response. But, I'm quite glad you did - it's hilarious.

maleficent · 07-28-2006, 11:36 AM

awwwww.... tell him swine are worshipped in america... (just as ubertuber -he loves him some ribs)

spectre · 07-28-2006, 11:43 AM

HAHAHAHAHA! Crack, you rock!

Crack · 07-28-2006, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spectre

HAHAHAHAHA! Crack, you rock!

I made sure to e-mail him everyday the same thing...

Quote:

MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU MUGU ect...

maybe I finally got on his nerves...

p.s. for those of you who don't know,

Quote:

Mugu is a term used by the scammers among themselves to describe their intended victims. Roughly translated this term mean "big fool"

Redlemon · 07-28-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crack

If you feel like it, send thomas_cole1954@yahoo.com and gbengatilo_chambers@yahoo.com a big happy thank you e-mail letting them know how much fun we had at their expense!

Hey, I have a junk account...

Quote:

Subject: Brian Griffin Sexton

Sirs: Thank you for the grand entertainment. I have enjoyed reading your correspondence with Brian Griffin Sexton. You certainly put in a lot of effort. I guess it's getting harder to scam money off of people these days?

- a TFP denizen

P.S. Mugu is a lovely word, isn't it? Mugu mugu mugu. Just rolls off the tongue...

Crack · 07-28-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Hey, I have a junk account...

10.5/10! nice, very nice.

Angel_037 · 08-13-2006, 07:50 PM

I saw a email from a female from nigeria saying stuff like thank you for agreeing to help me. So, I got curious to what it was he was going to help her with and I emailed her and she responded and actually told me. It was to cash checks for her. I told her straight out that he was not going to help her and she responded with threats and every curse word imaginable. Yes, I saved everything she wrote as well as what I wrote.
She was begging me to let him do this and she would pay him 500.00 to do it. I told her to save her money for someone else cause there was no way he was getting involved. She got angrier and angrier. I then blocked her from our computer. If he would have done this, he would of or could of been in a lot of trouble as well as her but he beleived her sorrow story and felt bad. Well, he felt worse when he found out I knew what he was up to.
So, for all who ever gets this, dont do it.

longbough · 08-13-2006, 08:32 PM

Mark23 · 08-19-2006, 06:55 PM

Absolutely priceless, I really enjoyed reading those emails. I was looking at an online site recently, I can't remember the address, but they make an effort to get as much as they can out of the scammers. There were even a couple of incidents where one guy got €10 sent to him and another got £5.

Now that would be the best thing to try and do. Obviously the scammer was so confident that the trick was going to work that he was willing to pay a very small amount from his own pocket!

triggerfinger · 09-04-2006, 07:52 AM

lol i love this i got 1 from this guy today and knew it was a scam so i did a search for the name and got this thread so im just gunna reply with a simple Brian Griffian Sexton says hi and please dont contact me again. MUGA! lol love the trips to western union making an ass out of yourself.
also his new email is thomascole_1999@yahoo.co.uk

Crack · 09-05-2006, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triggerfinger

lol i love this i got 1 from this guy today and knew it was a scam so i did a search for the name and got this thread so im just gunna reply with a simple Brian Griffian Sexton says hi and please dont contact me again. MUGA! lol love the trips to western union making an ass out of yourself.
also his new email is thomascole_1999@yahoo.co.uk

priceless. I hope he is doing well..hehe

m0rpheus · 02-24-2007, 10:36 AM

OMG I remember this thread but somewhere along the way I lost track of it midway through. That was awesome.

BTW This Hall of Fame section is a great idea.

tollyboy22 · 02-26-2007, 01:04 PM

just read this laughed myself silly ironically checked email to find id won the lotto in holland so ill see if i can get you your picture crack lol

ZenShadow · 03-01-2007, 01:06 PM

I too have a rather interesting story to tell called wherein I kept complete records of all correspondence (baiting!) ... ENJOY

woohog1 · 03-02-2007, 11:37 PM

Man o man this is some great stuff. Let us know if you can get the picture. I am certainly glad I finally ran across this thing.

sonikeko · 03-07-2007, 10:51 PM

THAT was amazing! I had SO much fun reading this thread. It's too bad you didn't get a picture, but the reply email was gold! I hope maybe he gets the picture that there are people in this World that are willing to spend some of their time to screw-over the fucks that do this shit. Oh, and kudos on the Hall of Fame forum!!!

Atropos4 · 03-08-2007, 05:36 PM

I laughed so hard reading this entire thread! Thank-you for the grand form of entertainment.

morris_from_24 · 03-20-2007, 03:11 AM

A delightful thread, thank you for giving them a taste of their own medicine.

