hey, im new here, ok...bye, I guess

hi my name is TheGreatBeast, I'm a newbie and my parents didn't show me enough attention as a child...

hello, newbie from phx. AZ. A friend showed me the forum, thought it was interesting and had a lot of different points of views on lots of subjects. very cool.

hey guys
 

hey guys my name is chris and i just wanted to say hey to everyone :)

Very nice board

let me the 1st to say hello!
thanks for stopping by

Howdy! Welcome to our little piece of the net.

Hello Ph33rz! Enjoy!

hey it looks like a great board and i look forward to posting

Thanks guys for the warm welcome..

....Welcome to the jungle
We've got fun 'n games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know all the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need


Have a great time here!!

Hi
first post, first forum - first time, be gentle

:)

Hi, I'm jane, i live in Toronto. I am in my 20's and work as a management consultant with PwC.

I went to university at Queen's in Kingston, where I had a fantastic time. I love rock music and really do not like hip hop. I am learning to play the guitar, and currently own a Yamaha steel string accoustic, as well as a Fender Squier fat-Strat ( i love the sound of the humbucker pick up).

I am a heterosexual female (olthough i do not rule out same sex encounters, i haven't had the opportunity yet) about 5'2, 104 lbs, with black straight hair. my parents were born in china, and are of Han ethnicity, I am CBC (canadian born chinese) but obviously also of Han ethnicity. I am proud of my heritage, especially of the contribution my grandparents made to the building of Canada earlier this century. Both of my grandfathers were Canadian citizens in the early 1900's and worked on the railroad. Although they were required by law to leave their families in China, they loved the opportunity that this country offered.

Me too!.

I will post a pic as soon as i can find a scanner.

Hi, as my name suggests I'm a [bold]bad husband[/bold]. I can't imagine only sleeping with one woman for the rest of my life. I mean she's the only one I make love to but fucking is another story. A man needs to spread his seed.

Hi everyone....My name is Alice and I am new here...I was able to upload a photo of me...(It's not safe to view at work)
Is that ok? Am I allowed to post a picture of myself that is not safe for work? If it's not, let me know....How do I make a icon thing for myself as well?

hi all! i've been posting for a while, but haven't posted an intro yet. i'm a soon-to-be divorced 35 year old male living in the dallas area. nice to meet you all!

Good evening everyone
 

I followed Google down the rabbit hole, and found myself here.


arawn

whats up peepz. Just saing hello. Gona see what yas all about, See yas and PEACE>!

google rulez ...and so i'm here :P

Good evening. I have joined this forum so that I might discuss various concepts and issues with people from around the US, if not the world. I look forward to reading and writing interesting posts. Thank you.

Hello I'm super new here lol!!!!

There is an exhibition area for such photos....but you may not have access to it as of yet, the same goes for the Avatar. If you continue to post in areas other than the titty forum.....you will gain access to these areas shortly.


Welcome to you all......there is much too see here, and insights to be gained.....enjoy.

Hi.............

hi i am rohan from India ,

I love making new friends , hope i will make it here also .

This board is very huge ,but looks damn good, will take some time to get acquainted to this forum

Newbie
 

Hi People,
My name is Tony and I’m from England. I’m 47 y/o and new to all this internet malarkey so all you kids out there, please be gentle with me.
By the way, can someone tell me how to make an Avatar?


Does this apply to me?
"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do."
- B. F. Skinner

Newbie
 

Hey, I'm a 24 year old single mom from NJ and I'm new here!

hey TFP!
 

hey everyone. a few of my friends were talking about this place. figured i'd swing by and give it a look. so far so good :thumbsup: .

for now we can call me emericanchaos, i'm 6'2'' around 250's right now, should be down to 220's :crossfingers:, blue eyes brown hair muscular/chubby build. haha.. i like cars computers and shooting the breeze on the computer.

hope to enjoy my stay.

:cool:

hello people. nice meetin' ya

Hi Everyone...!!!
 

I just wanna say 'hi' and I hope to get to know ya'll better. I just registered and there's alot of reading here so I will find something of interest to me and start there. I am a Cape Bretoner from Canada. I am happily married with two school-aged children. I am a homemaker and I always find time to spend on the computer daily to chat with my cyber friends. So, if you would like to ask any questions about 'Me', feel free. See you around! :)

Welcome to the community....you are right in that there is alot to read here.Sounds as if you will fit right in.....enjoy.

Any questions , use the "Ask and Ye shall recieve thread" in this forum, or feel free to PM.

Shoot away.....hope you become a regular.....this place is a blast.

First.....welcome to you all.

As for the Avatar.....If you continue to post quality replys, and threads, you will eventually become a full member and gain the Avatar capability. It is important to note that certain forums do not count towards membership,IE: Titty board.

Question: how do you monitor/assign quality post status to particular posts? Is this automated somehow or is it an ad-hoc sampling of members by the moderators?

I just want to know where to operate from... :)

The moderators in this forum spend quite a bit of time monitoring, and evaluating the members. There are of course, some automated functions that simplify the "Human" aspect of member evaluation. The quality of posts, has as much to do with increased status as the quantity. There is an abritrary membership number of posts however, which I believe is 250, that is not to say 100 quality posts will not gain you membership.

Simply put, if you intend to participate in the community at large, and interact with members throughout the range of forums, you will soon find more of the functions and areas availible to you.

hello all!!! new here! found this place through fark a long time ago and have only just gotten back to posting here!
will speak to you all sooooooooonnnnnn!

Wow!!! Great place. I was refered by a friend. I look forward to posting.

Welcome to you both....have a blast

Hi, I'm Suave. Hah. Looks like I'd be an ego tripper eh? Luckily that's not the case. Howdy to all and I look forward to discussions and whatnot. ;)

welcome....actually I just thought you were into shampoo.

Yet another newbie here....
 

Hi all, I'll try to be brief: 38, white, straight male, have a 15 year marriage that is both open and very happy; DJ a weekly goth/industrial college radio show, currently starting our third year on the air; am currently working on my second and third underground films - no, not porn or anything (I should be so lucky!); have worked the independent professional wrestling circuit for the last five years; used to publish/edit a horror movie magazine you've never heard of; BA in Theatre Arts; published poet and essayist; and I'm an ordained Pagan minister. If that doesn't define eclecticism, I don't know what does : ) Just looking for a place to hang out, relax, meet cool and interesting people, etc.