The first email addr seems to have been shut down, but the second still worked.

Here is the email I sent

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I am searching for the where abouts of my brother Brian Griffian Sexton. All I have is is his old computer with all of his address contacts. I am writting in the hopes that you might have had contact with him and could help me locate him.

Ever since our mother our was diagnosed with the cancer he has slowly faded away from the family. At one point he just stopped returning calls and responding to emails. I am running out of hope that we can be in contact again.

Any information you could provide about my brother would be most helpful.

Warm regards,
John Sexton

buddyboy · 03-27-2007, 03:26 PM

This has got to be one of the most interesting and entertaining threads I have ever read. Great job - and thanks for the journey.

07-21-2006, 09:47 AM	#82 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Crack, this great, I sure hope you get the picture. It would be your final payment for a job well done. Thanks for all the hard work! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-21-2006, 10:00 AM	#83 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	poor poor mommy - crying for food out of hunger... this is soooo sad... makes the baby jesus want to cry.... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

07-21-2006, 10:37 AM	#84 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I really hope I do get the picture, as soon as I do, I am going to request everyone's help in sending him a big 'Thanks for the picture dumbass' message. hehe __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

07-21-2006, 12:22 PM	#85 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	Holy mother of crap! This is the funniest thing I have seen/read/heard in a long long time. I can't beleive they are still at it. String this out for as long as they are still willing. Priceless! __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

07-22-2006, 10:53 PM	#87 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	That's awesome. I wonder if there are any nigerian authorities that would be interested in this guy?? I bet his e-mails (and esp. a pic if you can get one) will be good enough to at least force a bribe out of this guy. I wonder what would happen if you called up his local police chief and reported that this guy had just scammed you out of 10,000 dollars? Especially if you picked the right corrupt official and had a few bogus e-mails to 'show' that you sent the money..... __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence Last edited by Slims; 07-22-2006 at 10:58 PM..

07-21-2006, 09:22 AM	#81 (permalink)
shoegirl Addict Location: Ohio	darn you, spending all that money on food for your family. hehehehe. but really, i hope he sends the picture. it'd be fabulous.

07-21-2006, 10:34 PM	#86 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Haha I can't wait to see the conclusion of this thing. Will we really get a picture? Or will he just give up on you?? The suspense!!

07-23-2006, 07:35 AM	#88 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	this is so funny, can't wait to see a photo of this dude and two mates with a sign! good luck! __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

07-24-2006, 12:51 AM	#89 (permalink)
b1naryb0r1s Crazy Location: Murfreesboro	Great thread Crack...much appreciated! We need the picture! haha

07-24-2006, 05:02 PM	#91 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	man what a great thread... I hope you get the picture and that letter was great! __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

07-25-2006, 04:19 AM	#92 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Well, it's been a few days, and I think he caught on RIP Thomas Cole. I think he just got too frustrated with me..hehe The time is now if you want to help me out with this scam! I want everyone to send a big THANK YOU to this scammer. Now is your time to fight back against corruption, and these assholes who steal, lie, and innundate your mail box and fax machines with crap. If you feel like it, send thomas_cole1954@yahoo.com and gbengatilo_chambers@yahoo.com a big happy thank you e-mail letting them know how much fun we had at their expense! Extra points if you can get either to respond! Tell them Brian Griffian Sexton says hi __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

07-25-2006, 03:27 PM	#93 (permalink)
caver Tilted Location: Texas, Lbk	I may have to get a new crap-mail acount, just for this. I really appreciate your efforts. Bless Your Eyes.

07-26-2006, 05:33 AM	#94 (permalink)
stevo Rail Baron Location: Tallyfla	Now that its over you should send him a nasty email. call him the piece of shit he is. throw some "mugu fuck" in there as well. tell him hes a stupid bastard for going along with you for so long and writing that idiotic letter. really give it to him. - God bless your eyes? what are you some kind of inbread rhino? man you are stupid - something along those lines. Let him know that it didn't go unnoticed that he would rather your poor mother die and you have nothing to eat. This is your chance to really go off, you should take it. __________________ "If I am such a genius why am I drunk, lost in the desert, with a bullet in my ass?" -Otto Mannkusser

07-26-2006, 06:28 AM	#96 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Wow...you have Nigerian mafia connections?? cool..... __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

07-26-2006, 07:16 AM	#98 (permalink)
stevo Rail Baron Location: Tallyfla	yeah that was pretty good. what a stupid fool. __________________ "If I am such a genius why am I drunk, lost in the desert, with a bullet in my ass?" -Otto Mannkusser

07-28-2006, 11:43 AM	#104 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	HAHAHAHAHA! Crack, you rock! __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

07-26-2006, 10:38 AM	#99 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	Awww, I'm sorry that I only got in on this at the very end, but was worth the incredibly long time it took me to read through everything (while at work no less, hehe). I may have to set up a hotmail account and screw with this dude... aw, who am I kidding, I'd never have the patience to stay at it as long as you, Crack. Bravo! [standing ovation] __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

07-28-2006, 11:31 AM	#101 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Haha, now I know I have to reply to this dude on a shit email address!! This is going to be fun. Shall everyone post their emails to and from this guy? That is of course if he even reads or responds.

07-28-2006, 11:34 AM	#102 (permalink)
shoegirl Addict Location: Ohio	Heh, I'm surprised you even got a response. But, I'm quite glad you did - it's hilarious.

07-28-2006, 11:36 AM	#103 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	awwwww.... tell him swine are worshipped in america... (just as ubertuber -he loves him some ribs) __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-13-2006, 07:50 PM	#108 (permalink)
Angel_037 Upright Location: Creedmoor, NC	Caught My Fiance about to help somone from nigeria I saw a email from a female from nigeria saying stuff like thank you for agreeing to help me. So, I got curious to what it was he was going to help her with and I emailed her and she responded and actually told me. It was to cash checks for her. I told her straight out that he was not going to help her and she responded with threats and every curse word imaginable. Yes, I saved everything she wrote as well as what I wrote. She was begging me to let him do this and she would pay him 500.00 to do it. I told her to save her money for someone else cause there was no way he was getting involved. She got angrier and angrier. I then blocked her from our computer. If he would have done this, he would of or could of been in a lot of trouble as well as her but he beleived her sorrow story and felt bad. Well, he felt worse when he found out I knew what he was up to. So, for all who ever gets this, dont do it.

08-13-2006, 08:32 PM	#109 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	Last edited by longbough; 08-13-2006 at 08:38 PM..

08-19-2006, 06:55 PM	#110 (permalink)
Mark23 Upright Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland	Absolutely priceless, I really enjoyed reading those emails. I was looking at an online site recently, I can't remember the address, but they make an effort to get as much as they can out of the scammers. There were even a couple of incidents where one guy got €10 sent to him and another got £5. Now that would be the best thing to try and do. Obviously the scammer was so confident that the trick was going to work that he was willing to pay a very small amount from his own pocket!

09-04-2006, 07:52 AM	#111 (permalink)
triggerfinger Upright	lol i love this i got 1 from this guy today and knew it was a scam so i did a search for the name and got this thread so im just gunna reply with a simple Brian Griffian Sexton says hi and please dont contact me again. MUGA! lol love the trips to western union making an ass out of yourself. also his new email is thomascole_1999@yahoo.co.uk Last edited by triggerfinger; 09-04-2006 at 07:55 AM..

02-24-2007, 10:36 AM	#113 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	OMG I remember this thread but somewhere along the way I lost track of it midway through. That was awesome. BTW This Hall of Fame section is a great idea. __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

02-26-2007, 01:04 PM	#114 (permalink)
tollyboy22 Upright	just read this laughed myself silly ironically checked email to find id won the lotto in holland so ill see if i can get you your picture crack lol

03-01-2007, 01:06 PM	#115 (permalink)
ZenShadow Upright	I too have a rather interesting story to tell called wherein I kept complete records of all correspondence (baiting!) ... ENJOY Last edited by The_Jazz; 05-04-2007 at 06:43 AM.. Reason: remove site plug

03-02-2007, 11:37 PM	#116 (permalink)
woohog1 Crazy Location: Arkansas	Man o man this is some great stuff. Let us know if you can get the picture. I am certainly glad I finally ran across this thing. __________________ God created man, Sam Colt made them equal.

03-07-2007, 10:51 PM	#117 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	THAT was amazing! I had SO much fun reading this thread. It's too bad you didn't get a picture, but the reply email was gold! I hope maybe he gets the picture that there are people in this World that are willing to spend some of their time to screw-over the fucks that do this shit. Oh, and kudos on the Hall of Fame forum!!! __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

03-08-2007, 05:36 PM	#118 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	I laughed so hard reading this entire thread! Thank-you for the grand form of entertainment. __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

03-27-2007, 03:26 PM	#120 (permalink)
buddyboy Upright	This has got to be one of the most interesting and entertaining threads I have ever read. Great job - and thanks for the journey.